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Lord Hitchcock

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  1. In celebration of the GOONs purge, M Inc will be handing out 260 medals to our members

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    2. Franz Ferdinand

      Franz Ferdinand

      Now if I didn't do that, where would you be?

    3. The Zigur

      The Zigur

      LH calls someone else a bully

    4. Ameroca

      Ameroca

      How's that purge going?

  2. I hate it when people don't know the difference between "your" and "you're"... their so stupid

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    2. Fox Fire

      Fox Fire

      So they're... :V

    3. Keelah

      Keelah

      There, their, they're it'll be ok.

    4. Lord Hitchcock

      Lord Hitchcock

      Haha- I will admit fox fire, keelah, those comments made me laugh :)

  3. SNX on a mass recruiting blitz, that's a good sign. LOL

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    2. Lord Hitchcock

      Lord Hitchcock

      I thought about it, it was tempting

    3. WileyXero

      WileyXero

      Its shame to see a once great alliance like MCXA reduced to such a pathetic version of itself.

    4. Lord Hitchcock

      Lord Hitchcock

      WileyXero... I like you more-and-more every day

  4. SNX is already crying for help from allies! #wimps

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    2. Lord Hitchcock

      Lord Hitchcock

      As you cry about our wonders, LOL

    3. Neo Uruk

      Neo Uruk

      you both suck shut up

    4. Lord Hitchcock

      Lord Hitchcock

      ^says the vacuum cleaner of planet bob

  5. Join M Inc today. (We have a better lower teir military than SNX)

    1. The Zigur
    2. Franz Ferdinand
    3. Stonewall14

      Stonewall14

      SnX is a part of TCA as is DS and I'm sure we can muster the bestest lower tier...:<

  6. Morning coffee at MInc headquarters, see war reports, red coats eating nukes. Great day

    1. Franz Ferdinand

      Franz Ferdinand

      Replace coffee with tea.

    2. Lord Hitchcock
    3. Kyriakos Raanb Dorou

      Kyriakos Raanb Dorou

      Replace tea with milkshake.

      #TheAmericanDream

  7. Monsters Inc: Turning IRON into Coat Hangers since 2016.

    1. Commander shepard
    2. XxHouseArrestXx

      XxHouseArrestXx

      You gotta admire his commitment ;)

    3. Lord Hitchcock

      Lord Hitchcock

      Commander Shepard is a virgin!

  8. Life's a garden, dig it

    1. Keelah
    2. Fox Fire

      Fox Fire

      Just don't be digging in my garden.

    3. Franz Ferdinand

      Franz Ferdinand

      Remove Fox, Franz Strong!

  9. Tech farmers crying because their getting beat up

    1. The Zigur
    2. Lord Hitchcock

      Lord Hitchcock

      getting beat up by people who can't grammer!

  10. Things I trust more than Junka... Mexican tap water, gas station sushi, a rattlesnake with a 'pet me' sign, a Jimmy Carter economic plan and a prostate exam from Captain Hook

    1. Montezuma

      Montezuma

      hey the tap water in mexico is great and makes u as strong as a bull maybe u guys in monsters just have weak stomachs lol j/k ;)

    2. Montezuma

      Montezuma

      u have to have a strong stomach to see all those snx rulers blood and guts all over the place isn't it gross I have had to constantly hire cleaning crews to clean up Azteca the place just stinks like rotting snx carcasses lol

  11. INSIDE LOOK: M Inc's feelings as they await the war statistics and casualty counts:

    1. Lord Hitchcock

      Lord Hitchcock

      #hardcore micro 4 life

    2. Montezuma

      Montezuma

      #easiest war eva

  12. Monsters Inc: we are that ravished girlfriend you never had

    1. The Zigur

      The Zigur

      I think you mean "ravishing" :v

    2. Mogar

      Mogar

      If you're the ravished girl, I'm glad.

  13. Monsters Inc damage dealt 98,841 damage recieved 69,523 #nukesforpansy

    1. XxHouseArrestXx

      XxHouseArrestXx

      Shoot for the stars.

    2. The Pansy

      The Pansy

      for me?

      awwwww how sweet

  14. Kim Jun Junka will be sentenced for war crimes

    1. Lord Hitchcock

      Lord Hitchcock

      "Order!... Order in the court!" ... "Silence Kim Jun Junka, you do not have permission to speak at this time."

  15. Log dumps! "Junka exposed as a liar, Stonewall exposed as a wimp." Read all about it in 'Together as One Communique'

    1. Lord Hitchcock

      Lord Hitchcock

      Special bonus, White Chocolate being used by Junka and Stonewall

  16. What Junka said to GATO & TSC: "SNX has more active aid slots than this entire bloc, so I wouldn't say it represents 'the brown masses.'' -Junka

  17. Junka breaks down more than Mariah Carey

  18. The war speech to my members last night, in audio:

  19. Doomsphere is dead. No longer 'Chaos' simply a legion 2.0

  20. Gettin mah Adele on... "hello!... from the otha siiiide!"

  21. Love me some Monsters Inc

  22. Back from vacation... and wants to beat up with whoever's been messing with the OWF forums... it doesn't work on mah iphone 6 S plus anymore :(

  23. Grub is a snub. Vote NADC

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