In Spades

    Nothing much, brother! Was browsing for some porn and came upon this announcement. PM me for some contact info, miss you guys.

Hey, I remember this band. Hope you guys are faring well, with all the sad news, lack of booze and whatnot.

Wow, you guys succeeded in turning something that was once a fun and made it into the biggest, brownest, run-oniest turd of a derpfest evar.

Thanks for the well-wishes everyone. I would reply to them all personally, but I only have two minutes before the next briefing and my god does the iphone keyboard suck horrifically. I think it was invented by Lucifer himself. [quote name='wickedj' timestamp='1304987055' post='2709344'] You arent making people go boom? not accept [/quote] I've been drooling at an explosive exit ever since I entered the game. Unfortunately, I ship out in two days with zero down-time.

Well, I'm off to another foreign farm soil real soon. Which means that I won't have time for CN for the foreseeable future. It's been real fun, lots of laughs and drinks. Most of the people I knew in the game are long gone and most of the current rulers out there probably don't know me. Some of the more vocal rulers on the OWF have evolved into furries and weebos, so good riddance. Shout outs (in no particular order) go to: Mila, Cptgodzilla, Bronzestar, blanding, The Evilest Eye, Tiberius Lupus, the prophet, raasaa, bamabuck, Mayki, Schattenmann, noobvillager, killjoy, Mr Hinky, omgmormons, Jedaye DaGeordie, Nobby, Dumwhiteguy, mvbomber, phil collins, greenacres, twistedrebel, jwconner, Hoo, caffeine (for being so easy to pick on), Da Dreadlord, Gibson, wickedj, badomen, tailsk, kingwally, p2die, la famzy, alfred von tirpitz, adel, joe stupid, el hefe, centurion adams, kemmo, yukon don, Bob Ilyani, mamaduck, aerotatt, gofast2006, Prez. Jack Mehoff, thetrooper, grimshaw, regent, goose and whoever else I missed over my years of reminiscing. You're all awesome in my book. Thanks to LUE, GOONs, TOOL, OMFG, MA, GGA, TOP and Ragnarok for taking me in at some point or another. You each hold a special place in my brain meats. A very special thanks to KaitlinK for being there doing the good times and bad, my most favorite drinking buddy and bestest friend. I'm sad that I won't be around when the twins are born If this message is OOC, oh well. Cheers, -me

I would argue that the reps GOONs are imposing are harsh and derp dee derp dee derp... But the butthurt factor here on both sides either defending or supporting it makes it too damn funny. Tempted to join NPO just for the extended war factor. Here's to another 199 page thread

Personal opinion aside, I found that alliances that tend to start conflicts either get the highest or lowest of ratings based off of the rater's moral disposition to the conflict. Imo, any alliance that starts a war regardless of the reason gets a 10 (MK, VE) if for any reasons, because the political atmosphere is less stale and wars are awesome.

Ha!! Man, those were the good ol' days of yore! I remember getting the first 3-mil in war aid after forming the baby death squad of impending doom and going "WOW! I can survive for weeks off of this!" It didn't last longer than seven days with all the bonehead decisions I made. By the time I figured it all out, I was ordered undercover. That didn't last long since nobody knew what the hell was going on. If it wasn't for DumWhiteGuy going "keep it up!", I would have quit this game years ago. Mayki quit after one of the sites we ran was sold to an Australian company (subsequently, he named his nation name after the site), we took the loot and ran our separate ways. He's still alive and kicking via facebook and telephone, but has been through some tough times as of late. I'll have to pester him to stop by and say hello. I also blame Pringer X and Mr Hinky. Both of which aren't around anymore.

Because Something Awful made a thread about it and DumbWhiteGuy brought teh beers

Wait, someone with a shoop da whoop avatar doesn't support lulz?

Thanks man Where's shark week when you need it?

wtf is up with all the furry pictures? Did I miss a meeting?

Hmmm, a thread about a competition about awful forum posts on a board about the game on another board about an in-game alliance about the same forum posts because freedom of speech limitations on the first board and statistics that for some reason couldn't be linked on the first board from an off site resource.... *head explodes*

[quote name='Bob Janova' timestamp='1300224989' post='2665816'] Good to see RoK finally gain some sanity and surrender. Oops, I mean admit defeat. (It's the same thing, sillies. Surrendering – or admitting defeat – means that you agree to stop fighting and take the terms that the victorious alliance is giving you. You're just lucky that PC are nice and required no terms beyond that statement of defeat.) [/quote] Have fun sleeping at night knowing Rok didn't get any reps at all and there's nothing you can do to change that. Ha ha ha I've missed PC since my old MDoAP days. RIP twisted

[quote name='goldielax25' timestamp='1299559548' post='2656273'] I dunno, took me about 60 seconds, and another 3 after that to realize I had an extra syllable in the 3rd line. [/quote] Still too much time to spend on Rok according to this thread

[quote name='goldielax25' timestamp='1299557528' post='2656212'] Haiku: Poison Clan won war Ragnarok stands defeated Will not re-enter Agreeable? [/quote] Agreeable that you spent too much time on it man

[quote name='Heya' timestamp='1299482729' post='2655211'] Haha I like that post. We weren't complaining about you guys not surrendering, atleast I wasn't. believe it or not spades but most of your mates don't have a warchest unlike you. In fact I'm looking at your entire AA's alliance spy report spreadsheet right now. So although you may be down for a dozen more rounds (with me hopefully), your mates don't have the endurance for it. Plain and simple. [/quote] One of these days, those crazy kids will learn warchest requirements. Perpetual war is awesome

[quote name='Heya' timestamp='1299480585' post='2655177'] Lol no. We're not going to surrender simply because we're kicking your guy's a**** And it's not like you guys have anybody to fall back on. You stabbed VE and other allies in the back. NpO is being destroyed as well so they're not coming to the rescue. Fark has left, I can't say I blame them. They deserve better. And your upper and middle tier is completely destroyed so you have little source of war aid. And lets be realistic. Lower tier nations aren't mean't to have 1 month plus worth of warchest availability. [/quote] Yes, continue being butthurt over our refusal to surrender. That'll make us surrender faster. [img]http://img.walgreens.com/dbimagecache/38004073900_450x450_a.jpg[/img] for those heavy flow days

Will STA ever be on the winning side of a war? It's about high time you guys weren't the underdogs around here :/

I'm stuck between some of the propaganda made during the UJW by GOONs involving AIDs, the GameFAQs posts about LUE moving to the moon and the posts after the CN source was distro'ed by /b/ as the ultimate LOLCN moments.

[quote name='Tygaland' timestamp='1295668189' post='2590644'] I think this war more than any other has become a circus of chess-like treaty shuffling. Sure it always happens to some extent in recent wars, Karma and Bi-Polar for example, but this war seems to have seen a huge increase in the tactical analysis of treaties and what attacks on a certain alliance may bring in return. For all the people bemoaning the lack of war or that there is not enough war or whining about people complaining about the reasons for war when one does start while telling everyone we should just enjoy the war, people seem to be super keen not to trip treaties or draw in certain alliances when deciding who to attack and when. [/quote] It's the human condition. Humans, by definition are not altruistic creatures; In the world only out for their self-interest. So in reality when faced with loosing war, you either have to ensure you have a treaty signed with those who you know are loyal partners, or an alliance not ran by a human. Both of which are really hard to come by. That's my two cents....

Thanks for "spying" polar. The game was getting boring without the irreverent element in CN politics

[quote name='TypoNinja' timestamp='1295504670' post='2585631'] Their word was a pledge to stay neutral since they had conflicting treaties. A pledge you just saw them break. [/quote] Again, you have no idea what we're thinking. Unless that crystal ball says stfu; it's wrong Pledge? What pledge?

[quote name='TypoNinja' timestamp='1295503603' post='2585507'] Way to jump the opposite direction as your other already engaged bloc partners and allies Rok, I see you've been taking lessons from Polar on how to run a war. Speaking of polar, lets do a little bit of history on this alliance that you have such an obcession for you are willing to betray your bloc and some old old allies for. The following is a list of wars that involved Super Friends and Polar where Polar was on the opposite side, and in some cases even directly attacking Super Friends. The following is a list of wars Where Polar has sided with SuperFriends. That's right, its blank. These are the people you choose to piss away years of relationship for? These are the people you want to fight for? So be it, you've chosen your side. [/quote] That's great, because we all know your thumb is on the pulse of rok. Have fun sleeping at night with that thought.

http://www.cybernations.net/search_wars.asp?search=235374&Extended=1 With Admin on our side, we shall not fail