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Johnny Apocalypse

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  1. Probably just missed being allied to CLAWS too much.
  2. Which world are we talking about? This one is filled with autocrats and totalitarians, which isn't a leadership style mutually exclusive to communist alliances. As for the world beyond this one; the same applies insofar as you can be both a socialist and opposed to totalitarian dictatorships. I don't wish to debate matters relating to the other world aside from recognising the correlation of viewpoints between people on either world. People who take a rather fatalist stance toward those who would align anywhere left of the centre. It is assumed and repeatedly parrotted that anyone who does is in fact all the way to the left and as a result tend to be the kind of person who would gladly support a totalitarian police state and lick boots until their dying day. The reality on both planets isn't easily defined when viewed through the same polarised perspective You're right though, it's not really edgy or controversial to see things that way. You're just showing your age and there's nothing wrong with that. Back to more important matters; it seems we have two votes in favour of naming this war "Bundy's Boredom" and I always say you can't go wrong with a good bit of alliteration when naming a war, it helps to make it stick y'know?
  3. I've had emails from employers which are more or less identical to this which is impressive, however if it's satire then it needs to be punching upward. If you're punching in the direction of ODN in any capacity nowadays then you're aiming down (and speaking as one ghost to another; I mean no offense intended toward any of the ghosts who still roam those desolate orange halls)
  4. I dunno man there's just a bunch of dogs that turned up to pee on everything all of a sudden 🤷‍♂️
  5. MK/Doomhouse successfully beat the snot out of any potential rival and are the only entity that achieved a true victory on this world by leaving behind a mound of rubble in their wake. The failure to prevent any alliance that still stands today from springing back up is owned by the people who stuck around and let it happen.
  6. It certainly doesn't hurt! Though it seems to have really touched a nerve for you Yeah, it was out of 'respect' wasn't it?
  7. If you were that hungry for our involvement your handlers could have always taken a more direct approach, however they seemed to be more inclined to avoid that for some reason. thatsthejoke.jpg Thank you!
  8. We'll be even more efficient if you let me run through the red tape with some scissors
  9. Nah there is more than one contender for WAE, probably enough to draw up a draft and make it a competition like we did in the longlong ago era to decide definitively who the Worst Alliance Ever actually was. There'll never be another WAE like GGA though imo.
  10. Shhhhh! Of course not, wouldn't want to say anything bad about the fringe shield.
  11. teach me your secrets. Also yes I generally agree this place could use some drama, some broadcast entertainment perhaps like from days long gone by for example. There's not a great deal to be dramatic about with this unless for the sake of theatrics; a distraught member of the Legion or NATO who might be utterly devastated by the news, openly begins weeping and lamenting the loss of their former treaty partner. Instead both alliances have amicably parted ways and everyone's respective friends are being very polite about it- it's a bit weird actually.
  12. That's because we're all used to the web typically getting webbier, when it gets unwebbier we all put on our serious faces because it's an anomaly. I don't sense any ill-will between the two alliances or that they've necessarily fallen out. Unlike a treaty you can't really cancel a friendship and I wish both parties luck going forward (mainly our allies in Legion though ofc) o7
  13. oh boy escalation! who else will pledge their fealty for Great Nation?
  14. It's true, our comedy clubs have been open and a real hoot since time began in this world. Once you fill in the appropriate paperwork anyway. You see this is how you actually do comedy/satire- we have open-mic nights just fyi
  15. Oh hey the forums are still up, I assumed the whole thing was down
  16. It is true that using clean burning propane will improve the air quality and the quality of the meat, you bunch of cookers are at least doing that right
  17. Kink of the Hill Nah it'll be fine. I'm sure people will BYOB and you'll have plenty of Kool-aid to serve each other.
  18. I'm so glad to hear y'all understand. All the best to ya
  19. I don't care if I'm invited to the cookout but answer me this: Do you use charcoal or propane?
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