Sir Paul Posted July 13, 2008 Report Share Posted July 13, 2008 (edited) Hello Citizens, and welcome to the Office of the Pacific News Network, where all business is conducted and all our archives are located. : Sponsored by the International Coalition of Socialist Nations (ICSN) : Sponsored by the New Pacific OrderIssue 4 - May 6, 2006 Part I : : Sponsored by The New Pacific Order - : Sponsored by the Global Alliance & Treaty Organization - : - Sponsored by the New Pacific Order (July 17 / Aug 16, 2006) - Sponsored by The Viridian EntenteIssue 7 Audio-July 17, 2006 Issue 8 Audio-July 27, 2006. Issue 10 Audio-September 1, 2006 : Sponsored by The New Pacific Order : Sponsored by The Global Alliance & Treaty Organization - December 2, 2006 : Sponsored by the New Pacific Order. : Wartime EditionIssue 16 - July 18, 2007 : PNN Productions : Sponsored by Viridian EntenteAmerican Election Coverage 2004 LIVE American Election Coverage 2008 LIVE American Election Coverage : Sponsored by the Mostly Harmless Alliance CNQ Radio CNQ Radio Issue 1.1 - Februrary 8, 2009 CNQ Radio Issue 1.2 - Februrary 10, 2009 Tabloid Tribune 4th Season Tabloid Tribune #145 : June 23, 2009 Tabloid Tribune #146 : June 27, 2009 Tabloid Tribune #147 : July 5, 2009 sponsored by In-N-Out Tabloid Tribune #148 : July 26, 2009 sponsored by PaulsLIST Tabloid Tribune #149 : July 31, 2009 sponsored by Prodigal Chieftain Tabloid Tribune #150 : August 27, 2009 sponsored by California Tabloid Tribune #151 : October 11, 2009 sponsored by PaulsLIST Edited October 14, 2009 by Sir Paul Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Paul Posted July 13, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 13, 2008 (edited) PaulsLIST Returns Due to incredible demand, the Pacific News Network has decided to reinstate PaulsLIST starting with Tabloid Tribune #150. As many of you are aware, the New Pacific Order is responsible for all violence, pain, suffering, and destruction in the world, so each issue we will dedicate all receipts to a deserving alliance that the Order has wronged in the past as a way to make up for our sins. Issue 150's recipient will be the alliance California. A protectorate of The Phoenix Federation, this alliance that was uninvolved in the Karma Conflict was tech-raided by Poison Clan during the Karma War. After the right people objected to this invasion, Poison Clan agreed to pay reparations to this alliance. However, no payments have happened (they can free up war slots for a raid but not aid slots for reparations. Interesting.) This is, of course, the Order's fault because had we handled the war better and defeated the forces of Karma, we would have been able to help TPF grind Poison Clan into a paste and enforce a timely repayment schedule. While the forces of justice are busy counting their loot, we here at PNN believe that California deserves something to help kick-start their rebuilding efforts, especially when Poison Clan refuses. California, on behalf of the Order, I'm sorry, and offer you my sincere apologies. Standard rates for a PaulsLIST posting are $15 million. Ads written with the assistance of PNN staff are $30 million (and can go longer than the maximum). The first ad (which gets an associated picture and caption) is allocated by sealed bid (minimum $30 million). Make sure your ad is funny, fresh, witty, and about 6 lines or less. Send a PM to Sir Paul with your ad and any questions you may have. Edited August 3, 2009 by Sir Paul Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supa_Troop3r Posted July 13, 2008 Report Share Posted July 13, 2008 Yay! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krzyzewskiville Posted July 13, 2008 Report Share Posted July 13, 2008 o/ Sir Paul I look forward to seeing the new, humorous CNQ when it comes soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Sharpe Posted July 13, 2008 Report Share Posted July 13, 2008 Holy crap, it's back!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HipHopHarry Posted July 13, 2008 Report Share Posted July 13, 2008 (edited) Um....You might wanna look here: http://cn-nn.blogspot.com/ EDIT oh shi- , the real CNQ is back... Edited July 16, 2008 by HipHopHarry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomas Jefferson IV Posted July 13, 2008 Report Share Posted July 13, 2008 Sponsored by NPO=win Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Sharpe Posted July 13, 2008 Report Share Posted July 13, 2008 Um....You might wanna look here: http://cn-nn.blogspot.com/ CNQ is the original. CNQ is what all others seek to emulate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archon Posted July 13, 2008 Report Share Posted July 13, 2008 Holy **** Sir Paul, good to see you still kicking around. I'll be consulting my treasury as to a bid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyria Posted July 13, 2008 Report Share Posted July 13, 2008 o/ Sir Paul o/ CNQ Good to see this again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Hakai Posted July 13, 2008 Report Share Posted July 13, 2008 This is a blast from the past. xD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LJ Scott Posted July 13, 2008 Report Share Posted July 13, 2008 I always enjoyed CNQ. There are some awesome threads still lurking down in the nether sections of the NPO's library forum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jstep Posted July 13, 2008 Report Share Posted July 13, 2008 great to see sir paul anytime Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starfox101 Posted July 13, 2008 Report Share Posted July 13, 2008 Glad to see this back. Welcome back, Sir Paul. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goddammit Posted July 13, 2008 Report Share Posted July 13, 2008 Holy ****ing ****, wasn't expecting this to come back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theArrowheadian Posted July 13, 2008 Report Share Posted July 13, 2008 a pleasant surprise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doitzel Posted July 13, 2008 Report Share Posted July 13, 2008 Finally. 'bout time you showed up, dad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noogerwickia Posted July 13, 2008 Report Share Posted July 13, 2008 ITS BAKKKKKK!!!! YAY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dochartaigh Posted July 13, 2008 Report Share Posted July 13, 2008 welcome back Sir Paul. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucas Perry Posted July 13, 2008 Report Share Posted July 13, 2008 Welcome back Sir Paul, I look forward to seeing your work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gurney Halleck Posted July 13, 2008 Report Share Posted July 13, 2008 Very nice. Welcome back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleksandrov Posted July 13, 2008 Report Share Posted July 13, 2008 Yay Sir Paul. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rishnokof Posted July 13, 2008 Report Share Posted July 13, 2008 this is great, i always enjoyed CNQ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homura Posted July 13, 2008 Report Share Posted July 13, 2008 Wow I haven't seen one of these for a long time. I have to say I quite liked them, too. I hope they'll become a regular thing again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeliscob Posted July 13, 2008 Report Share Posted July 13, 2008 i used to watch these when i first started the game back in 06. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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