Chimaera

So far in this thread Smurf has gone from accusing us of malicious plots to retracting that and calling it a miscommunication to reaccusing us of malicious plots. Meanwhile, Kaskus continues to accept ghosts into this war, despite Smurf and I agreeing that no such activity would take place. Another nation that will need to get peace from MI6 separately: Black Sheep Side note: I checked my logs, and you haven't even sent me a query (until yesterday) since the first or second of September. You clearly didn't actually attempt to communicate with us, Smurf.

Yeah, Smurf asked me if I was around a couple times, but not once did he say 'Hey, this is important, we need to talk' or anything of the sort - I checked IRC a couple times a day, and would've more than happily addressed the issue if I'd guessed it was more than your usual 'Hey I'm bored, please attack us' nonsense. I get a solid 50 or 60 queries a day as an active alliance's leader. I'm not going to answer non-critical ones when I come back from time spent AFK. I'm more than willing to chalk this up as an idiotic miscommunication on all of our parts if you're willing to admit that going out and declaring war was an asinine maneuver. But hey, we're at war now so let's have some fun with it.

No idea who the hell he is, but he joined Kaskus last night right before update, immediately declared 2 wars, and then Smurf came to me asking for him to eventually get white peace. You can imagine my response to that.

Oh, I've forgotten to post this - anyone ghosting Kaskus during this conflict will have to pursue peace separately with MI6, and I can go ahead and tell you that we'll be completely disinterested in ever giving it to you. List so far: Brittben Aid to Kaskus will be dealt with separately and at our discretion.

There are penalties for attempting to sucker punch MI6, especially when there were zero attempts at 'diplomacy' to resolve this 'situation' - I'm quoting diplomacy and situation because none of this ever should have involved MI6 in the first place, and yet we're suddenly at war over it. Kaskus has bitten off a lot more than it can chew this time.

Tried to prevent it from escalating. Actually declared war. Hrm.

I really hope you're kitten about this. Kaskus has no idea what they're mewing about.

If 'attempting to escalate a war between Kaskus and GOONS' means 'laughing off a remarkably idiotic situation featuring remarkably idiotic people and ignoring that any of us ever wasted a single neuron considering the situation in the first place', you might have a point. But it doesn't. MI6 wouldn't waste our time or energy attempting to create a war. Especially since you spent all summer begging us to take the CB's you were handing out left and right, and we continuously refused. All this is about is your desire for war, Smurf, and pretending otherwise demeans the intellects of all those involved. MI6 does not desire war with any alliance on Bob. However, you have handed us one, and we shall pursue it to its logical conclusion. A threat to the Service, no matter how insignificant, must be stamped out with supreme prejudice.

General MI6 reaction thus far tonight: [23:42] <@Kevlar> who is kaskus

U wot m8?

I voted for Kevlar but only because I want MI6 to win everything.

You should probably still steer clear of us diplomatically, I hear we're getting rolled soon. :ehm:

You want a 'place to sit' and you also want high govt offers. Good luck with that.

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Mother of God...

I, for one, look forward to using our expanded millitary very shortly.

Honestly, we don't know what's going on with him. He's been completely out of contact for some time. Last I heard he had an apartment and a job, though.

Well, I mean, if things are hostile, you better recognize.

Well, their usage of the English language is certainly in the third percentile. :psyduck:

Thank goodness I don't have to yell at Salajol anymore.

Oh good, Planet Bob's 'Do Something About It' group seems to have clustered together very nicely.

If you have a CB for a raid, and you know you'll suffer no repercussions for said raid, why not do it?

I'm in, by the way.

The decision, my good sir, is Unknown.