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This is an Official Announcement of the FCC[/center]

[quote]It has come to the attention of this Commission that the FDA (Food and Drug Administration) is allowing images, sounds, tastes, and smells of spoiled products over the air waves. This is clearly unacceptable and in exceedingly poor taste, so we at the FCC(Federal Communications Commission) are hereby censoring every form of communication coming from the FDA until we can be certain that these offenses have ceased. Under Article 7 Section W Subsection 6, especially applicable on nights of the new moon in high humidity in the bottom of a well...

Wait. Wrong FDA, wrong FCC, wrong damn Fiction. Lemme try again.[/quote]

The Federal Domestic Agency(FDA) supposedly decided to tech raid a member of the Fifth Column Confederation(FCC). Unfortunately, nobody seems to have ever told them that you don't tech raid with CM's and Bombers. And that you don't attack again and add in a second nation after you've been contacted and asked to stop.

We've tried to talk with them about this via conventional old style PM's, and then they attacked again and added a second nation. We ALWAYS prefer Private Channels, they work better and keep our business our own, but since they don't seem to have an IRC channel or an active Forum that we can find this is probably the best way to get their attention. That and the attacks we are/will be launching.

Therefore The FCC is meeting their challenge and we will happily meet them on the field of battle until they're ready to come have a reasonable chat to discuss a cessation of hostilities.



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EDIT: Surrender Terms Added.

[quote]The FCC is offering refuge to FDA bureaucrats. Post your surrender here http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=213 , switch your AA to FCC PoW after decommissioning your tanks and cm's while peacing out all of your raids for the duration of the war.
The ability to consume rotten produce is an individual ability and if the FDA wishes peace we will happily oblige them as soon as they provide an official apology and formally train their thugs to recognize proper targets and limit excessive force with cms and aircraft in the future upon their victims.[/quote]

That message is being PM'd to all of our targets in FDA. As we are not at war with FCC PoW's aiding and tech dealing with members of [u]that[/u] AA is perfectly OK by us. Aiding and tech dealing with FDA, being generally considered and act of war, will be met with polite requests from us to stop it.

Edited by Neuromancer7
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[quote name='Hyperion321' date='03 February 2010 - 11:55 PM' timestamp='1265270156' post='2158538']
Why are you launching wars with a real CB? can't you see the rest of the world is well beyond that phase?
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I'm afraid we're just old fashioned like that. We still have some active NAP's that are older then... Well, they're pretty old.

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Good luck FCC. Hope you get it resolved quickly.

[quote name='Hyperion321' date='04 February 2010 - 01:55 AM' timestamp='1265270156' post='2158538']
Why are you launching wars with a real CB? can't you see the rest of the world is well beyond that phase?
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Awesome post.

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[quote name='Hyperion321' date='04 February 2010 - 02:55 AM' timestamp='1265270156' post='2158538']
Why are you launching wars with a real CB? can't you see the rest of the world is well beyond that phase?
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Yeah, really. You're supposed to wait 6 months. DUH, FCC!

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[quote name='Hyperion321' date='03 February 2010 - 11:55 PM' timestamp='1265270156' post='2158538']
Why are you launching wars with a real CB? can't you see the rest of the world is well beyond that phase?
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You can take your logic elsewhere, Hyperiod :P

Good luck sorting this out guys. Call us if you need us ;)

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[quote name='KagetheSecond' date='04 February 2010 - 08:23 AM' timestamp='1265271836' post='2158567']
You can take your logic elsewhere, Hyperiod :P

Good luck sorting this out guys. Call us if you need us ;)
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somehow I have a sinking feeling that's gonna stick.

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[quote name='Locke' date='04 February 2010 - 06:12 AM' timestamp='1265292779' post='2158800']
Isn't this the [i]third[/i] time FDA has been rolled for their own stupidity?
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Third time's the charm. Its kinda hard to raid when you're on a ZI list. Hell, we might recruit members JUST to keep the low NS war going. All things considered, this war is two things: 1.)A lesson for would-be tech raiders that are too stupid to notice that they are attacking an aligned nation and for not attacking AGAIN and 2.) Fun for us higher NS members to watch and good practice for our lower tier.

Its like making your kids fight some starving, mentally handicapped orphans for your own personal enjoyment. :awesome:

EDIT: and 3.) Don't raid my girlfriend's nation. :war:

Edited by chairmanR
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Booo! Legit CBs are like sooo six months ago.

[quote name='x Tela x' date='04 February 2010 - 08:07 AM' timestamp='1265270847' post='2158549']
Yeah, really. You're supposed to wait 6 months. DUH, FCC!
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I laughed at this.

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[quote name='Neuromancer7' date='04 February 2010 - 02:57 AM' timestamp='1265270254' post='2158540']
I'm afraid we're just old fashioned like that. We still have some active NAP's that are older then... Well, they're pretty old.
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Your oldest NAP is older than 95% of the nations that currently still exist in the world. :awesome:

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