Captain Enema Posted August 13, 2016 Report Share Posted August 13, 2016 What do you do when you see a grey riding by on a bicycle? Call the cops, he's stealing your bike. We've all known for awhile now that the grey sphere is a haven for tax cheats, rapists, and thieves. They claim to live in peace but open their doors to the scum of the planet. Do we not owe it to ourselves to cleanse the stain that is grey? Careful research has found that the average grey is ten times more likely to be a violent offender than any other color sphere. Research shows greys are 10 times more likely to kill puppies and drop out of high school. Doctors have proven that the brain volume of a grey is on average the smallest of any color. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walshington Posted August 14, 2016 Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 Well… Who might argue with science? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Hakai Posted August 14, 2016 Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 Gray is fine dork cool your jets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Enema Posted August 14, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 Grey sneaks in rapists, child molesters, and tax cheats. They definitely aren't sending their best people, we get their worst. The best way to deal with grey is to isolate them on an island in the South Pacific. This way we can be sure their genetic inferiority isn't polluting our genetic superiority with their hippity hop music and drugs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarriorSoul Posted August 15, 2016 Report Share Posted August 15, 2016 It's like Donald Trump, David Duke, and Junka had a kid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RightHonorable Posted August 16, 2016 Report Share Posted August 16, 2016 On 8/14/2016 at 8:37 PM, WarriorSoul said: It's like Donald Trump, David Duke, and Junka had a kid. Well there is no escaping the awful then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Enema Posted August 17, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 17, 2016 You want to be raped by grey? Go right on ahead and spread your meat curtains for them. Idiots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingzog Posted August 19, 2016 Report Share Posted August 19, 2016 On 8/14/2016 at 9:37 PM, WarriorSoul said: It's like Donald Trump, David Duke, and Junka had a kid. Now that's gay porn I would watch. Also, I support a war on non-colored nations. Wait, do I really want to phrase it like that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helbrecht Posted August 23, 2016 Report Share Posted August 23, 2016 Roll Grey Council? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingzog Posted September 6, 2016 Report Share Posted September 6, 2016 On 8/23/2016 at 1:10 PM, Helbrecht said: Roll Grey Council? Is that even still a thing? *checks* It is....what a waste of space. It should die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vindr Posted February 1, 2017 Report Share Posted February 1, 2017 Indeed, all 50 shades of it. Otherwise, grey is a somewhat appropriate and indeed a pleasant shade for the current era of Planet Bob. As many alliances and micros grow sparse, and things adjust to being less active than they were, the grey team does well to represent this grey-scale situation. It is unfortunate that they are mostly rapists, but this is not the whole picture. Of course, these miscreants might appear more disturbing and gory if they were on another sphere like Red, where you instead have the NPO. We can conclude by emphatically declaring that the problem is not the grey team, but immigration. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helbrecht Posted February 15, 2017 Report Share Posted February 15, 2017 I keep remembering a friend who said he would come back if grey council ever got rolled, to partake in the rolling. Should I mail him already or is this thread not going to deliver, like so many before it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Wally Posted February 15, 2017 Report Share Posted February 15, 2017 15 hours ago, Helbrecht said: I keep remembering a friend who said he would come back if grey council ever got rolled, to partake in the rolling. Should I mail him already or is this thread not going to deliver, like so many before it. I can feel SystemFailure stirring from his slumber as we speak! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Ferdinand Posted February 16, 2017 Report Share Posted February 16, 2017 17 hours ago, Helbrecht said: I keep remembering a friend who said he would come back if grey council ever got rolled, to partake in the rolling. Should I mail him already or is this thread not going to deliver, like so many before it. I tried to do it, but other events got in the way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Enema Posted February 16, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 16, 2017 Wow, how trashed was I when I posted this? Still, Grey is a bunch of rapists pedos.. etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.