Luckao

Exactly! It's a New Day, so everybody claaaap! New Day Rocks! New Day Rocks!

Well done NPO and MI... no, who cares. The real story here is The New Day. We rock!

They paid me in stamps for the flag. I've been sending letters like it's 1992.

"While all you peons lose and complain, all the ladies are watchin another NPO gain."

Clap therapy and bolieving are a potent combination.

I remember when SNX formed. It was all quite underwhelming, and it didn't take long for them to start undermining themselves. Shame they never quite reached the heights of The New Day.

The New Day currently lies at 350, but we're new, so that's okay.

When did it burn bright and quickly? Seemed more like the dim glow of a porch light from afar to me.

SNX continues its whimper into the darkness. Most inappropriately named alliance in history, perhaps.

SNX now languishing in 23rd. That's only 153 places better than Sheep Inc. at its peak.

Everybody should join me in the land of mediocrity. It's average.

Don't be flexin' like you're Arnold.

You've got some symmetry going, which is nice. It's amazing how many people just clump loads of crap together. That said, 450x150 is the way to go. If you can't have a signature that's simple, clean and effective, why bother.

NPO - The old guy who goes on about his past a lot, although you wonder how much is actually true. As you grow and it doesn't, you suspect it will last as long as the universe itself. Includes a faint smell of Scotch. GPA - This will only end when realise that they can't cash in all of that useless infra for a free pizza and a coke. IRON - Is it steroids? Is it synthol? All flex. Umbrella - A strong case of OCD, perhaps. More infra than tech? Somebody will die. Probably one of them. NpO - An aggressive advertising campaign for a new brand of breath mints. WTF - They're isolationist, not neutral, and still nobody cares. ODN - Who needs a cheap lawyer to whine on their behalf. Here you go. VE - A green alliance that has someone allowed itself to live in the shadow of neutrals. Let's hear it for them. RNR - If science ever needs its fill of useless research, finding out what this alliance does would be a good start. Sparta - Well... NATO - They sat around and got a pip like the kid who sits around and gets a star. Valhalla - If you haven't started, don't watch Vikings. They've already ruined it for you. NEW - A kid in the corner with a bowl cut who's cutting up his eraser to eat. Just leave him alone DT - Is it stormy out. Clearly, one umbrella wasn't enough. MI6 - Eggs, tea.. they bond by talking about food and drink. A lumbering alliance, for sure. Pax Corvus - The middle-aged woman obsessed with darkness and, would you believe it, cats. FAN - Guns. Yeah. Woo. Right... GOONS - Controversial. Nah, just kidding. It's 2015 and nobody cares. FARK - How many times can you recycle the same crappy jokes/whatever those things are? We'll find out. SNX - Wasn't this a snowboard game from years ago. I'm kidding. Calm down.

Give a man a Guy Fawkes mask and watch hilarity ensue.

My nation was already terrible. Joke's on you.

TIO got its shit together, then? Good for you guys.

Wow, so controversial.

Jerdge... what are you doing? I won't patronise you and tell you what to do to reignite your interest. I get where you're coming from - I've felt somewhat similar recently - and I hope you can regain some semblance of enthusiasm for the game at some point in the future, and you not deleting does afford me some hope on that front. All of that said, it's disappointing for the game to lose one of the very few neutrals who's contributed like you have down the years. Whatever you do, I wish you all the best.

Kick its ass, bros.

There was this one:

I'd recommend Sheep inc, but we'll be wrapping things up soon. Speaking of which, where are my offers? Show Luckao some love.

It is. I thought we might be momentarily saved from the tedium that is another year of new government announcements, but GPA disappoints.

Even when they're going through some drama, GPA finds a way to make it boring.

You heard him. GPA's turned into a dictatorship. Dictators deserve to be ousted.