Bernkastel

May the reign of the Imperial High Kangaroo last a million years. Also, woo, birthday and all that. Congrats you guys. :>

Well, this is terribly unfortunate and in some ways, laughable. :v:

Best of luck to our friends in Prototype. May you have immense levels of fun. o/

I agree with my good friend here. I got a fantastic laugh out of it in any case. :S Congrats both of you, you deserve each other in health and burning down horribly.

You two were meant for each other. Surprised this didn't happen sooner. Congratulations in any case.

Protectorates have a history of not exactly turning out well (or last long) for TIO. RIP PNU. :v:

A coup by Arrnea would have been far more believable. This is just silly and terribly overdone.

I like Saniiro lots so this is okay by me and take no issue with it. Congrats and good luck.

Well, that's that. Time to go home and rebuild, hibernate and do whatever. It was fun and definitely quite fulfilling watching everything burn to the ground. We really should have these immensely destructive wars more often.

It's coming into re-existence and it's looking pretty terrible to me in the decisions being made. You don't own me or control me, so I don't have to leave this at all. And I never intend to make anything about me. Me. :v:

This is wonderful. (Not really.) Also, I laughed quite a bit at GPF being the protectors. That's adorable and hilariously sad.

It's been pretty much one month since the escapade began so why not an update. Wow, I sure am having fun just decimating all these new nations and some relatively old ones as well. I've probably hit a number of ghosts in my 15-16 wars since this conflict began but it's all about having fun and leaving a lot of terrible blisters. It looks like everyone has been having fun in here too. I'm glad I can bring such entertainment to all. It's a truly nice thing to do. You know what else is nice to do? Flaunt my victories and be so utterly smug about it. For NADC, The Legion, MCXA and NATO, this has been insanely fun for me and probably not so much for your younger, newer nations which are being wiped off this planet slowly and painfully. I've lost a little bit here and there but my losses are nothing (I started this conflict at about 3,700 ns) compared to your combined total loss of almost 12,000 to 15,000 nation strength (it's really kinda tapered off to 1000-1200 a round now) and a number of lower tier nations going into the great nothingness to me and me alone over the course of a month. Is that something I am proud of? You betcha because it's really turning out to be quite a decisive victory down here for me. I'm going to keep going until I have nothing left or peace is declared. Neither of which, I presume, will happen soon. Ah well, it's all good. But as long as I have money, infra, land and tech, I'm not going anywhere. And please, watch yourself. I may add another target to my growing list. I'm getting bored with my present slate of targets. Maybe I'll move on to another alliance or two in the coming days. Hide your lower tiers. I'm coming for them. Deal with it, etc. Everything. Must. Burn~kastel. - Bernkastel Leader of the Country of Miracles Manager of Holy Motors

Skippy back in gov, Scorpy out. I can't decide which is worse. Clearly Skippy back in. RIP TIO. :v:

Sup, it's a Bernkastel post. :v Rawr. Well, everything really won't but I'm going to burn down as many nations on my way down. You see, I don't actually care much for some alliances. I can't stand their continued existence and subsequent presence in the dialogues of this world. - I've always hated MCXA and gladly enjoy every chance I can to hit them. They continue to be absolutely worth it and my continued hatred. Sitting ducks are fun. It's time for a duck hunt. A very, very boring duck hunt. Not many savory targets down here but I can make do with what I got. You'd think after being beaten down a million times, you'd learn from errors of the past so you can succeed. WELP, GUESS NOT. - NADC has just shown so much frustrating international dialogue from their Secretary-General (please tell they fired/got rid of him). What is it with me and people in the title of Secretary-General in this world? I seem to find them all so horrible or disgusting. I didn't like either that most of you hid in peace mode almost the entire time last war against my friends. Pursuant to absolutely nothing but my sheer hatred for your continued existence, the nation of Country of Miracles, hereby gladly and without a single regret, declares war on MCXA and NADC. Let's burn everything* down. You, me and that guy over there. I may not be very big but you both have really peeved me for so long. Time to put up and shut up. As for the rest of you in that shoddy mess of a contraption called Equilibrium, you never know who might be next on my list to light on fire and give a blister or moderate burn. Signed, Bernkastel Official Seal. * well, as much as possible.

I am completely and utterly surprised by this development and sole responsibility is on Deebo for this. Also, cat. o/ BFF

I hear Pacificans taste wonderful all year round. Have fun, good hunting and enjoy the bountiful buffet, Deinos.

Ubuntu for new leader of the Equilibrium coalition. Makes more sense and is far more charismatic.

I served out my ZI sentence. You and I have no further business to discuss or handle. :3

This is absolutely wonderful on a number of levels. This has truly brightened my day and warmed my cold heart. Well done VE, congratulations!

Man, that is going to be one significant crater where NATO once stood. Have fun ODN!

Happy birthday and to spend it at war! Truly the best gift anyone can ask for. Have fun.

Oh boy, this should be amusing to say the least. I don't have popcorn.

After being given the runaround and indecision by GPF, I have no choice but to look at the final option which will grant me freedom from all of this dumb stuff. I offered pretty nice and substantial counter deals (which if you have followed this, I was not giving anything period) that I would [b]personally[/b] pay off ($3mil and 50 tech which later became $6mil and 100 tech) and have no qualms about. I think given my revoked pardon, he could consider and back a negotiated offer at the absolute very least. Unfortunately, once again, shot down because he would look weak and it wouldn't be a victory for him. I won't give him or GPF any sort of victory now. I will go full steam ahead into the fire. They won't get an apology or acknowledgment of wrongdoing, nor will they get any reps. They had their chance to show leniency and to make at least some good on the pardon/amnesty. All he and GPF will get is a relatively weak nation to ZI and will spend so much time and energy on it. Offers are on the table but I don't care to get the runaround another ten days. Enough stalling, let's finish this up GPF. Here's to a wonderful ZI. Not many are actually prepared down here unfortunately, so this may take a while.Time to face the music. Lots of stuff. Will. Burn~kastel. Hugs and kisses, :3 - Bernkastel

Simply incredible. Wow. I just, uh, wow.

Good luck and welcome back FEAR. This bring warm fuzzies to my cold heart.