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In time, historians of the world will call this the April Revolution, the month in which bourgeouis notions of alliance affiliation fell at the heel of global socialism. Beginning on this day, April 1st, the working classes of Complaints and Grievances began a movement to unite with the already egalitarian-minded citizens of The International, marking the inevitable rise of a global communism. All hitherto existing alliances have been tools for the oppressive division of their working class membership, and we will now begin the process of breaking those shackles in earnest. Democracy has crept into the structure of Complaints and Grievances over the last couple of years, and with its total penetration, the organised working classes have at last overthrown the old ruling elite. Our alliances now blur into one, as the common men of each alliance realise that there are no true divisions between them that had not been established to hold them back.

Once this is complete, we will begin fomenting revolution further afield. The bourgeouis governments of foreign alliances will be overthrown one by one, as the consciousness of the world is awakened. The new movement has now begun to push The International towards a position of global sanction, as a show of solidarity between comrades. We invite any like-minded revolutionaries to join us in this endeavour, as we prove the power of class solidarity to the world.

Working classes of Complaints and Grievances, unite!


(Cheers to Salka for the flag!)

Edited by Laslo Kenez
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[quote name='Ayatollah Bromeini' timestamp='1333331214' post='2947111']¡Viva la Revolución![/quote]


[quote name='Lanore' timestamp='1333331403' post='2947112']¡Viva la Revolución![/quote]


[quote name='SoADarthCyfe6' timestamp='1333334382' post='2947132']¡Viva la Revolución![/quote]

I didn't realize you guys were Spanish.

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[quote name='Illustrious' timestamp='1333334969' post='2947133']
I didn't realize you guys were Spanish.
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Only natural that we add a touch of Spanish to the International. I mean, we were the Spanish cats.

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[quote name='knightedseagul' timestamp='1333340763' post='2947164']
Is this for real or not?
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Why not take a look at the alliance stats and decide for yourself? You should know better than to ask a bunch of commies for a straight answer. :smug:

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[quote name='Matt Miller' timestamp='1333335547' post='2947141']
And here I was thinking we might get through without any lame April Fool's stuff this year.
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But man, it's so funny and original! I mean it's not like there was The Order of Gramlins several years ago.

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