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Philosophical Treatise on the Inferiority of Grey


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What do you do when you see a grey riding by on a bicycle? 

 

 

 

Call the cops, he's stealing your bike.

 

 

We've all known for awhile now that the grey sphere is a haven for tax cheats, rapists, and thieves. They claim to live in peace but open their doors to the scum of the planet. Do we not owe it to ourselves to cleanse the stain that is grey? Careful research has found that the average grey is ten times more likely to be a violent offender than any other color sphere. Research shows greys are 10 times more likely to kill puppies and drop out of high school. Doctors have proven that the brain volume of a grey is on average the smallest of any color. 

 

 

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Grey sneaks in rapists, child molesters, and tax cheats. They definitely aren't sending their best people, we get their worst. The best way to deal with grey is to isolate them on an island in the South Pacific. This way we can be sure their genetic inferiority isn't polluting our genetic superiority with their hippity hop music and drugs. 

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On 8/14/2016 at 9:37 PM, WarriorSoul said:

It's like Donald Trump, David Duke, and Junka had a kid.

 

Now that's gay porn I would watch.

 

Also, I support a war on non-colored nations.

 

Wait, do I really want to phrase it like that?

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Indeed, all 50 shades of it.

 

Otherwise, grey is a somewhat appropriate and indeed a pleasant shade for the current era of Planet Bob. As many alliances and micros grow sparse, and things adjust to being less active than they were, the grey team does well to represent this grey-scale situation. It is unfortunate that they are mostly rapists, but this is not the whole picture.

 

Of course, these miscreants might appear more disturbing and gory if they were on another sphere like Red, where you instead have the NPO. We can conclude by emphatically declaring that the problem is not the grey team, but immigration.

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15 hours ago, Helbrecht said:

I keep remembering a friend who said he would come back if grey council ever got rolled, to partake in the rolling. Should I mail him already or is this thread not going to deliver, like so many before it.

 

I can feel SystemFailure stirring from his slumber as we speak!

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