Shaka Zulu

I the orignal Zulu, salute you. You may be a Lion, but you can not conquer without an Army. Wait be still and quietly prosper. Then when it's time the Zulu will rise. Send me a Hawk and I'll reply with an Eagle.

I'm not full of wit, so do you care to explain. If not, I'd fully understand. Disclaimer: It's not sarcasm, if I don't put sarcasm in parenthesis. Somehthing like this (sarcasm)

That's not very neutral

It's based on a comment you made so it's not uneducated. No, maybe I misunderstood something you said or you have a sudden case of amnesia. I fully believe it is the headknocking disorder.

Do you think TOP will attack GPA due to you being bored again?

Outgoing • Federation Of Armed Nations: 15.49 --> 15.50 (+0.01) / -1.3% cumulative Is that announced anywhere?

[quote name='Aeros' timestamp='1347640760' post='3030121'] And I saw when the Admin opened one of the seals, and I heard, as it were the noise of thunder, one of the four mods saying, Come and see. And I saw, and behold a white horse: and NPO that sat on him had a bow; and a crown was given unto him: and he went forth conquering, and to conquer. And when Admin had opened the second seal, I heard the second mod say, Come and see. And there went out another horse that was red: and power was given to Karma that sat thereon to take peace from the earth, and that they should kill one another: and there was given unto them a great sword. And when he had opened the third seal, I heard the third mod say, Come and see. And I beheld, and lo a black horse; and Doomhouse that sat on him had a pair of balances in his hand. And I heard a voice in the midst of the four mods say, let balance be held in equal measure, and death to all who shall upset it now and in the future And when he had opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth mod say, Come and see. And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat upon was Anarchy, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth. And when he had opened the fifth seal, I saw under the altar the souls of them that were slain for the word of Moral !@#$%^ry, and for the testimony which they held: And they cried with a loud voice, saying, How long, O Admin, holy and true, dost thou not judge and avenge our blood on them that dwell on Bob? And white robes and lufas were given unto every one of them; and it was said unto them, that they should rest yet for a little season, until the neutrals also and their brethren, that should be killed as they were, should be fulfilled. And I beheld when he had opened the sixth seal, and, lo, there was a great earthquake; and the sun became black as sackcloth of hair, and the moon became as blood; And the stars of heaven fell unto the earth, even as a fig tree casteth her untimely figs, when she is shaken of a mighty wind. And the heaven departed as a scroll when it is rolled together; and every mountain and island were moved out of their places. And the kings of Bob, and the great OWF trolls, and the bank nations, and the rogues, and the warrior nations, and noobs, and every peace mode nation, hid themselves in the dens and in the rocks of the mountains; And said to the mountains and rocks, Fall on us, and hide us from the face of Brehon that sitteth on the throne, and from the wrath of the NPO: For the great day of his wrath is come; and who shall be able to stand? [/quote] Ti's okay false prophet, I've been waiting for you. We'll see.

[quote name='LegendoftheSkies' timestamp='1347640015' post='3030117'] If you give me a 50% cut I'll start the war on the day you specified. [/quote] I'll give you 60% if you start it (involving multiple alliances) 2 weeks earlier.

[quote name='Roquentin' timestamp='1333406705' post='2947475'] The issue is, you continue to insist it's not viable. Take the NAMBLA case for example that was a little fun Rayvon and someone else had. You were entirely reliant on VE's muscle because you weren't going to do anything to UINE about it and avoided any hardline stances. So if they had just told you to sod off, it'd have been VE being the reason any action would be possible. [/quote] I have not read anything after the above post, so maybe you already answered. What are you rambling on about? As a matter of fact, why do you ramble so much. Just ramble ramble. On and on and on.

[quote name='mpol777' timestamp='1323292174' post='2867674'] [center] [img]http://www.grandbastard.reloadpress.com/fan.jpg[/img] [size=5][font="Impact"]Federation of Armed Nations[/font][/size] [/center] [i]4 heavily armed men roll a large steel box covered in warning labels out onto the pressroom floor. One pulls the microphone from the podium and passes it through a small opening near the top to whomever... or whatever... is inside.[/i] 'Sup $%&@ers! I know it's been a while since I've been here before you, but as you can see they don't let me out amongst the unwashed masses any more. Totally undeserving mind you. I mean you eat one hooker and people get all weird for no reason. Anyway, apparently there is a war on. I've been told there is much wailing and gnashing of teeth happening. Honestly I haven't bothered to read up, but I'm sure I can guess what's going on. Some alliance attacked another for whatever reason they thought would work. Some folks decided to side with the alliance that was attacked and some others with the one that did the attacking. All the while people trying to seem important shook their fists with righteous indignation towards 'the other side' for doing or not doing something or other. Sound about right? It should because that's been pretty much every war on Planet Bob. Why is FAN at war? Why not? I mean can you really think of a reason not to be in a war right now? Saving all of your pixels to take your mom out for a hot date or something? Trust me. She's easy. You'll get laid without all of that infra. We live in a world covered in graves. Global population is dwindling. Everything that can be done has been done. Nobody with any cajones and the resources to actually make the planet livable or interesting is still here. In other words, you're $%&@ed. So you might as well spend your last miserable days in this !@#$hole making someone else's life just as miserable. Or you could of course get in line and follow... umm what's his name... you know that guy that does all of the crazy !@#$ and makes Planet Bob awesome... oh yeah. I forgot. Those days are over. Now is the point some whiny !@#$%*es are going to start thinking about complaining. "But mpol you're not doing anything to make the world better.". To that I say, "$%&@ off". I spent years pissing in other people's faces and causing enough mayhem to make the drama llama's head explode. At this point I simply enjoy the dying planet. Death doesn't phase me or FAN. We've died countless times. Nothing a shot of whiskey can't cure. That whole getting turned into zombies has been extremely handy. You already know FAN will be the last standing on Planet Bob. So go out with a bang. You'll be forgotten along with the countless others that went before you, but at least for a split second you will have amounted to something. And for many of you that second is as much as you can hope for. It certainly beats just sitting there drooling on yourselves. Well. I'm sure glad we had this talk. I can just feel the love. Until next time. [i]mpol hands the microphone out of the box. As one of the guards grabs it he pulls his hand in. The guard screams and jerks his arm out minus a finger.[/i] [img]http://www.grandbastard.reloadpress.com/officialfan.gif[/img] Often replicated. Never duplicated. Gun Porn. [img]http://www.grandbastard.reloadpress.com/upload/6383-DSCN0093.jpg[/img] [/quote] Legend!

I'm in just to see how I stack up with ONE of the All-Time Greats.

[quote name='Aeros' timestamp='1322631234' post='2856545'] It may not be tonight GPA, but I swear to Admin I shall see you burn one day. [/quote] See you round buddy boy

[quote name='ChairmanHal' timestamp='1319651274' post='2832540'] If you knew the details of the Bipolar War, you would realize that Grub has no business calling TOP out on backstabbing. Indeed, he not only has no business going 'there', he has no business being in the same state/province as 'there'. Beyond that, TOP [i]led the charge against C&G[/i] with IRON riding along side. NpO was also supposed to be in the initial wave, but instead eventually joined the other side. So much for TOP always following, never leading. I know Grub is brighter than that. Thus a facepalm fest. [/quote] Okay, I only know the detals that are not private. I have no Animals in this fight so maybe I'm missing some info, but I never knew NpO switched sides.

[quote name='ChairmanHal' timestamp='1319646626' post='2832528'] I'm sorry, did you really just go there? The alliance that gave the name to the BiPolar War? [b]You[/b] in particular? I'm sorry I'm going to have to facepalm again. Seriously, WTF? [/quote] Serious question.......Why the facepalm?

[quote name='Mogar' timestamp='1319438071' post='2831465'] it [i]was[/i] highly entertaining the first time around, only this time I think they might press the big red button. [/quote] Entertaining? Make no mistake; might is not an option. Before the Zulu nation suffers again we(Zulus)will cause Green Skys.

[quote name='HeroofTime55' timestamp='1316179371' post='2801528'] Sorry, we tech deal with our allies. We're not about to hand over tech to alliances that will just use it against us in the next unjustified curbstomp. We're sure you understand. [/quote] Congatrulations on the Growth from the Zulu nation. While I King Shaka think Ponies are soft, we as the Zulu Nation have nothing against the nations of United Equestria. Especially considering they have not done anything to pose a threat to our safety. Besides the cangratualtions mentioned previously, I would also like to offer a Busniness proposal to any nation of the UE. I am always open to a tech deal. I know I'm not an ally, but neither am I an enemy. I am no threat in the future unless a threat is brought to my shores first.

The Zulu nation is in need of tech. We are willing to provide a nation $3million for 50tech. Please send a messenger if you are interested.

[quote name='Antons evo' timestamp='1292440700' post='2540299'] I have one slot open 3m/50 tech. [/quote] 3M sent

[quote name='sanpedrodave' timestamp='1287887634' post='2491723'] Just a note that one of the oldest nations on Bob just deleted after his 25 day inactive. PatJenn of Ted a long term Green team senator self deleted. I think he was like the 21st nation started up on CN. He was also one of the founders of the GPA way back from the beginning days. Here's hoping he is doing well and thanking him for teaching us that CN does grow on all of us in one way or degree. See ya around PJ'. Respects SanPedroDave [/quote] Later Ted P. Maybe I'll join you soon in the upper room. [quote name='Lennox' timestamp='1287893750' post='2491773'] Good bye PatJenn. You had a massive nation, yet contributed nothing to CN in my opinion. [/quote] Just continue to stick yourself and contribute in flames. [quote name='Batallion' timestamp='1287888023' post='2491730'] A sad shame, but I still think GPA should enter the political atmosphere, this neutrality stuff is really ridiculous and only hurts the game. [/quote] [quote name='Jens of the desert' timestamp='1288055557' post='2493224'] [color="#0000FF"]There truly are more significant things to mourn than an inactive nation deleting.[/color] [/quote] [color="#2E8B57"]Why even comment? Doesn't make much since. Almost as ridiculous as this "neutrality stuff". [/color]

[quote name='Il Impero Romano' date='05 June 2010 - 12:12 PM' timestamp='1275757916' post='2324621'] Unthinkable, we would go to great lengths to ensure no harm ever came to our Green brethren so long as they stay true to neutrality in the eyes of a reasonable person. [/quote] The Nation gives you the utmost RESPECT! [quote name='Captain Flinders' date='05 June 2010 - 12:13 PM' timestamp='1275758002' post='2324622'] Do you believe that the GPA had the proper means to defend themselves from a largely nuclear assault, as most would be in the world today, before (or for that matter now) Sal decided to boost your MP numbers? [/quote] I do not have the intel to answer that question. I will say that I would have been able to defend myself and the GPA to the fullest. I've already been to Hell once so, it wouldn't be anything that I had not seen before. However, those that did pick up MPs (not giving the imposter any credit) would be of more assistance (with MPs) in a hypothetical conflict. [quote name='Sal Paradise' date='05 June 2010 - 12:58 PM' timestamp='1275760694' post='2324653'] Reckless? I didn't feel myself in danger at any time. [/quote] I see, you may not have........regardless it was reckless. [quote name='Sal Paradise' date='05 June 2010 - 03:26 PM' timestamp='1275769592' post='2324863'] There is no impersonation. I [i]am[/i] the GPA Director of Nuclear Proliferation. My claims to be a legal member of the GPA government are laid out clearly in the OP. [/quote] Enjoy your fun.

[quote name='Sal Paradise' date='04 June 2010 - 03:13 PM' timestamp='1275682415' post='2323684'] You think those MPs would have been purchased last month regardless, or just eventually? Most of the nations that bought MPs were over 50k NS with boatloads of infrastructure. I can afford to buy an MP every month at 40k and I've had mine for almost a year now. You're trying to tell me that these GPA nations were going to buy MPs all along, when they've likely been in a position to easily buy one for over a year? And they just all happened to buy them in the same month? [/quote] As stated in my original response........no I do not. You may have pushed some but not all. Regardless the means that you went about trying to accomplish this so-called goal was wreckless. I'm pretty sure those Hailing this would not like for their nations to be inflitrated with false propaganda. Especially since it came from an outsider posing as a government official. In my country (not alliance) that would be grounds for assasination.

[quote name='Ashoka the Great' date='04 June 2010 - 08:25 PM' timestamp='1275701102' post='2323967'] Given all the work Sal did, a simple 'thank you' would have been sufficient. [/quote] If I would have felt the need to thank him, I would have. I understand he is now in "your" alliance but the way he went about doing things were not "Hail!" worthy. Even if I did feel like he actually accomplished anything, which me nor MY population do not.

As a Nation (Zulu), we will say this "you are very entertaining". Some of your points are valid. However you're a fraud. You're calling press conferences and spouting nonsense about helping the GPA out. I'm certain those MPs that were purchased while you were inflitrating and posing as a government official, would have been purchased regardless. I dont speak for government and will most likely be blacklisted because of this but so be it. /

[quote name='Rooman33' date='04 May 2010 - 10:34 PM' timestamp='1273030477' post='2287264'] No. We defend only. To defend, we (or our way of life) must necessarily be attacked. We reserve the right to define what we consider an attack, and we reserve the right to decide how we will respond. We don't care what philosophies you hold unless you try to tread on us. Don't attack us - and don't attack another Conservative alliance simply because it's Conservative - and we won't have any problems. We're not interested in hurting you. Since you are neither Green, Conservative nor neutral - we don't care about you at all. Unless, of course, you give us a reason to be concerned Absolutely... er Nevah! [/quote] Rooman you may not remember me but we agreed on many things during the "War on BS Peace". Either way I salute you and your comrades on this.