Xiphosis Posted May 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 30, 2009 (edited) I have the most splendid idea, my good fellows. We allow the jam thief a moment of respite somewhere in the general locale of the game servers, he goes back to his villainy, and the servers stay quite up for update. BRILLIANT! Edited May 30, 2009 by Xiphosis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leet Guy Posted May 30, 2009 Report Share Posted May 30, 2009 What's say we all put this jam thief from our minds and relax with a rousing game of tennis. I know my topspin could use a bit of brushing up, what. Indeed sir I would love to go and smash something else today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Sexy Posted May 30, 2009 Report Share Posted May 30, 2009 What does this mean? We're talking about the jam thief, not our esteemed colleagues in the Order of the Paradox! My dear sir, you misunderstand me. I was merely congratulating my tea loving colleague for posing such a thought provoking question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xiphosis Posted May 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 30, 2009 RELEASE THE HOUNDS!!!! Not pittbulls, surely?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurion Posted May 30, 2009 Report Share Posted May 30, 2009 What's say we all put this jam thief from our minds and relax with a rousing game of tennis. I know my topspin could use a bit of brushing up, what. That sounds positively smashing, old chap. Your topspin has appeared slightly off, not anywhere near the elite quality we have come to expect. After all we can't always blame the trainer, what! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xiphosis Posted May 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 30, 2009 Maybe if you had of invited the jam theif to the party in the first place, he wouldn't have felt obliged to steal the jam. I do wonder sir, if one is a thief, then surely he will come invitation or not, surely? An invitation would, surely, only provoke more thievery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandwich Controversy Posted May 30, 2009 Report Share Posted May 30, 2009 I do wonder sir, if one is a thief, then surely he will come invitation or not, surely? An invitation would, surely, only provoke more thievery. But once he is invited, he will no longer feel like he has been excluded from our lovely circle of friends! He will not have to resort to stealing our jam just to spite us! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Sexy Posted May 30, 2009 Report Share Posted May 30, 2009 That sounds positively smashing, old chap.Your topspin has appeared slightly off, not anywhere near the elite quality we have come to expect. After all we can't always blame the trainer, what! I must say, I find it the current match fixing scandal in our noble sport to be abhorrent, at best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delta1212 Posted May 30, 2009 Report Share Posted May 30, 2009 (edited) But once he is invited, he will no longer feel like he has been excluded from our lovely circle of friends! He will not have to resort to stealing our jam just to spite us! But the last time the jam theif was invited to a party, it broke up and all went home tealess. Edited May 30, 2009 by Delta1212 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandwich Controversy Posted May 30, 2009 Report Share Posted May 30, 2009 But the last time the jam theif was invited to a party, it broke up and all went home tealess. It has more to do with the company he kept. The Continuum/One Vision tea parties were never very civilized at all, old chap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blacky Posted May 30, 2009 Report Share Posted May 30, 2009 Oh my, what a most terrible predicament. I would propose that the only just and honourable course of action would be to let him off scot free - lest we become the very jam thieves we seek to entrap! Well if the jam thief is to be left unmolested for his grievances, the stolen jam still in his possession other toppings will have to suffice. The other suggestion would also be a superb method of dealing with the complaints, a friendly game of tennis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petrovich4 Posted May 30, 2009 Report Share Posted May 30, 2009 Not pittbulls, surely?! I do say good sir, we have pit bulls?! Why have we not all been informed of this magical twist of good luck chap? I request another tea party sometime in the future to vaguely discuss whether we release pit bulls or hounds. In the meantime, I do believe - I say - I do believe, that I will go for my afternoon nap! It is such a lovely post update day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grand Emperor Burka Posted May 30, 2009 Report Share Posted May 30, 2009 pip pip gents could i have a cup of tea ? Seeing as the jam thief is holed up shouldn't we tell him we'll let him go then we jump out of the bushes next to his house and steal the jam back? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Sexy Posted May 30, 2009 Report Share Posted May 30, 2009 Well if the jam thief is to be left unmolested for his grievances, the stolen jam still in his possession other toppings will have to suffice.The other suggestion would also be a superb method of dealing with the complaints, a friendly game of tennis. However, we must rectify the situation where we play 5 set matches, but others only play 3 set matches. They wish to have the same voice, if not a louder voice, on the International Tennis Council, without putting in the hard work on the court. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurion Posted May 30, 2009 Report Share Posted May 30, 2009 However, we must rectify the situation where we play 5 set matches, but others only play 3 set matches. They wish to have the same voice, if not a louder voice, on the International Tennis Council, without putting in the hard work on the court. How can we know that, old chap? I do hope you are not attempting to slander... Though I will admit some of the very top players have been lacking a certain explosive quality to their serves of late, surely that is merely a coincidence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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kingzog Posted May 30, 2009 Report Share Posted May 30, 2009 (edited) /me peers over the shrubbery "I was warned that giving up drinking would make me see things." /me finds the nearest pub and goes in "Barkeep! You simply won't believe what I saw!" Edited May 30, 2009 by kingzog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_GunneR_ Posted May 30, 2009 Report Share Posted May 30, 2009 No! Say it is not true! This is outrageous, surely for ruining yet another companion of the tea party, we must demand more to settle grievances. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xiphosis Posted May 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 30, 2009 For his crime, we will pile in the sugar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
potato Posted May 30, 2009 Report Share Posted May 30, 2009 Tea? $%&@ that. Tea is just dirty water. Coffee is where it's at. :colbert: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rishnokof Posted May 30, 2009 Report Share Posted May 30, 2009 TEA PARTY!!!! pfft, we all just know that's an excuse to get drunk on *tea* with mates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandwich Controversy Posted May 30, 2009 Report Share Posted May 30, 2009 * babyjesus pours his earl grey double bergamot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R&R-Viking Posted May 30, 2009 Report Share Posted May 30, 2009 I'd love to attend this fine social gathering, but alas I have to spend my time polishing my pixels. The things a fancy, upstanding gentleman must do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alfred von Tirpitz Posted May 30, 2009 Report Share Posted May 30, 2009 Ahh, Stupendous, a tea party. I do believe some darjeeling shall do the trick for me, and some of those delicious cucumber sandwiches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grand Emperor Burka Posted May 30, 2009 Report Share Posted May 30, 2009 would any gentlemen care for some oolong tea ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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