JayOvfEnnay Posted February 22, 2009 Report Share Posted February 22, 2009 (edited) On that note it's best I deliver the news that King Danny wasn't able to anarchy me and now owes 50 tech to Pansy (I did 50 to SpiderJ in my bet with Legion xD). Here are the latest battle reports:A fighter escorted bombing run has been launched against your nation by King Daniel the 1st. In the attack you lost 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, and 0.00 infrastructure. You destroyed 1 attacking bombers. You lost 1 fighter aircraft and destroyed 11 fighter aircraft launched by King Daniel the 1st. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled. A fighter escorted bombing run has been launched against your nation by King Daniel the 1st. In the attack you lost 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, and 0 infrastructure. You destroyed 0 attacking bombers. You lost 0 fighter aircraft and destroyed 6 fighter aircraft launched by King Daniel the 1st. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled. You have been attacked by King Daniel the 1st. You lost 411 soldiers and 71 tanks. You killed 708 soldiers and 91 tanks. Their forces razed 0.000 miles of your land, stole 0.000 technology, and destroyed 0.000 infrastructure. Their forces looted $0.00 from you and you gained $30.92 in your enemy's abandoned equipment. In the end the battle was a Victory. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled. You have been attacked by King Daniel the 1st. You lost 226 soldiers and 39 tanks. You killed 495 soldiers and 26 tanks. Their forces razed 0.000 miles of your land, stole 0.000 technology, and destroyed 0.000 infrastructure. Their forces looted $0.00 from you and you gained $20.40 in your enemy's abandoned equipment. In the end the battle was a Victory. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled. That said, great warchest Dani. I expect 50 tech to Pansy very soon. EDIT- And I decided not to attack him yet, or peace him out yet, because if the 50 tech isn't delivered soon I will quad and subsequently bill lock him until he does. He gains a slot on Tuesday. Also you know what, for now until then, let's have some surrender terms in place so that I know he won't attack me or back stab me during the period that I'm cautious but not yet attacking. OFFICAL SURRENDER TERMS FROM JOFNA WITH LOVE AND PIKACHUS. 1. 30% soldiers, no tanks, no missiles, no aircraft. 2. DEFCON 5. 3. Delete the 1 barrack that you have, replace it with a damn bank or something >.> 4. Change AA to "Kuru PoW" 5. Change Bio to "I'm a little teapot" nursery rhyme. Repeat until character limit runs out. 6. These terms last until 50 tech is delivered to The Pansy, of Valhalla. 7. Do not at any point the future mess with meh. I'm thinking these were pretty generous, 'twould be foolish NOT to accept. Please place your official response within this thread. [OOC] I figured I'd repost in a new topic :3 It belongs in World affairs because it's my surrender terms to Daniel, and the status of my owning him. Not his alliance. Under no means is this a joke thread, I am 100% serious. [OOC] Edited February 23, 2009 by Jofna Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slevin Posted February 22, 2009 Report Share Posted February 22, 2009 (edited) This is epic Slevin p.s. First Edited February 22, 2009 by Slevin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Keshav IV Posted February 22, 2009 Report Share Posted February 22, 2009 Jofna <_< I am moar awesome then Pansy and I receive no tech Also epic terms :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Daniel the 1st Posted February 22, 2009 Report Share Posted February 22, 2009 I agree to all but 4 and 5. Im not doing 5 because thats publically degrating and I REALLY cant do 4 because im in the middle of trying to recruit ppl into my new alliance and cant do that if im in ur Pow. Im a man of my word and wont attack or backstab you and will have your friend will have his tech soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ditka Posted February 22, 2009 Report Share Posted February 22, 2009 best terms I've seen as in doesn't hurt ya that much.... id take em man forreal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JayOvfEnnay Posted February 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 22, 2009 I agree to all but 4 and 5. Im not doing 5 because thats publically degrating and I REALLY cant do 4 because im in the middle of trying to recruit ppl into my new alliance and cant do that if im in ur Pow. Im a man of my word and wont attack or backstab you and will have your friend will have his tech soon. Number 5... How about "I'm a little Kuru Pow, short and stout." and just leave it at that, with that being the only thing within your bio? I personally think that there's nothing wrong with that. As to recruiting- Have another member of your alliance do it while you are out. It will only be for until you send the aid. You control how long this lasts. The deadline for the end of negotiations will be 6:00 PM CN time tonight, and after that you will be given four more hours (until 10:00 PM) to fully comply. Now that number 5 is fixed and there is a solution to number 4, I can't see why the terms aren't perfectly fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unko Kalaikz Posted February 22, 2009 Report Share Posted February 22, 2009 Their forces looted $0.00 from you and you gained $20.40 in your enemy's abandoned equipment. Sounds like someone dropped an old boot or something. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JayOvfEnnay Posted February 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 22, 2009 Poll added, for those too lazy to post. ^^ Sounds like someone dropped an old boot or something. :lol: And I will admit, I lol'd after reading this xD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoomzoomzoom Posted February 22, 2009 Report Share Posted February 22, 2009 Voted for first term because I have not followed this at all nor read the OP. I like a little spice in my life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchboy00 Posted February 22, 2009 Report Share Posted February 22, 2009 terms are so fair i may just surrender as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unko Kalaikz Posted February 22, 2009 Report Share Posted February 22, 2009 Voted for first term because I have not followed this at all nor read the OP. I like a little spice in my life. Democracy in action. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JayOvfEnnay Posted February 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 22, 2009 To those who voted "Dani really doesn't have much of a choice"... he has three choices: A- Accept terms that do not in any way hurt him. B- Negotiate terms to the point where he likes them enough to accept. C- Not except at all and continue fighting me. Although C is an unfavorable option (because I'd bill lock him in his current state), it still is a choice. Meh, nevertheless it doesn't seem like he minds the terms too much, he'll probably accept. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lennox Posted February 22, 2009 Report Share Posted February 22, 2009 I think they are fair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin McDonald Posted February 22, 2009 Report Share Posted February 22, 2009 Jofna, you disappoint me. I thought you were gonna come up with some fancy title, instead you just play it by the book and title it "Surrender terms to King Daniel the First, of TCON." So now we all know what's gonna be in the thread without having to read it... poor show Also, how many people, like me, really hope Daniel doesn't accept these terms? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JayOvfEnnay Posted February 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 22, 2009 Jofna, you disappoint me.I thought you were gonna come up with some fancy title, instead you just play it by the book and title it "Surrender terms to King Daniel the First, of TCON." So now we all know what's gonna be in the thread without having to read it... poor show Also, how many people, like me, really hope Daniel doesn't accept these terms? Well, not as many as the amount of people that want to see him come online at 10:01 PM update time, fully ready to accept but not complying at all. Also yes, yes I am a disgrace. *whispers* next time *whispers* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havamil Posted February 22, 2009 Report Share Posted February 22, 2009 50 tech to Pansy???? I thought so much more of you than that Personally i think those terms are awesome, i voted for 2 though. Gee i wonder why Rock on Jofna Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles VI Posted February 22, 2009 Report Share Posted February 22, 2009 (edited) I like these terms. Nº 4 is reasonable, and Nº 5 is pretty epic. Besides, how long will it take you to send him 50 tech? Edited February 22, 2009 by Charles VI Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Greenberg Posted February 22, 2009 Report Share Posted February 22, 2009 These terms seem pretty fair. My favorite is the nation bio one where Danial has to put the I'm a little tea pot ryme. HAHA!!! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookavich Posted February 22, 2009 Report Share Posted February 22, 2009 He should be forced to move to pink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyriakos Raanb Dorou Posted February 22, 2009 Report Share Posted February 22, 2009 (edited) Is there any objection to the South Sudan paying his tech fine for him? I'm in a giving mood today. :lol: Edited February 22, 2009 by Richard VII Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpiderJerusalem Posted February 22, 2009 Report Share Posted February 22, 2009 These terms are truly epic... I think I have seen some of them before though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JayOvfEnnay Posted February 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 22, 2009 Is there any objection to the South Sudan paying his tech fine for him? I'm in a giving mood today. :lol: Unfortunately yes, this is King Daniel's punishment for attacking me the first time, and part of that is sending tech to Pansy that comes out of his wallet. The other part is that I'd like to seriously see him sport that Kuru Pow AA >.> @SpiderJ- Lies!!!1! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slevin Posted February 22, 2009 Report Share Posted February 22, 2009 I agree to all but 4 and 5. Im not doing 5 because thats publically degrating and I REALLY cant do 4 because im in the middle of trying to recruit ppl into my new alliance and cant do that if im in ur Pow. Im a man of my word and wont attack or backstab you and will have your friend will have his tech soon. You need to realize that Jofna is letting you off easy...think about your numbers!!!!!!!!!! with love, Slevin "im a little teapot short and stout" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JayOvfEnnay Posted February 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 Alright it is now a few minutes past 6:00 PM CN time, so the negotiation period is over, now comes the compliance. Please refer to my post that replied to yours for an updated version of number 5 and a clarification of number 4. You have until 10:00PM CN time to comply to the terms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireandthepassion Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 Some of the best surrender terms I have read. I got a good rofl from them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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