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Horatio Longworth

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  1. Not that I mind the pixels or anything, but this is getting old.
  2. 13/16 GAs successful. A credit to my army general, no doubt. NO! BOATY! Oh, why Admin?! It should have been me! Alas, poor Boaty McBoatface, Captain of Land-Stranded Boats. I knew him well.
  3. War http://tournament.cybernations.net/war_information.asp?ID=580 Nuke screen: Unless I am missing something, I shouldn't be able to do this until 5 PM server time. Am I missing something? Thank you for your time.
  4. Somewhere, deep in a command bunker. Gen. Turgidson: So let me get this strait, commander. The purpose of this particular DOW is to become the nation with the highest number of casualties. H. Longworth (on Phone): That is correct. Gen. Turgidson: And your plan for accomplishing that is to attack to current record holder. H. Longworth (on Phone): That is also correct. Gen. Turgidson: And how, exactly, will that work? H. Longworth (on Phone): We will send all our soldiers to their certain deaths in Aggressive Ground Attacks. Gen. Turgidson: . . . You mean to say, your plan for unseating Al Bundy from the "casualty throne," as you like to call it, is to use our soldiers attack his own soldiers in reckless fashion? H. Longworth (on Phone): I’ve been brooding on this for weeks now. The plan is foolproof. Gen. Turgidson: So your plan to amass more casualties than your rival is a process that will end up giving him even more casualties in the process? H. Longworth (on Phone): Yes! Haven’t you been paying attention? Gen. Turgidson: Actually, Al, the truth is that your name was on a list for me. But let's just take a moment to sit back and appreciate the irony.
  5. There's always at least one guy that doesn't want to admit the party is over. But it's OK. We're still cool.
  6. I hope you had as much fun as I did. Well, now I'm going to be thinking of this whenever I hear that song again. Thanks a lot.
  7. I have to admit, I was 10x more upset over loosing my casualty throne to you than getting destroyed by your AA. MFW I'm no longer the king of the casualty throne:
  8. This is my "going-rogue" moment. Here goes... I cannot sit by and idly watch this atrocity take place without taking action. The Nation of Pan-Torac declares WAR on... all War declarations entitled "General Dispute" and any others that lack creativity. Obviously this will be of the abstract/ideological wars (e.g. War on Terrorism, War on Poverty--no doubt to have a similar lackluster record in history) Sorry to troll all of you, but, seriously... Take some pride in your work. That's it I'm done. o/ WAR
  9. I AM THE GOD OF CASUALTIES! FEAR ME! -------------------------------------------------------------------
  10. I will give +1 Espresso maker for whomever can correctly guess the day I go into bill-lock. http://tournament.cybernations.net/search_wars.asp?search=1000107&Extended=1
  11. I, for one, am just happy for a war. Blood and Casualties for their respective gods! o/
  12. Blood for the Blood God! All bow before His Sanguinary Magnificence!
  13. Please allow 5-10 business days to process your request. Don't call us, we'll call you.
  14. It's time for a rematch!... ... Oh, crap. What have I done.
  15. Two of us in our trade circle were trying to trade with each other. As it happened, it was at the exact same minute. He finished first while I was still in the send-trade window. I finished after he had sent his completed one. The result was that his was automatically cancelled and my became the only active trade. I received no error message about already trading with him, nor did he receive a cancellation message on his part; it was just cancelled automatically. (Me, him.) [spoiler] [/spoiler] [spoiler] [/spoiler] [spoiler] [/spoiler] Not a problem, but I just thought an error message would have been in order. This is what happens when two people try to trade with each other at the same time.
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