Luckao

All you need to know is that Razor Ramon was the bad guy, flicked toothpicks in faces, and walked under the ladder prior to his ladder match against Shawn Michaels at Wrestlemania. Razor laughed at the notion of "luck" and snatched those belts from up high. Do Razor justice.

And let's not forget that Sheep Inc. is 40 days old. We're proud to have achieved absolutely nothing in that time.

I don't need any assigners. I'm Razor Ramon. I'll flick toothpicks in your face and you'll like it.

And... Back to your regular viewing...

Valhalla-Sparta treaty incoming.

Yes, you are. They joined Blood Pack and then declared their wars. You're welcome.

Who broke up with who. Oh, the humanity. Sheep Inc. is amused by this. Carry on.

More Sheep Inc. Stuff ------------------------------------------------------------------ This world's full of hate But sheep are great I've looked over field We'll get a good yield There are no halves are far as Sheep Inc. is concerned. Keep that glass full, barkeep. To be fair, we're better than the vast majority of most alliances. Actually, all alliances. Maybe because we're pioneers. A good question. Who is protecting us? Better yet, who is protecting all of the alliances from Sheep Inc? It's been nearly a week. Did you actually go to engineering school, Garion? Business is stressful. When we make it big, however, R&R are to be invited aboard my yacht, where we can try the finest white cheeses. I've mailed you two shares and a newly-knitted sweater. Sheep Inc!

Sheep Inc. Stuff Wow. So many lovely, heart-warming messages. Let's take a look at what we have today. ------------------------------------------------------------------ Thank you. We don't believe in propaganda. Just the facts. Shout out to IRON who were more than generous in allowing us to use their charter. Thanks, fellas. There's no forgery as far as Sheep Inc. is concerned. We've rightfully established ourselves as one of the premier alliances in this world. Wales and Scotland are welcome to open an embassy should they feel the need to talk about wool and other delicate matters. This world is big enough for both communists and sheep, although we assure you that we won't graze your land without permission. We don't need fences to know our boundaries. Treaty for a wool coat. Deal. Don't forget to support us by indulging in some shares. Thanks. A well done announcement for a dapper alliance.

Another 'who cares'. All are inferior to Sheep Inc.

Me. March 09, 2015 / Cybernations Day 3359 / Sanction Race Update #2625 ASR on CN Wiki • The Apathy Report • ASR on Twitter . Did You Know? Sheep Inc. is the best . [hr] 01 (▲200) [2] (+0) Sheep Inc. : 0.16 --> 0.16 (+0.00) 02 - Who cares 03 - Who cares 04 - Who cares Etc.

During an interview with Vogue Magazine, Luckao, Sheep Inc's CEO who oversaw its meteoric rise to the top, was quoted as saying, "What's the deal with there having not been a sheep-themed alliance since this game's inception? I did my research and I was flabbergasted to find that Cyber Nations was so malnourished..." The philanthropist went on to refute allegations that Sheep Inc. had carried out a systematic campaign to covertly shave sheep of rival companies and monopolize the wool market. For the full interview, stay tuned.

Sheep Inc. Declaration of Presence Introduction (The Story So Far) Sheep Inc. would like to take this opportunity to announce its declaration of presence i.e. we're here. Hello. Although we’re a seasoned alliance and celebrate our one-week anniversary today, we feel that we’ve already come so far without even announcing our presence to the world. As Michael Jordan once said,"You must be the change you want to see in the world." With that in mind, we aspired and we've already reached great heights. Here's a brief sample of what we're talking about: Hey, is that Enron? Haha. Good one. All we really know is, we had a pretty successful first week. I'd like to take this opportunity to thank all of those who made it happen. Unfortunately, stocks have since dwindled, and we now reside at 201. Quality over quantity, right? Right. Nevertheless, we're proud of our achievement and we remain unperturbed by this minor setback. Keep at it, boys! Charter Now, moving onto the official business, here's a charter thing that we drew up earlier. Hey, you cool kids at the back, pay attention! Testimonials A glowing testimonial from a man who knows all about life at the top, but, rest easy, Vlad. We're just here for the investors. Anyway, we hosted a cocktail party at the farm on our opening day and we invited some of the world's leaders, both past and present. I used it as an opportunity to get a few words from some of them about Sheep Inc. Here they are: -------------------------------------------------------- “Truth be told, my retirement was prompted by the birth of this new star aka Sheep Inc. The sheer, raw, unadulterated potential made me realise that I needed to step aside and let somebody else keep pace with this rising superpower.” - Dajobo Some kind words from over at the NpO. Thanks Daj. Let’s carry on our journey… -------------------------------------------------------- “Some of the boys came to me and handed in their resignations to make way for their departure to Sheep Inc. Luckily, Sheep Inc. was gracious enough to sign a non-stealing-members pact. Thanks to them.” - Cuba Don’t mention it, Cuba. ------------------------------------------------------ “The wheel, sliced bread... sheep-themed alliances? I think we just made the third great leap.” - Chimaera Glad I don't blush! ------------------------------------------------------ "Deal to supply the winter coats for Pacifica’s next invasion of Polaris?” - Letum Hmmm. Maybe. Have your people call my people. ------------------------------------------------------ “Wait, did you steal and edit our cha…” - The Warrior ------------------------------------------------------ Well, that about wraps up this little announcement. I have an appointment You know how business is. Time is money, money is paper, paper is trees, etc. You've been great. Thanks for your time.

Nay, the sheep!

The Year of the Sheep.

Sheep Inc. Formal Announcement Sheep Inc. would like to announce that it fully supports what is going on here, and that we're also partial to a glass of red every now and then. Thank you for your attention.

I agree. More duck-themed alliances!

More sheep-themed alliances!

Sheep Inc.*

I look forward to pizza night. What do you look forward to, kids? Answer on a postcard.

There was a treaty with God. That's, like, only one step down from being treatied to DBDC. Not unless somebody's looking for a judo chop. If you're not on the board of directors, you're nothing to me.

I'm currently in the process of appointing a Minister of Foreign Affairs who can explain this. Sheep Inc. hereby declares a state of discontent with whatever alliance this guy is a part of.

Congratulations. To celebrate, you're invited to #sheepinc to indulge in fine cakes and laughs aplenty. See you there, friends.

Not with that attitude, William. Don't worry, we're in talks and we mean business. My inbox is like Noah's ark because it's flooded with requests for treaties and I'm currently interacting with senior officials to decide where we'd like Sheep Inc. to go. In the meantime, here is our war flag to show you guys we really do mean business. That's Andrew. Please don't antagonise Andrew.

Do you know what I'm really looking for, Joe? A valid reason why TOP and Sheep Inc. can't successfully work together. The thing is, I just don't see any reason for it not to happen. Have your people call mine.