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Listen it's the BLACK TEA MATTERS movement, not the green, not the white, etc. Black Tea has been oppressed for so long and the rest of the tea has no right to complain about what we steep on today.

The Black Tea Matters Movement. The rest of the people here suck.

Oh, no, a serious diplomatic incident.

We have plenty of black tea. If you want something fancy like that Oolong opression, you'll have to seek out Mr. Teaprophet.

Black Tea Matters is accepting all black teapots who are refugees in this crisis. shame on all of you

Black Tea Matters thanks Gibs for all of his anger directing. Hopefully the war mongers in NATO will listen to their perennial masters in NPO who protect the great black tea movement.

The Black Tea Matters Movement would like to thank the New Pacific Order for their continued protection of our alliance.

Oh good, two alliances who are completely worthless.

Yeah, I've heard this time and time again. And yet my teabags are dying on the streets. Left and right. You think this is a game, teapot? You think you can just stop and steep us black tea bags? I've had it with your nonsense. I've had it with the viritrol, the green tea superiority complex that follows your oolong caleafate. I'm sick and tired of your rubbish. HANDS UP DON'T STEEP

Congrats on being more active than most of the game and allowing micros to provide more intrigue then any sanctioned alliance has over the past several years. Boring as $%&@ indeed.

nah i'll keep my supernuke battlecruiser for when I get even more bored thanks. Unless you want to be the recipients of said nukes? Nevermind too bored to login

The first time you guys have actually done anything in a while.

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This entire conflict is garbage. The participants should've steeped some tea and gotten it over with. I can see now that nothing has changed. Never change planet bob. Black Tea Matters

I'm glad you support the black tea matters movement. It's about time someone takes a stand for all of the black tea out there that is routinely discriminated against.

I do not approve of this treaty. It is garbage. Written on tea leaves.

Come, let you feel the bags of black tea on your face. It will sooth you.

Black Tea Matters Movement can't help but feel that the rights to employ tea bagging on both sides is restricted by warfare. Let there be peace. I will personally rub a hot black tea bag all over the first person's face who works for peace.

Once upon a time there was a tea prophet who led his people to greatness. Sipping from his cup he was able to divulge the secrets of life through the Book of Earl Gray, and pensive missives such as "Chamomile, spice or made up word?" His people flourished. Without doubt of his prowess, those that went before him were to be boiled so that they might never be steamed. But they were misled. The people sipped his tantalizing oolong tea, not worrying what discriminating against the black tea would do. They thought themselves better, even though some of the green tea was indeed black as the blackest of the black tea -- they continued to steep carelessly of the poverty levied on the black tea. Subjected to section 800 housing, where 800 black tea bags were thrown in the same packaging -- the oolong tea continued to be otherwise loose and free or shinily packaged individually. But this was only the beginning of the first deceptions of the tea prophet. He had already conquered the world, but it wasn't enough. He wanted more. So began the systematic disenfranchisement of an entire sect of tea. "They're lazy," he said. "I think they should just get a mug like the rest of us. "I only see black on black tea bagging in my neighborhood." were their replies to cries for help by their black brothers. Through centuries of forced labor at behest of the oolong caleafate, the black tea had long been segregated and systemically weakened by the others. Even the flaming habanero/trans herbal spice tea were more a protected class than the black tea. But why is this? All tea once originated from black tea. Why do we pretend our ancestors of yesterday are not worthy of being on an equal footing with the rest of the world? Why do we systematically under-fund black tea events? Why is it that when black tea comes across your table you hide your mug? We need to answer to this teacism. We need to recognize that Black Tea Matters. Why is it we shun black tea to our children and claim that green tea is healthier when there is no such evidence to support it? Henceforth, Black Tea Matters Movement will offer commentary on the rest of Cybernations and our hated enemies the Oolong Caleafate. We have an embassy at my inbox but are not accepting ambassadors until the oolong caleafate pays for their crimes.

A better example of disloyalty would be IRON where MCRABT openly abused council authority to remove me and continued to pass failed policy to lick boots. On the bright side it led to MCRABT's eventual downfall and another nail in the coffin for actual good non OOC SKYPE jerk people to leave IRON. Apparently launching more wars in defense of IRON than nearly any other in that war matters not if you're not kissing enough ass or couldn't tolerate enough OOC harrasment from Non Grata/ horribly insufferable jokes. Then again IRON never really did give a !@#$ about their lower tier vs Polar so I guess this one's debateable as to who was disloyal to who if we're automatically assuming leadership who are politically motivated to remove you from an alliance do so is disloyalty or petty politics. You should mention MHA where I was going to win the triumvirate election and the day nominations were to go up was banned from the forum by the forum admins/executives who then we're ironically betrayed by umbrella in hilarious fashion for crimes they wanted to pin on me but just looked like garbage afterwards, despite me warning them it was coming. Never forget: Julia Rose Vicious -- worst Triumvir of ALL time. Most leadership in this game left is entirely inactive/irrelevant because more often than not they lack any leadership quality except wanting to be your OOC friend and are incapable of making decisions / being rational about / acknowledging at all any strategy. But they're nice and entirely reliant on their equally inept friends for making important decisions so what could go wrong if they're given a shot? There's maybe a number of good leaders in this game that one can count on a hand, if that. The rest are basically turd fish feeding off scraps. !@#$ half the folks people claim to exhibit good leadership are basically non sovereign submissive entities that barely exist outside of name.

I got kicked out of NATO for pissing off the OOC friendship circle when I didn't roll over for one of their large nations who was incredibly dense. NATO's leadership at the time rightly viewed me as a threat to their circle jerk and a general nuisance, and having recently tied for their MoD position w/ Colossus ( anu drake broke the tie in favor of Colossus who would go on to become inactive a week later right before the UJW, and appointed a lackey thereafter) were very eager to be rid of me and cater to the extra NS. If anything NATO wasn't loyal to me, and NATO has been a shell/stagnant since that time. I think that was also 8 years ago so you're really digging deep there. What do you know of NATO? Of king tom, wolverine, pameshelu? Folks I have had contact with for far longer and far more recently than you have been spouting your nonsense who as founding members of NATO would toss it farther than your half sack of !@#$ of worth. Even lnk would chalk it up to personality/ideological conflict with folks in charge rather than disloyalty to the alliance and I routinely had it out with him over IA policy, and he's the only semi-active NATO person who would have any recollection anyway. so yeah get bent.

Itt if alliance gets deliberately $%&@ed over by spineless cowards it deserved it or has a martyr complex

This would normally be my cup of tea. But there is a great schism in the caleafate, one I can not allow to go leafless into the night. My tea prophet has forsaken me. I will start the movement, since you have abandoned the holy bond of TITO and have long let your principles steep into the vast depravity that now consumes you. Freedom and justice for all black tea. We will rise up until every one of my brothers and sisters accept that black tea has a place at the table. For too long we have boiled under the yoke of oppression, it is time we take back this land from the undeserving, uncaffeinated masses. Hands up, don't steep! Hands up, don't steep! Black Tea Matters.

nah chim was bad at long term planning and excessively obsessed with minor powers but mi6's greater problem was that the game as a whole died five years ago there's no initiative/fight in anyone, even people who claim to control the game. If people cba to do anything meaningful to support themselves, the idea that someone would reach out to an otherwise ideal challenge to the power structure is also moot. Everyone allied each other instead and called it gg.

normally when you fight for an alliance and levy reps on an alliance like NPO at the behest of your allies like Umb you don't expect them to seek a way to destroy you immediately after the war. our mistake