brickyard Posted February 5, 2010 Report Share Posted February 5, 2010 (edited) As IRON has graciously been presented surrender terms by FAN, I feel obligated to provide them the same courtesy. We at IRON have been supremely enjoying ourselves while watching the solider of FAN fall dead to our guns. The Booze is flowing, the blow is plentiful, and we have stolen FANs worst hookers for our stables. But never let it be said that IRON doesn't have a heart. So I've figured that we'll let the FAN folks who don't have the intestinal fortitude to continue the fight have a way out. I hereby announce the following individual surrender terms to FAN nations. 1. Change AA to NPO 2. Decom all Wonders, Improvements, military, factories and work camps 3. Change your Facebook status to 'It's Complicated'. Do not reply to any inquisitions regarding what that means. If you do not have a facebook, creep the local library until someone leaves theirs logged in, and do it on theirs. 4. Send 50 Tech Liquid Mercury 5. Post a comment regarding your plans for the weekend on this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l89g_lKeq4M&feature=PlayList&p=D62CF000B8CCD794&index=50 6. Reply this this thread regarding the fact that the nation of Brickyard is in PM, and you totally want to nuke me. 7. ???? 8. Profit. This statement is by no means official, and is solely the terms for nations that may or may not be at war with Brickyard Edited February 5, 2010 by brickyard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sethb Posted February 5, 2010 Report Share Posted February 5, 2010 Is this supposed to be funny or something... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Enema Posted February 5, 2010 Report Share Posted February 5, 2010 I must endorse these surrender terms as amusing and highly entertaining. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Apocalypse Posted February 5, 2010 Report Share Posted February 5, 2010 (edited) sorry but: what is this i dont even. Edit: oh right, wrong forum then. Edited February 5, 2010 by Johnny Apocalypse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIEIXIAIS Posted February 5, 2010 Report Share Posted February 5, 2010 Very gracious terms Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckshorn Posted February 5, 2010 Report Share Posted February 5, 2010 VE all the way! NpO and their allies going down! But respect all the same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baskan1 Posted February 5, 2010 Report Share Posted February 5, 2010 That seems very nice lol great just wonderful announcement Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mamazlilmistake Posted February 5, 2010 Report Share Posted February 5, 2010 Fair terms o/ IRON Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sethb Posted February 5, 2010 Report Share Posted February 5, 2010 (edited) [quote name='Buckshorn' date='05 February 2010 - 01:44 AM' timestamp='1265334240' post='2159976'] VE all the way! NpO and their allies going down! But respect all the same. [/quote] What do VE and NpO have to do with this? lol Edited February 5, 2010 by sethb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashoka the Great Posted February 5, 2010 Report Share Posted February 5, 2010 'Joke' thread, OOC references, not an alliance announcement. Also not funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QuotingTheCrow Posted February 5, 2010 Report Share Posted February 5, 2010 This is not funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gopherbashi Posted February 5, 2010 Report Share Posted February 5, 2010 Definitely not for Alliance Announcements. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckshorn Posted February 5, 2010 Report Share Posted February 5, 2010 [quote name='sethb' date='05 February 2010 - 01:46 AM' timestamp='1265334366' post='2159984'] What do VE and NpO have to do with this? lol [/quote] Oh oops wrong thread lol Respect to my VE brother Sethb! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WcaesarD Posted February 5, 2010 Report Share Posted February 5, 2010 That's it, I surrender. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brickyard Posted February 5, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2010 (edited) A failed attempt by myself to inject some humor into an all too serious war. (Posted in the wrong forum, should be moved out of alliance announcements, my mistake) Also, I accept your surrender Edited February 5, 2010 by brickyard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astronaut jones Posted February 5, 2010 Report Share Posted February 5, 2010 [quote name='sethb' date='05 February 2010 - 01:41 AM' timestamp='1265334073' post='2159966'] Is this supposed to be funny or something... [/quote] about as funny as FAN's, yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erich Ludendorff Posted February 5, 2010 Report Share Posted February 5, 2010 wakka wakka wakka This probably seemed funnier in your head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coursca Posted February 5, 2010 Report Share Posted February 5, 2010 [quote name='sethb' date='04 February 2010 - 08:41 PM' timestamp='1265334073' post='2159966'] Is this supposed to be funny or something... [/quote] Yes, just like the FAN terms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
President S O Posted February 5, 2010 Report Share Posted February 5, 2010 Fair terms are fair. o/ IRON. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eden Taylor Posted February 5, 2010 Report Share Posted February 5, 2010 (edited) I wish this was official, it's certainly officially funny at least. Edited February 5, 2010 by Eden Taylor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad JuJu Posted February 5, 2010 Report Share Posted February 5, 2010 As these are not in the form of a haiku they are not acceptable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mustakrakish II Posted February 5, 2010 Report Share Posted February 5, 2010 I do not find this funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brickyard Posted February 5, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2010 Again, meant to post this in the other forum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erich Ludendorff Posted February 5, 2010 Report Share Posted February 5, 2010 [quote name='Bad JuJu' date='04 February 2010 - 08:55 PM' timestamp='1265334919' post='2160007'] As these are not in the form of a haiku they are not acceptable. [/quote] Saw FAN terms today Mockery will be funny Oh. Oops. I was wrong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
x Tela x Posted February 5, 2010 Report Share Posted February 5, 2010 [quote name='sethb' date='04 February 2010 - 08:41 PM' timestamp='1265334073' post='2159966'] Is this supposed to be funny or something... [/quote] I dunno. The AA change to NPO and the facebook status got a grin out of me at least. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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