ironone Posted February 2, 2013 Report Share Posted February 2, 2013 Farkistan Acronym Publishers Presents:The Encounter An Erotic Short There she was...nothing like love out in the middle of the country...away from the bustle and crowd. He had been working towards this for days. Gaining her trust, wooing her with subtle touches and fatherly pats on the head. The hardest part had been coaxing her away from her over protective herd of family and friends. It's amazing what you can accomplish with good food, good drink, and good company. Now she was ready to give herself completely over to the animal lust that had been building between them. It was dark outside, so he depended on his hands and the light of the moon to guide his way. A pet here, a caress there. Things were starting to get hot and heavy. Her family had no idea what was going on in this dark pasture less than a mile away. His Cable77 was bulging, straining against the fabric of his jeans. She felt it brush up against her and gave him an uncertain look. He smiled reassuringly. Of course she was reluctant; it was her first time. He could tell she was rethinking this, whether she wanted his 905 love or not. He whispered seductively in her ear. "Don't worry, babe. I'm going to make you feel so good." He gave her back a gentle caress which ended on her perfectly toned CountryMouse. She turned away, signalling her submission to his will. He quickly tugged his bike shorts down, releasing his throbbing, veiny one_eighty_two and wasted no time in going for her Randomly Jim. Sweet ecstasy! The night was thick with the sounds of the heavy breathing of two hearts in lust and the slap-slap-slapping of his Manwithplanx doing its work on her docmeister. He knew he wouldn't be able to hold on long. He bit his lip and kept working, trying his best not to go off too soon. Then it happened. RELEASE!! With a grunt he held her close and released, over and over again. She squirmed in discomfort. He didn't care. He never cared about any of his pet projects, once he had blow his Omarius Zombonicus all over the place. To him, this was a perfect ending to a perfect Valentine's Day encounter. Pet projects! A thought struck him like lightning. He needed to leave quick. He leaned forward and whispered in her ear, "I have to get back to running my poorly managed browser game, but I will be back. See you soon baby. 21 days, tops!" She looked back at him, yellow eyes filled with lust. She could only reply in one way worthy of his love. She swallowed her sugar cube and replied, "BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" tl;drSubmitter: Cable77Squirrel: 905Council: CountryMouse, SoTC one_eighty_two Randomly Jim Manwithplanx docmeisterSenator: Omarius Zombonicus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HappyTheHobo Posted February 2, 2013 Report Share Posted February 2, 2013 What is going on here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auctor Posted February 2, 2013 Report Share Posted February 2, 2013 pictures or it didn't happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedj Posted February 2, 2013 Report Share Posted February 2, 2013 Hobo for subby! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorponok Posted February 2, 2013 Report Share Posted February 2, 2013 Congrats and all that jazz. Also for shame, there are no pics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smontag Posted February 2, 2013 Report Share Posted February 2, 2013 A vote for OZ is a vote for tacos other than that fark is doomed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krack Posted February 2, 2013 Report Share Posted February 2, 2013 You put Cable back in charge of the alliance? LOL - I guess self esteem isn't high in Farkistan right now. Can you get NukeMePlease back too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chefjoe Posted February 2, 2013 Report Share Posted February 2, 2013 Congrats on having a good erection FARK'rs, i knew those little blue pills would work! :) Â Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RavingMainyYak Posted February 2, 2013 Report Share Posted February 2, 2013 You put Cable back in charge of the alliance? LOL - I guess self esteem isn't high in Farkistan right now. Can you get NukeMePlease back too?  As for Nukie, he got himself some fancy wedding duds recently.  It seems RL has him completely in thrall.  As for our new gov, we are doomed.  As for pictures, I managed a screen grab of a surveillance camera I had installed in the Subby's office.  /I should have known better than to have used Monster cables. //I guess I should not have mentioned the sekrit surveillance cameras... camera.. just that one.. no others. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedj Posted February 2, 2013 Report Share Posted February 2, 2013 You put Cable back in charge of the alliance? LOL - I guess self esteem isn't high in Farkistan right now. Can you get NukeMePlease back too?  hey i miss Nuke, that old bastard was awesome  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorn Posted February 3, 2013 Report Share Posted February 3, 2013 Cable never has been able to resist the sweet seductive callings of power. Congrats to Farkistan on your new/old government. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsobota Posted February 3, 2013 Report Share Posted February 3, 2013 I had nothing to do with this and will now border on insubordination. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ackbarican Idol Posted February 3, 2013 Report Share Posted February 3, 2013 WHAT A TWIST! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scytale Posted February 3, 2013 Report Share Posted February 3, 2013 This is what happens when people don't go out and exercise your right to vote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stealthkill Posted February 3, 2013 Report Share Posted February 3, 2013 *blinks* YOU GUYS VOTED FOR CABLE?! :P Great lineup though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shelrich Posted February 3, 2013 Report Share Posted February 3, 2013 I'm not sure if an erection every month is too many or too few. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vukland Posted February 3, 2013 Report Share Posted February 3, 2013 You owe me money! Fark \o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prozenz Posted February 3, 2013 Report Share Posted February 3, 2013 I voted for Moosehole. Don't blame me. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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