Pollard Posted June 6, 2011 Report Share Posted June 6, 2011 [center][img]http://i.imgur.com/FBksr.png[/img] We, the people of UrINE have seen that the leadership, government and overall membership of UINE is incompetent and not suited to run their alliance. Out of the ashes of incompetence, a new order has risen to take the mantle of this proud alliance. [img]http://i.imgur.com/s2H03.png[/img][/center] [u][b]Our charter[/b][/u] [quote] Precambrian We the people of this awfully sucky alliance, come together to form yet another micro. This iz to enzure life, liberty, and the pursuit of Cheetos. Any thoughts are not allowed in our almighty alliance, and shall flee far from thee. Article I. We may only be aligned to Peggy Sue and which every alliance she claims as her victim Article II. We may not be on an AA that resembles U(r)INE or any of its alliances. Article III. Our government consists of a bunch of idiots, get over it. Article IV. Pants Article V. Why are you still reading this? Article VI. We love PS and hatez RnR Article VII. There I said it Article VIII. Oh, btw, we will warz ya if ya want uz too. Article X. That will be all, notice how I skipped nine? Article PS. A member made this charter, get over that too. [/quote] We also announce the breaking of Article I of our charter with the following treaty, an MADP with The Arab League [quote] Article One. We the Undersigned are now Blood Brothers. Article Two. We agree to infringe upon each other's soverignity. Article Three. Peace and Intelligence shall be optional. Article 4. An attack on or from one, is an attack on or from the other. Article 5. This is the cancellation clause. /s/ UrINE & TAL [/quote] Our forums are at: http://s4.zetaboards.com/UrINE/index/ Our IRC channel is #UrINE @ irc.coldfront.net Signed: Baltus, Viceroy Jammar, Grand Master Pollard, Commander Halin, Overlord Diabloz, MoGEW Sarmatian, Deputy War Minister Fien, MoCNS and Policy Chief porksaber, Gov Razor, Supreme Idiot Avakael, Imperatrix Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baltus Posted June 6, 2011 Report Share Posted June 6, 2011 o/ o/ We're here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jammar Posted June 6, 2011 Report Share Posted June 6, 2011 Hail UINE! o/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Caparo Posted June 6, 2011 Report Share Posted June 6, 2011 o/ our grand alliance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarmatian Empire Posted June 6, 2011 Report Share Posted June 6, 2011 Sarm is happy to be in this wonderful gov and I shall provide cake! [img]http://phillyist.com/attachments/philly_kkuhl/urinal_cake.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supercoolyellow Posted June 6, 2011 Report Share Posted June 6, 2011 (edited) Such a class act Pollard edit: Oh, there's other people in on this. All of you should be ashamed. Edited June 6, 2011 by supercoolyellow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghuxalia Posted June 6, 2011 Report Share Posted June 6, 2011 Classy. Down with keve! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diabloz Posted June 6, 2011 Report Share Posted June 6, 2011 This is awesome /s/ MOGEW of U(R)INE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burnsey Posted June 6, 2011 Report Share Posted June 6, 2011 This isn't funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragashingo Posted June 6, 2011 Report Share Posted June 6, 2011 Well that was quite trashy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Apocalypse Posted June 6, 2011 Report Share Posted June 6, 2011 (edited) Haha URINE. I get it now...nah it's not really that funny now that I think about it. Ya'll have fun now. Edited June 6, 2011 by Johnny Apocalypse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheListener Posted June 6, 2011 Report Share Posted June 6, 2011 Hillarious, absolutely hillarious... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mastermind Posted June 6, 2011 Report Share Posted June 6, 2011 [quote name='jammar' timestamp='1307374930' post='2725417'] Hail UINE! o/ [/quote] That's a fancy little sig you got thar. Also, lol at this entire thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solaris Posted June 6, 2011 Report Share Posted June 6, 2011 This will surely lead to great and unfortunate things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buzz Lightyear Posted June 6, 2011 Report Share Posted June 6, 2011 im already tired of hearing about UINE. this is almost just as bad as when they first formed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diabloz Posted June 6, 2011 Report Share Posted June 6, 2011 Wasn't meant to be funny? Now Fear us, for shall we will have no mercy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurion Posted June 6, 2011 Report Share Posted June 6, 2011 (edited) I think we need to have a chat, Ava. Edited June 6, 2011 by Aurion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allan a Dale Posted June 6, 2011 Report Share Posted June 6, 2011 Joke thread, closed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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