Comrade Goby Posted October 17, 2009 Report Share Posted October 17, 2009 THE PUBBIES WILL BAW DOCTRINE Dos Preamble: Due to the fact, that the gated community of Bel Air has run out of booze, and due to the fact that, The Rage Company has an ample supply of booze that they need to get rid off, Bel Air and The Rage Company hereby sign THE PUBBIES WILL BAW DOCTRINE. THE SOVEREIGNTY SEXSHUN: Taking into Account that Bel Air, and The Rage Company are indeed two separate entities, The undersigned alliances agree not to infringe on the other alliances women. If Either alliances does steal the others women, then they will receive a STERN TALKING TO. THE INTELLIGENCE SEXSHUN: Due to the fact that both alliances are into the booze business, if either signatory learns of a sale at the liquor store, then they will inform their ally before heading off to the store themselves. THE DEFENSE SEXSHUN: If Bel Air gets beat up in bar fight, then well The Rage Company is going to intervene and smash the other dudes face in with a baseball bat. If The Rage Company gets raided by criminals, then well Bel Air is gonna go steal the booze back and damage the criminals responsible. If either alliance is too busy being drunk in the gutter, then we understand if they don't come and help. THE AGGRESSION SEXSHUN: If Either alliance plans on picking a fight with the rival gang from down the street, well then, they can go ask the other signatory if they want to join in the fight. However, the other alliance doesn't have to join in the attack if they're busy watching a Marathon of the Fresh Prince. THE NEVER GONNA HAPPEN SEXSHUN: If either alliance has a problem with the other signatory, well then, They can shred this here piece of paper, but they gotta give the other signatory at least 72 hours before the cancellation can go into effect. SIGNED FOR THE RAGE COMPANY: Triumvirate: Comrade Goby, StOAKEd, Nigras Minister of Foreign Affairs: Caustic Minister of Internal Affairs: Sputnik Minister of Finance: Deez Nuts Minister of War: Raging Chaos SIGNED FOR BEL AIR: King Xander the Only, Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Back Alley Abortionist, and the True and Righteous Hero of Pink Emperor Marx, Carlton the Glorious, Defender of the Faith and Giver of Zero $%&@s Druss the Legend, Minister of Foreign Affairs, Women Wooing, Sweet Talking, and general pimpin'. This Charming Man, Bel Air Country Club Courtesy Desk, England Is Mine, Hang the blessed DJ, Reel around the fountain, slap me on the patio. 890765, Bel Air Country Club Manager, and Pink Incarnate Extraduty, Minister of Touching...... HARD Newhotness, Minister of Economics and Receiver of Poontang PINK POWER! Tee hee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Xander the Only Posted October 17, 2009 Report Share Posted October 17, 2009 I didn't sign this. Happy to have this treaty with you guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
This Charming Man Posted October 17, 2009 Report Share Posted October 17, 2009 I'm happy for both parties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groucho Marx Posted October 17, 2009 Report Share Posted October 17, 2009 Pretty awesome. Remixes are always awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vilien Posted October 17, 2009 Report Share Posted October 17, 2009 This is immoral. I do not approve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HurricaneLOL Posted October 17, 2009 Report Share Posted October 17, 2009 I'm down with this. o/ immorality Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caliph Posted October 17, 2009 Report Share Posted October 17, 2009 totally immoral bro. I mean, pink is immoral, and 2 pink alliances ....the immoralism is blowing my mind. seriously, blowing my mind. Put this in your sig if its blowing your mind too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weirdgus Posted October 17, 2009 Report Share Posted October 17, 2009 Good luck to both parties Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yinner Posted October 17, 2009 Report Share Posted October 17, 2009 good luck to both groups Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hizzy Posted October 17, 2009 Report Share Posted October 17, 2009 I hope some day all pink alliances can share a common bond together and unite as one. It'll make it so much easier to roll the entire sphere in one swoop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mongol-Swedes Posted October 17, 2009 Report Share Posted October 17, 2009 It's immoral, it's sexy, it's Pink. This is our glory. This is our freedom from the New Hegemony. o7 Pink Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
519 Nigras Posted October 17, 2009 Report Share Posted October 17, 2009 Good luck to both parties involved here. You're going to need it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The AUT Posted October 17, 2009 Report Share Posted October 17, 2009 I hope some day all pink alliances can share a common bond together and unite as one.It'll make it so much easier to roll the entire sphere in one swoop. I had this plan laid out to re-roll once more and hide within Bel Air. There I'd make unnecessary polls and draw attention to myself on my way to making Bel Air internally unstable and have it succumb to external pressures. Then I realized they're doing this on their own and they really don't need me. *Shrugs* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin32891 Posted October 17, 2009 Report Share Posted October 17, 2009 I'm disappointed with you Bel Air, nothing about NSO? Congrats to you both. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
519 Nigras Posted October 17, 2009 Report Share Posted October 17, 2009 I had this plan laid out to re-roll once more and hide within Bel Air. There I'd make unnecessary polls and draw attention to myself on my way to making Bel Air internally unstable and have it succumb to external pressures. Then I realized they're doing this on their own and they really don't need me.*Shrugs* Divided and conquer. PM me, I'd like to help cause these guys are tools. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StOAKEd Posted October 17, 2009 Report Share Posted October 17, 2009 PINK POWAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
youwish959 Posted October 18, 2009 Report Share Posted October 18, 2009 PINK POWAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am disappointed, you have chosen the wrong path. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Druss the Legend Posted October 18, 2009 Report Share Posted October 18, 2009 This is one sexy treaty. So very sexy. Like sexier than sexy. It's just mind blowing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StOAKEd Posted October 18, 2009 Report Share Posted October 18, 2009 I am disappointed, you have chosen the wrong path. Come visit us, #rage. We'll treaty up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comrade Goby Posted October 18, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 18, 2009 I am disappointed, you have chosen the wrong path. You may think so, but pink is a dystopian wasteland free of laws and order. No need to worry about Senators there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nippy Posted October 18, 2009 Report Share Posted October 18, 2009 (edited) nice treaty, guys. Edited October 18, 2009 by nippy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChairmanHal Posted October 18, 2009 Report Share Posted October 18, 2009 Dare I say...expected? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taget Posted October 18, 2009 Report Share Posted October 18, 2009 Congrats on the treaty even if that pink text is a bit hard to read. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schattenmann Posted October 18, 2009 Report Share Posted October 18, 2009 Next: Pubbies will baw 2: Electric Boogaloo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riddick Posted October 18, 2009 Report Share Posted October 18, 2009 we need a TWi-lolPink Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.