Farkistan's Erection Results

[RomeroLand]

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Hello, OWF. Look at your gov, now back to me, now back at your gov, now back to me. Sadly, they aren't me, but if they stopped using mod-scented body wash and switched to CN-Blocker Fark Beer Body Wash, they could smell like they’re me. Look down, back up, where are you?

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You’re in a boat with the gov your gov could smell like. What’s in your hand? Back at me. I have it.

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It’s a pound of bacon and two tickets to that thing you love (anal). Look again!

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The tickets are now condoms. Anything is possible when your gov smells like CN Blocker Fark Beer Body Wash, and not a mod.

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I’m on a horse.

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Announcing the freshest, beer-smellingist gov in CN, the Farkistan Gov for September:
Randomly Jim (SotC)
Kahiel
Manwithplanx
Ironone
Mr.Cynical

[SirWilliam]

Where can I get me some of that Fark Spice?

Edited September 11, 2010 by SirWilliam

[Utracia]

honestly i don't think i care to know the result of your erection, Fark

[Monster]

You're not on the list, Romeroland.

Good to see RandomlyJim back though and congratulations to the rest of the council.

[Thunder Strike]

Congratz on the lovely smelling new council.

[Desperado]

[quote name='Utracia' timestamp='1284173249' post='2449409']
honestly i don't think i care to know the result of your erection, Fark
[/quote]

I am not sure I care very much for your post.

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Edited September 11, 2010 by Desperado

[Utracia]

[quote name='Desperado' timestamp='1284178183' post='2449501']
I am not sure I care very much for your post.

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[/quote]

Either you have no sense of humor or you have an unhealthy liking for erections, whichever it is you should get that looked at.

[Arcturus Jefferson]

Oh no Jim's back

/gratz Fark

[Big Z]

Welcome back Jim! Hali? o\

[white majik]

Haha about time this got posted XD

Congrats FARKers

[Andre27]

After a serious (well most of it) announcement of FOK elections i hoped that FARK would follow on that road and rid themselves of that old and rather lame joke.

Congratulations to those elected.

[ShadowDragon]

Congrats on the new gov!

o/ Fark

[Uralica]

Hali? O\

Also, where's Fireguy these days?

[wickedj]

[quote name='Uralica' timestamp='1284248891' post='2450286']
Hali? O\

Also, where's Fireguy these days?
[/quote]
Something about school and real life, whatever that means

Also, Romo..you need to get back in council

[wouldestous]

[color="#FF0000"]*wouldestous[/color] salutes!

[Ruler with Plan X]

[quote name='Andre27' timestamp='1284242290' post='2450199']
After a serious (well most of it) announcement of FOK elections i hoped that FARK would follow on that road and rid themselves of that old and rather lame joke.

Congratulations to those elected.
[/quote]
It isn't a joke. Our charter states that every month we must hold an erection or else it goes somewhere else and we lose it forever. An old and rather lame joke would be [you]'s alliance

[Andre27]

[quote name='Ruler with Plan X' timestamp='1284276027' post='2450764']
It isn't a joke. Our charter states that every month we must hold an erection or else it goes somewhere else and we lose it forever. An old and rather lame joke would be [you]'s alliance
[/quote]

And a reply with an Ad Hominem attack? I'm not the one who has to make a sexual reference when elections are held and I'm certainly not the one who was foolish/immature to add it to a serious document such as a charter.

Elections are a good thing, but perhaps it is time for FARK to show some of that latent maturity.
'll repeat what i said before, congratulations to those elected.

Edited September 12, 2010 by Andre27

[Lord Fingolfin]

Congratulations Fark, I hope this gov will serve you well

[SirWilliam]

Andre27, are you really bawwwing about a harmless innuendo (and what was clearly a joke instead of a serious ad hominem attack)? [i]Really[/i]?

Grow up. If not, at least move on.

[Andre27]

[quote name='SirWilliam' timestamp='1284311008' post='2451078']
Andre27, are you really bawwwing about a harmless innuendo (and what was clearly a joke instead of a serious ad hominem attack)? [i]Really[/i]?

Grow up. If not, at least move on.
[/quote]

Fark seems to be an alliance dedicated to raise themselves to higher standards. I merely provided them with advice on how to achieve that goal.

[SirWilliam]

[quote name='Andre27' timestamp='1284311196' post='2451084']
Fark seems to be an alliance dedicated to raise themselves to higher standards. I merely provided them with advice on how to achieve that goal.
[/quote]

And [i]that[/i] was really the best way you, apparently operating in good faith, could communicate your opinions to an alliance you seem to have little interaction with?

[Ruler with Plan X]

[quote name='Andre27' timestamp='1284276838' post='2450773']
And a reply with an Ad Hominem attack? I'm not the one who has to make a sexual reference when elections are held and I'm certainly not the one who was foolish/immature to add it to a serious document such as a charter.

Elections are a good thing, but perhaps it is time for FARK to show some of that latent maturity.
'll repeat what i said before, congratulations to those elected.
[/quote]
[you] is a common device used on forums that replaces [you] with the name of whoever is reading it. It caused a hilarious situation on our forums and so it became one of those "Fark memes"

And #2, have you read our charter? None of it is serious, absolutely nothing. We have an entire section called "Lighten up Francis". Perhaps you should look into it and take its advice to heart

[wickedj]

[quote name='Andre27' timestamp='1284276838' post='2450773']
And a reply with an Ad Hominem attack? I'm not the one who has to make a sexual reference when elections are held and I'm certainly not the one who was foolish/immature to add it to a serious document such as a charter.

Elections are a good thing, but perhaps it is time for FARK to show some of that latent maturity.
'll repeat what i said before, congratulations to those elected.
[/quote]
Fark has been calling them "erections" since the dawn of time. If you cant handle the word "erection" being used in your presence then might i strongly suggest some of the fabulous games that can be found on the Disney website. Besides, you saw Musty's great works of art you might change your mind

[Andre27]

[quote name='wickedj' timestamp='1284323979' post='2451365']
Fark has been calling them "erections" since the dawn of time. If you cant handle the word "erection" being used in your presence <bla bla bla>
[/quote]

It has been used over and over. If i tell you a funny joke, you'll laugh.
If i tell it again, depending on how good the joke was you'll chuckle.
However if i continue to tell you the same joke a few dozen times in a row you'll end up telling me to keep my mouth shut (probably stronger language) because the joke has become old and lame.

Same thing here, the "erection" joke thing is old, lame and boring by now.
Everyone would benefit if they'd make an effort to get some new material which hasn't been used a few dozen times.

[SirWilliam]

And you think Fark is wording its announcements to entertain you, or anyone else, why?