Crymson

It was an educated guess, but apparently I gave some people too much credit.

Nobody cares.

I've analyzed this thread with a team of cheerleaders, and they came to one unanimous conclusion: that if I let them go, they promise they won't tell anybody.

Second best thing, I suppose. Congrats.

Never! You need to admit what it is! We're not saying a word! RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have you and I interacted on even one occasion, or are you simply trying to sound clever?

I do not recall LM unleashing Crazy Canuck.

All this talk of pink elephants is beginning to make me think that psychotropics are involved.

You've managed to speak 70 words but not actually say anything.

Thanks, but no thanks; you're one of the last people we'd care to have defending us.

By the way, Sardonic, stay out of the women's bathroom. That sort of behavior embarrasses the agency more than it does you. You've made repeated, certain references to some hidden truth, yet you're being thoroughly obtuse in everything you say. Exactly what do you believe the purpose of this treaty is? I ask out of genuine curiosity.

Before anyone asks, I'm indifferent. I was against it initially, but then decided that I just don't care. Six if you're referring to WUT, 3.5 if you're speaking of Bipolar.

Though Cybernations is a turn-based game, it is designed to feel as if it is played in real time. One hour spent in-game feels like thousands of years wasted in real life.

Criticism directed at me by somebody of your exceptionally low intelligence is a sign that I do pretty well.

That gave me a chuckle. Is it 2010 again?

Don't you think you should maybe offer more than the equivalent of three million dollars? Three million dollars isn't exactly a lot of money these days. Virtucon alone makes over nine [i]billion[/i] dollars a year!

My name is Crymson, not TOP. It's not as if we've invaded this thread.

As with Rotavele, I suggest that you find better material before pulling the trigger. It does you no good to fire if your ammunition is made of cotton balls.

Should you in the future make other attempts to bait, I suggest you do so with tackle that is a bit less obviously absurd. That said, I suspect that your intellect may not be equal to absorbing this lesson. On a related note, you've spelled your alliance's name incorrectly.

The North Atlantic Defense Coalition is in many ways symbolic of the many alliances that have managed to limp along for many years without making any substantive impact upon Cybernations. That said, I suppose such alliances are necessary followers to the agendas of the actual movers.

Grab your gun and bring in the cat.

Commando! I say again, Commando! This is Whiskey X-ray! I have an emergency message for a General Franklin Kirby. I repeat, General Franklin Kirby!

He was re-elected repeatedly by the membership of the Gramlins.

This announcement is as clumsy as it is stupid! (inside joke)

GW3 was the funnest, in my book. It remains the biggest war in CN history, and it took place before the WRC and the tech bonus. Good times. SG was long gone by that point. It had died almost immediately after PB-NpO, about 1.5 years earlier. Not accurate either. That war was largely the work of the Citadel alliances (namely Gre, TOP, and Umbrella) and some Q allies, an effort aided by the fact that electron sponge had managed to piss off just about everyone in CN. The NPO was not involved in making that war happen; quite the opposite, really. Indeed, NPO was the reason it did not happen earlier, as they spent months deliberately standing in the way of those who wanted to attack Polar. They stepped out of the way only when it became clear that they risked severely alienating their Q allies otherwise. They blew a ton of political capital on protecting NpO, which turned out to be a terrible decision; they offended many of their allies, and this led quite a few of those to break with NPO in the months after the war. For the record, I still think that WotC was the most well-executed curbstomp ever. And I don't think any war has topped its blitz: over two thousand wars declared in 20 minutes. A silly game though this may be, I still take a bit of pride at having been at the head of that war effort.