Delta1212 Posted May 30, 2009 Report Share Posted May 30, 2009 I say, I just received a call from a confederation of shady pebbles wondering why they were not invited to the tea party they organized for us. Jolly poor show, chaps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rsoxbronco1 Posted May 30, 2009 Report Share Posted May 30, 2009 He wont come out of the closet if all that's waiting for him is a mob of angry people with their jamless scones.The jam thief can not possibly come out of the closet using this blindingly indubitable logic: X + Y = Z He will be unable to procure jam in the future without leaving the closet. I would also like to add that all Blackstone Collusion members are banned from this tea party due to their claims that they are the actual providers of the tea leaves for our delicious beverages and that they made the capture of the jam thief possible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_GunneR_ Posted May 30, 2009 Report Share Posted May 30, 2009 I say, I just received a call from a confederation of shady pebbles wondering why they were not invited to the tea party they organized for us. Jolly poor show, chaps. Well this all depends, where do they stand on the contentious issue of Jam thievery? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altarctica Posted May 30, 2009 Report Share Posted May 30, 2009 Is all this ruckus over jam thievery absolutely necessary? I would much prefer to enjoy a simple cup of tea in peace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandwich Controversy Posted May 30, 2009 Report Share Posted May 30, 2009 Is all this ruckus over jam thievery absolutely necessary? I would much prefer to enjoy a simple cup of tea in peace. Indeed, we can always buy more jam, and perhaps invite the thief to our next party. GOD I LOVE MAKING FRIENDS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mixoux Posted May 30, 2009 Report Share Posted May 30, 2009 I only accept the white pieces of those scones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altarctica Posted May 30, 2009 Report Share Posted May 30, 2009 Indeed, we can always buy more jam, and perhaps invite the thief to our next party. GOD I LOVE MAKING FRIENDS Whoever he may be, I dare say the thief has some manner of good taste at the very least. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Diorno Posted May 30, 2009 Report Share Posted May 30, 2009 Don't worry guys, I brought some extra jam, jam theives be damned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xiphosis Posted May 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 30, 2009 I say, I'm quite sure if we offer the jam thief a, perhaps more civilized way out he will repay us in kind and in the process become a model citizen of society, indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altarctica Posted May 30, 2009 Report Share Posted May 30, 2009 I say, I'm quite sure if we offer the jam thief a, perhaps more civilized way out he will repay us in kind and in the process become a model citizen of society, indeed. Splendid idea, old bean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Sexy Posted May 30, 2009 Report Share Posted May 30, 2009 Gents, I come with grave news. While we squabble about the jam thief, the Pacifican sugar thieves are gaining strength again, and are seizing more of our delicious cubes by the day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tequila Mockingbird Posted May 30, 2009 Report Share Posted May 30, 2009 Maybe if you had of invited the jam theif to the party in the first place, he wouldn't have felt obliged to steal the jam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_GunneR_ Posted May 30, 2009 Report Share Posted May 30, 2009 I say with full conviction, you are all losing your sight, this jam thief has deprived us of a tea party that could have been greater than any before but we are forced to accept the scraps. What type of mad man (or perhaps men) allow for a thief to not even give back that which he took? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xiphosis Posted May 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 30, 2009 What type of mad man (or perhaps men) allow for a thief to not even give back that which he took? I would humbly suggest, kind gent, that it not be man, but pitbull. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Sexy Posted May 30, 2009 Report Share Posted May 30, 2009 I say with full conviction, you are all losing your sight, this jam thief has deprived us of a tea party that could have been greater than any before but we are forced to accept the scraps. What type of mad man (or perhaps men) allow for a thief to not even give back that which he took? That is a TOP question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leet Guy Posted May 30, 2009 Report Share Posted May 30, 2009 I say with full conviction, you are all losing your sight, this jam thief has deprived us of a tea party that could have been greater than any before but we are forced to accept the scraps. What type of mad man (or perhaps men) allow for a thief to not even give back that which he took? But lad you must realize that the jam thief is in hiding right now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delta1212 Posted May 30, 2009 Report Share Posted May 30, 2009 The jam thief has hidden well from our search parties and earned the jam he took. Why, if we kept after him and took it back now, we'd be the jam thieves! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Sexy Posted May 30, 2009 Report Share Posted May 30, 2009 I think we should send him a congratulatory fruit hamper for vexing us, so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CptGodzilla Posted May 30, 2009 Report Share Posted May 30, 2009 I think I found the jam thief! but he locked himself in his house and won't come out D= Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoFish Posted May 30, 2009 Report Share Posted May 30, 2009 The jam thief has hidden well from our search parties and earned the jam he took. Why, if we kept after him and took it back now, we'd be the jam thieves! Oh my, what a most terrible predicament. I would propose that the only just and honourable course of action would be to let him off scot free - lest we become the very jam thieves we seek to entrap! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petrovich4 Posted May 30, 2009 Report Share Posted May 30, 2009 You plonkers, the jam thief is in the darkened library with the candlestick! RELEASE THE HOUNDS!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diogenes Posted May 30, 2009 Report Share Posted May 30, 2009 I'm supportive of harsh jam reparations for the jam thief. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mixoux Posted May 30, 2009 Report Share Posted May 30, 2009 But sir, we are but humble gentlemen who simply wish to retrieve our stolen jam! Is this immoral? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandwich Controversy Posted May 30, 2009 Report Share Posted May 30, 2009 That is a TOP question. What does this mean? We're talking about the jam thief, not our esteemed colleagues in the Order of the Paradox! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delta1212 Posted May 30, 2009 Report Share Posted May 30, 2009 What's say we all put this jam thief from our minds and relax with a rousing game of tennis. I know my topspin could use a bit of brushing up, what. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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