Chimaera

I don't even know how one can have such strong feelings towards Invicta to declare war on them. It's sort of like attacking a...chair, or some other inanimate object.

Well, if you're not going to have a CB, you may as well not even fake one. I can appreciate that.

All praise Mogus Christ.

I knew about this minutes ago.

Manis? Damn good to see you back, old friend.

Hey guys, finally got in touch with Cynic today. I know this is technically a gravedig, but it's an important subject and CN oughta know an update - Cynic's finally stable. He's got a solid apartment and a full time job and has moved (incidentally, not very far away from me). He's doing much better. Just figured you guys should hear about it.

I irrationally support this post.

I shall out-counter-poach you, sir.

The MI6 infiltration of RnR high government is nearly complete.

I demand the poll be altered with my proper team name.

Can't we just plug it into STORM? I'm assuming there's an app for that.

That was me.

Pretty damn sure I just said we *wouldn't* use you, since you got so upset about it. Everyone else here seems to get this for what it is - silliness intended to harm nobody, but we're explicitly attempting to be accommodating here, though I can't for the life of me figure out why this of all things would bother you.

We'll pull Stevie off the list, no big deal. You're right, hart was a glaring omission. We're just trying to have some good-natured fun guys, sheesh. It's not like CNers have talked about doing stuff like this for years now or anything. Just trying to liven up a dying game for everyone.

Guys, I'm drafting Rebel Virginia.

I demand we make that our ingame flag.

I'll content myself with blasting 70% of your prewar NS and 60% of your prewar tech instead. This is a peace agreement and you immediately turn around and attack me in it?

I wish Hitchcock had a decent nation, so that I might blast it into the Stone Age and then send him spam messages apologizing for the game not being fun for him because Kaskus is using him as a middle-tier nation slave doing nothing but getting obliterated.

The real problem with this thread is that I and so many of my members keep forgetting the adage "Never argue with idiots - they'll bring you down to their level and beat you with experience."

The only 'ghost' who's joined the MI6 aa lately is Jache, who applied and was granted full membership of MI6. He's no more a ghost than I am, not to mention he was MI6 for 8 months previously. And I certainly wasn't crying - if you add in ghosts, Kaskus is still about a third of what they once were. MI6 has lost 20% of our NS and about 15% of our tech, by comparison.

And the MI6 subversion of the Heptagon continues. Congrats to my dear friends and allies in TOP for once again not electing Salajol GM.

Side note - without ghosts, Kaskus is below 650k NS and 60k tech. They started at nearly 1.7 mil and 145k tech. This has been most amusing.

Fine, let's go with basic damage dealt. In your last war, you dealt 3 million NS to NSO while receiving 1.5 million in return. So, by that metric, you've been half as effective this war as the last, as your previous 2:1 ratio has turned into a 1:1 ratio. And, of course, a 1:1 ratio when you've fired a lot more nukes and had a lot more wars per capita is actually pretty terrible.

Stop metagaming Petro. This thread was completely worthwhile in all aspects, obviously.

Nobody, and I repeat nobody, would waste the time and effort to get LN and Kaskus attacked. It would be similar to having a metaphysical debate amongst thirty colleagues as to whether one is capable of squashing an ant, instead of just going outside and squashing an ant.