SPH sounds like he would be a blast... but I can't say I've ever seen but one or two of his posts.
I had to choose between ES and Mpol. (sorry, Mogar, I've never thought you had a sense of humor. You are too self-concerned).
ES has always had a way of stating the obvious in a manner that made others look foolish. This is what I would consider French humor. Clever, but blunt. Thorne had a variant of this quality.
Mpol has a certain abstract way of putting things. Able to cram more humor content into less words and BS.
So I voted Mpol.
Of course, he is crazy like Manson, so I'm not sure my opinion is valid.