'While I, wouldestous easyhair, who did not in any way seek the office of Submitter of Farkistan, have nevertheless profoundly pledged myself to the service of this, our hallowed alliance and since my tight bros from way back have impressed upon me with glinting, kaleidoscope eyes that this is the best way I can serve in this, our greasy hour of crisis, will reluctantly accept the crushing responsibility whatever my personal wishes may have been. Now we slouch wildly forward to weather this storm, even though we may all be lucky to live through it.