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Announcement from GOONS


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OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE GOON ORDER OF WHATEVER OUR ACRONYM STANDS FOR THIS WEEK

The cyberverse today is a complicated and dramatic place. Conflicting treaties are turning brother against brother, dividing houses against themselves, and in other ways making us all feel like the Marvel superheroes in the 2006 miniseries Civil War. Iron Man was a total jerk in that story.

In light of these traumatic events, GOONS have had a complicated time sorting friend from enemy, but finally we have found a stance we can take with 100% moral certainty that right in on our side.

GOONS hereby declares war on the Goon Order of Oppression, Negligence, and Sadism.

At the same time, we acknowledge the war recently declared on us by the Goon Order of Oppression, Negligence, and Sadism.

At this time, we ask that our allies join us in our crusade against our hated enemy, and that our allies defend us against this wholly unwarranted attack.

We will give no mercy to our enemy, whoever they turn out to be.

Signed by the Not Ready For Prime-Time Government.

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