At long last, the Communist Party Civil War is at a close. Many lives were lost, but in the end, the victors are all those who remained loyal to the true Communist Party. D Vibianto of NEW has given protection to our merry band of tireless warriors.
Comrades, I hereby declare the instatement of the New Constitution. Forged from socialist ideals and correcting the mistakes of the past, it will give the alliance protection from the rampant !@#$%baggery, !@#$headedness, and leaders with pissy diapers she has been subject to in the past 7 years. The Communist Party of CyberNations enters a new Era of Peace, Prosperity, and Progress. As the presenter of this New Constitution, I hereby declare myself, the one once known as Demokratikos, Premier of the CPCN in order to guard the Party from internal threats. As Premier, I will serve the Party by rooting out crotchety old men and whiny pissbabies. A communist alliance needs to have efficient democracy, hence the introduction of the Soviet form of revolutionary democracy. There also need to be checks and balances, as the no-fun-allowed Brigade has had too much power in these last years, and the Party is starting to resemble an underfunded retirement home in structure, with leaders being duplicitous buttergolems, and the membership sitting idly by, allowing the same administrators to take pictures of them as they soil their sheets yet again. This new, revitalized Communist Party provides checks against apathy of the people, and poopiness of the leaders. The Political Commissars will be elected by the General Assembly, and can be impeached at any time. Unfortunately, it is necessary to purge the old leadership from the Party, and sentence them to 1 million years gulag. This is no personal insult to you, but is necessary. Also, emergency elections for Political Commissars are to begin immediately. As you all know, the Party was founded because there was a need for a socialist alliance in CN. The traitors of the Old Party have finally capitulated to our demand to abandon the alliance that is rightfully ours, they being too wizened and weak to lead the CN Left. !@#$%baggery is not a Leftist view, it is counterrevolutionary, and is not welcome in our Communist Party. tl;dr the Communist Party of CyberNations is being reformed, the 7-year Communist Party Civil War is at an end, Demokratikos and the Loyalist forces claim victory, NEW gives protection to CPCN.
-D Vibianto, NEW
-Demokratikos, CPCN