Johnny Apocalypse

joined a cult, be back in a few weeks. lolts of love x

More of an interesting observation rather than something to clutch pearls about, good to know for future reference. So I agree, let them have their fun

These are for you. Go ahead and grasp 'em, you've earned it.

Getting a lot of external manpower to join The Wolves and deal with the so-called "incompetent" members of UCR. Either you're right and they are incompetent, which means so are you and the rest of The Wolves because you seem unable to achieve victory without mercenaries to help out. Or you're wrong and they are competent, which is precisely why you've got some mercenary support from Non Grata. However you slice it? It's not the most flattering reflection of how The Wolves are faring against UCR.

And now Rena adds to the mounting pressure against our ambivalent admin; a bipartisan movement undefined by which side of the line we stand on (until any dormant pro-Admin voices make themselves known anyway)

I'm curious; where would you suggest I waste my time instead?

"My number is better than your number" makes for very boring politics and is the fundamental rule of a very juvenile contest between two men measuring the size of something. It's boring and it's basic. So please do call me brain dead, anything other than your incessant adherence to what the stats say instead of what you might actually have to say as a leader (and what the hell is this rubbish about this planet being a 'spreadsheet game' - makes you sound more demented than the 'Flat Bob' conspiracists) Be creative, I know you are literally incapable of this because you're just a bot without full sentience, so tell the others at least and be a good errand-bot. Perhaps then you might accomplish something worthwhile and cast your own shadow for people to hide in. I'm glad you like it! Though I can probably do better, I'd give that one a 6/10 at a push tbh

Dunno man, I got a bad case of the RFI brain rot but I have an image of what I think is the thing you've been looking for this whole time? Thanks for the update Statistics Goblin; even though we consider you and the rest of the Cookers fixation on our figures to be strangely obsessive, it is heart-warming to know our charts and graphs clearly provide you with what I can only guess would be solace? We especially look forward to your future observations of the numbers 4, 32, 77.24 and 88 in the wild. zeroseven

The BUTT Bank more than has the ability to provide for the financial needs of UCR, those damn communists are tricking us into re-distributing our wealth.

My point was that for once UCR and Red Alert aren't dealing with a gratuitous curbstomp and they do have an advantage in their numbers compared to The Wolves. Not on the same scale as when the entirety of Friends of Doom jumped on UCR but an advantage all the same. By comparison it is a more balanced fight then previous clashes Bundy has started with UCR or one of their protectorates 🤷‍♂️ Fair play to Bundy for choosing to swing up in spite of the odds though, it's always a more fun that way.

I don't doubt it! At least this time around your former associates from Doom aren't joining in to turn this into a curbstomp against UCR/Red Alert. Now you can have a relatively even pitched fight with them, third time's the charm eh?

And this time:

Aye it seems I must've got my wires crossed when I had a quick glance at The Wolves nation list at the time he hopped over to help out and thought he had less, most likely looking at the wrong stats before I'd finished my coffee. My mistake! Hello you! Still following me around I see. Yes maybe you'll be lucky next time around at a time when such an error might actually matter. Keep those fingers crossed in the meantime and I'm sure I'll continue to see you around to deliver more of your clever zingers

They clearly aren't doing very well so it's no wonder he's trying to loot commie tech. He'd never admit it but he knows it's more advanced than the trebuchets and slingshots his men are armed with 😛

No you're right, I'm sure that anomalous spike on the graph showing your nation strength is because you're doing such a good job on the battlefield.... I'm smoking real nice commie homegrown they sent me as a gift, you wouldn't like it. Chances are he sent them in an aid deal that was accepted after he'd been nuked. I feel bad for whoever received those 4,000 soldiers, they can't be very effective if they don't actually exist.

Must be some pretty good tech they've got which is proving to be more challenging to loot than you thought, or is there another reason you burnt money on buying up roughly 10k infra? lolcommies eh?

Probably just missed being allied to CLAWS too much.

Which world are we talking about? This one is filled with autocrats and totalitarians, which isn't a leadership style mutually exclusive to communist alliances. As for the world beyond this one; the same applies insofar as you can be both a socialist and opposed to totalitarian dictatorships. I don't wish to debate matters relating to the other world aside from recognising the correlation of viewpoints between people on either world. People who take a rather fatalist stance toward those who would align anywhere left of the centre. It is assumed and repeatedly parrotted that anyone who does is in fact all the way to the left and as a result tend to be the kind of person who would gladly support a totalitarian police state and lick boots until their dying day. The reality on both planets isn't easily defined when viewed through the same polarised perspective You're right though, it's not really edgy or controversial to see things that way. You're just showing your age and there's nothing wrong with that. Back to more important matters; it seems we have two votes in favour of naming this war "Bundy's Boredom" and I always say you can't go wrong with a good bit of alliteration when naming a war, it helps to make it stick y'know?

I've had emails from employers which are more or less identical to this which is impressive, however if it's satire then it needs to be punching upward. If you're punching in the direction of ODN in any capacity nowadays then you're aiming down (and speaking as one ghost to another; I mean no offense intended toward any of the ghosts who still roam those desolate orange halls)

Blundy's Boredom

And this thread is a year old

ChatGPT sentient tendril detected

I dunno man there's just a bunch of dogs that turned up to pee on everything all of a sudden 🤷‍♂️

One might say it was the blurst of times.