Johnny Apocalypse

Hey check it out; BrokenRecord made another post!

I look forward to the day you break through the ceiling you've been living under keeping you and your allies safe from any alliance with an average NS higher than 100k. Godspeed to you in your endeavour Icarus! RFI have made the first move quite a few times in its history, I've been on the receiving end of those moves so y'know; never say never. Sure NATO started the last global which ended in a stalemate, which your leaders likely know is the best outcome they can hope for it they were to start another any time soon. We on the other hand don't feel it a worthwhile use of our time to be posturing about activity levels and aid slot usage statistics as a metric to display our superiority. It is an intrinsic fact for us, one which has not been proven wrong definitively so why waste time punching down? That would hardly be considered taking a risk. jsut the kind of post i would expect from a typical PGgs tryhard lol

The General Assembly may choose to correct this next election cycle and elect someone with less.....feist? Or maybe I'll be around a bit longer to ensure that the spice will continue to flow.

Funnily enough before opening this thread I anticipated it as some kind of jab at us from you after your previous announcement/veiled jab at us about your democratic process. You could always try actually declaring war on us but we all know you won't do that, much easier to puff your chests out about the numbers than lose them. Besides my display shows you still lagging behind at 12th place Congrats either way and happy holidays to you too!

Patience is a virtue my fellow Treaty Organization

[Adventure Crimes Patch 1.01] This treaty patch is to update Global Alliance and Treaty Organization (GATO) and The Viridian Entente (VE) new gameplay to share based dream adventures and form a pact to go on Adventure Crimes together. Article I - Honor amongst Thieves Bugfix To repair backend PvP issues, both GATO and VE recognize one another as sovereign entities and agree to not engage in any criminal adventure which would harm either party. Both GATO and VE will agree to a parley in the event of a conflict of interest to resolve matters peacefully. Article II - Loot Sharing & New Data UI If either party discovers a potential mark, a hidden stash of Mario Coins, or intelligence regarding the actions of rival entities, both GATO and VE agree to share this information with one another via pog updates to our embassy.exe UI. We may also pool our respective Mario Coins and technological resources previously unavailable in patch 1.00. Article III - Stash Protection and Turf Defense In the event that GATO or VE are confronted by a rival gang who decide to open fire and attack, either party is reserves the option to defend their partners in crime, though there is no obligation to do so. This may involve returning fire against the aggressor(s) or providing Mario Coins that may be required to fund the defensive effort. (This is a buff) Article IV - Be Gay, Do Crime Inter-Guild UI updated so that certain crimes may involve assaulting rival territory directly together! Both parties reserve the right to tag along and start blasting the rival in question. Article V - Retirement There often comes a time for many joint criminal enterprises where both parties decide to part ways and no longer be partners in crime. In the event of either party deciding to retire from Adventure Crimes; both alliances agree to give each other 72 hours to fairly divide the loot and revert to patch 1.00. Signed for the Global Alliance and Treaty Organization, Johnny Apocalypse, Assembly Chairperson, j3rdegree, Deputy Assembly Chairperson, On behalf of the General Assembly, Signed for the Viridian Entente, Lieutenant Yenroh, Lord Azure, Duke Bdiah, Secretary of Economics Samwise, Secretary of Defense

If not you can fix any leak with enough red tape and we've an infinite amount of it at GATO! Welcome to the great thicc BUTT MadLads Union o7

All the best to Elesef and PSGS!

This is indeed regrettable but it is for the best to leave home when it's no longer really home, I've no doubt you will prosper. You're owed medals big time for your efforts last war and it was nice to see all of BUTT having worked well together when I came back from my holiday. Up the MadLads o/ screw the tankies

Conglaturations to our pals in PGS and CLAWS! o/

There's always the deletion option everyone has in their respective palace.

Ah wonderful. Glad to see this and so eloquently written too, nicely done Lyanna and Alex. Cheers to our BUTT allies, glad we could all work together for our collective benefit and I'm glad UCR and TW had a good natured scrap when all has been said and done. Good luck to all parties going forward o/

Alas, this controversy has aged like milk

Nice selfie, where is that?

Aiding Mongols whom TW (your AA) are not allied to while sigs are being gathered for this treaty? Yeah, that's not bait for an obvious escalatory trap is it? 🙄 Now it's your turn; do tell me about this other trap for which you've posted that meme at least once already. Our allies get attacked so it's some kind of demented 4D Chess move by Oculus to bait......someone into a losing war, or something? If you're going to try and spin a narrative at least make it slightly plausible. The only part that makes sense there is the confusion that NG would hit UCR in the first place, legit didn't expect that.

Do nothing? Sounds great imo. Sorry your trap didn't work.

Communicating and co-ordinating econ with your allies and alliance mates is a wild concept for you I know but hey; you do your thing and we'll do ours 👍 Anyway, here's Wonderwall...

'Were'? I think you mean 'have been' as that front remains open. As to your question though; aid was provided when requested, it's really as simple as that. You were too busy getting your pants in a knot over every failed attempt to escalate things via proxies and your eventual direct declaration. It's good to see that you've recognised this erroneous course of action though and we have now come to a reasonable conclusion of your involvement against our allies

Well we have been trying to negotiate this here peace agreement with Non Grata and Mongols who were engaged with UCR. Typically speaking if you're entering into a peace negotiation in good faith, it's usually considered bad form to drop aid or continue to declare additional wars on the opponent. We wanted all parties involved to see we were committed to the pursuit of peace. Glad to hear you're okay with this!

Someone help me; I just rolled my eyes so far into the back of my head after reading this sentence and now they won't roll back! Obviously we decided to half-ass it and only de-escalate this omnishambles, it's not like we haven't been working closely with UCR from the beginning to provide assistance without needlessly escalating things. Stay classy AO.

Jolly good stuff, props to Levon and our allies in PGS and UCR for toiling over this while I was living in a cult. Also to Mongols and Non Grata for coming to a reasonable agreement wherein all parties involved have shown their commitment to de-escalation. o/

conglaturations, look forward to seeing this treaty in action!

The desperation from them to escalate has been palapable eh? Still too chicken to escalate it properly though.

joined a cult, be back in a few weeks. lolts of love x

More of an interesting observation rather than something to clutch pearls about, good to know for future reference. So I agree, let them have their fun