Samuel Houston

Wouldn't mind having a private IRC convo with you one of these days, TBB. PM me as to your availability. That is, if you are so inclined. -StK

This seems familiar somehow....

NV @ 6 million.... Better, Stronger, Faster!

Hail, brothers of Nordreich! An inexorable march to the next step and beyond.

Claudius of Denmark would be proud. Congrats, guys.

Congrats to you damned commies.

I don't think it's nice, you laughin'. You see, my mule don't like people laughin'. Gets the crazy idea you're laughin' at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it...

Damn. And here I thought this was a secret protectorate agreement to only be revealed if NPO was attacked. I'm impressed.

This alliance announcement pleases me to no end. Good work. Edit: What stinks and looks good in orange?

Welcome to the jungle, Huns!

So does this mean Tulak is emperor of CN?

Very well. Disregard other implications. Please help us discern what the issues are. We are here to help. I certainly have never been an enemy of you in particular Iosif. And if you think othwerwise... you are probably wrong. For the record, we dont care either way.

We miss you too, Iosif.

Great golly! Good going, guys.

1000 points of light? Good job, STA.

May the venerable 30.06 survive.

Mustakrakish? Yes. I believe that is it. Fear the lake kraken!

The Deth T*oll Pact After a couple big city nights of heavy metal stage carnage in Danzig last weekend, Nordreich and the Dark Templars came to the conclusion that we both want a more collaborative approach in the studio before going on tour. Sometimes we like mayhem; sometimes we prefer overkill; and on a few occasions, we grant our enemies a merciful fate. But what to do? After the concert, over many nights of partying... three hogsheads of whiskey, 50 cubic cubits of beer, 3 dead hookers, and an asphyxiated clown later, we emerged into the sunlight like slugs on rock salt. This is about the time someone began scribbling a so-called announcement out of thick smoky air. In this spirit of new metal brotherhood, we announce the Deth T*oll Pact. Sovereignty: Each member of the band agrees to respect the other band mate's skills, creative work, and general awesome individual brutality. Mutual Defense: In the event one of the band is attacked, the other band member is bound to assist by whatever means necessary, even if it means going down in flames. Mutual Aggression: In the event one of the band decides to make the hammer fall on some unfortunate victim (or groupies), the rest of the band is free to join in as if possessed and inflict mega-death upon the foe. Hanging out at the studio to work on ultra riffs or the next album is also cool, though. Cancellation: If one of the band members decides to go on a week-long bender, a stripper-fueled weekend in Amsterdam, or in any other way decides to bail on the rest of the band, it is expected that they at least invite the rest along beforehand. Signed by.... The Dark Templar - Dark Archon, Supa_Troop3r Twilight Archon, Myworld Deputy High Templar of Foreign Affairs, Smoothwater High Templar of War, MaGnet High Templar of Development, Titan Nordreich - -Triumvirate- Oberherr Xenu John C Calhoun Medraut -Ministers- Foreign Affairs - Samuel Houston Interior - PuliSher Reichsbanker - Vinzent Zeppelin Reichsgeneral - Chiftelos Reichsgeneral (retired) - SF Austin Recruitment - pd73bassman Special Counsel - Brian Reimer -Althing- Sigurd Odinnson Weiss von Toten James IV TL;DR - The Dark Templar & Nordreich have an MDoAP *Also known as the Deth Troll Pact. Due to legal reasons involving the country of Finland, the use of the title “Deth Troll,” the usage of ancient Finnish necromantic text, and the title itself have been suppressed for media distribution purposes.

Due to RV's ability to bend space and time, I have no idea how to respond to this mess. Especially after reading the responses.

I would hope that you rethink this position.

Very bogus of your pretend member. It's a shame that you have to do this publically, but thanks for letting us know.

Have fun on the outside! (and always remember to keep $5,000 with your bail bondsman)

Wait, I thought I heard that RV was providing a protector status for TOP? It sounded reasonable coming from him at the time...

Welcome to the club, Starfleet! Cigars and scotch out back on Saturdays. Only mistresses allowed - no wives.

No such thing as too many vikings. Unless you're French or something.