Erwin Schrodinger

Hi. I'm in SLCB, the same one in Stickmen, and as such, I'm an attention whore. This is my version of what happened. [IMG]http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p314/omega_8624/usn.jpg[/IMG] The truth is out. iFOK and FCO fight the wars while SLCB sleeps.

I was confused by the first one... but the second one definitely elucidated your message. But I must ask, how did all of the dust from the nuke get behind our legs, but the explosion in front of us? Regardless, very nice pictures. Also, thank you for joining. Even though you guys seem to have forgotten that SLCB is in stickmen, too. You're giving iFOK and FCO all the tech!

Worst: cliche, but, I had this awesome plan to collect taxes before update (defcon 5, no war improvs, all econ) at 5 minutes before update, then pay bills after update since that would be 3 days of no bill paying, and switch everything back by 5 minutes after update. I ended up not being able to purchase improvs because of those 3 days, and thus had no LC's, blowing a hole in my WC, with a net loss (3 days income - 3 days bills), instead of net gain. Best: Agreeing to help Ogopo and jinger with SLCB. It's been an interesting ride since. Ah crap, I'm just full of cliches. Best without cliche: Not posting in half of the threads about Stickmen, purple, the war, and 90% of all other threads on the OWF.

Definitely don't want to destroy purple... my trades have just settled into mild stability!

We have a very friendly influence! They join our channel, we join their channels. We all idle, and nobody gets auto KB'ed at first sight. Nowadays, that would nearly result in a treaty for some alliances.

How many citizens? Assuming that when you lose infra, and thus citizens, those citizens die, I've lost about 10,000 citizens over the past month (nuke rogue, last war, current war). My nation hasn't been through many wars, so I think that is about it.

This does not seem to be a fun announcement. Nice to see you took real consideration with this, and thus I wish you guys the best of luck. May your nukes fly true against your enemy's SDIs.

I dare say, an honorable decision. Much love <3 (PS: Good to see you guys up and living. I miss you in our IRC channel )

SLCB declared war on an ally's ally's ally. (vangurad --> ares --> NpO) ARES declared war on an ally's ally. (vanguard --> SLCB) Sure, you could counter with, why stop the consideration at only 1 treaty, but then, if you just kept going, nobody should attack anybody. Ever. That wouldn't make sense. There is a huge difference, IMO, between attacking your friend's friend, and attacking someone who is not a friend of your friend, even if he is a friend of a friend of a friend.

How did you know I love apples? Fine, no cheap shots or magically having three more aggressive wars. Take all the fun out of everything....

Welcome to the exciting part of Bob! I don't know you guys all that well, but I have a feeling I should.

Do you know why that hasn't actually be working? Our boxes are seaworthy. Means... they float... on water. That implies water proof-ness. This is why we are the primary manufacturer for 72% of all cardboard boxes on Bob.

BRB, getting new pants.

Flag is awesome. Just thought I'd throw that out there.

I r sowweh : ( For my own defense... wait, nvm, too lazy. Just take my word that I have practically begged Keve of UINE to get someone to attack me. My three wars are all aggressive, and I'm just waiting to make it 6v1. Afterall: NSO public chan: [14:20] <Tyler> 6v1 or you're a huge #@%@% tbqh [14:20] <rsoxbronco1|Athens> ^ We started to get the idea edit: tagfail.

The forums should never go down again. SLCB was seriously confused when BTA nations started attacking us last night. This topic clears everything up. Thanks, and best regards to you guys on the battle field. Also, my pet turtle wants to join you guys. But he is more of a green color. Is this acceptable or will he stand out as a spy "different people"?

lol, they won't get a penny from us. Silly polar, war chests are for n00bs.

I joined government for two reasons: 1) power 2) be a primary target in war When we DoWed NpO I was expecting to get owned. I have anarchied three of their members. Tbh, they seem inactive, but still, no retaliation. They act all cool and then when I come knocking on their doors, they suddenly lose their government. Then I see SLCB get DoWed upon by Valor. I quickly check my borders to see if anyone had knocked and I just didn't hear them. But alas, I had no company. Being perfectly honest, I think you avoided war with any of the government members because you think I'm ugly. Just admit it. I'm old and hideous and no one wants to play with me. I'll be at my nation's HQ crying and writing poetry. I don't want any apologies. Just a war. Make an old man happy.

Is this an invitation? Further, do you think it possible we could roll both purple AND ex-purple simultaneously to save time? Then, we [stickmen on purple] would just have to all quit the game, and purple will finally be dead... forever. I think CN would become infinitely better should this happen. EDIT: vague pronouns kill kittens.

I'm the !@#$@#$ Pope.

Albeit - Although I wouldn't think this to be CN slang; it's a typical word of the English language. Decent list. My old alliance used to have a list like this, but a bit shorter.

All part of the plan ; ) crap, I've broken the plan! Dammit, now we have to come up with a new one.

I don't see a plethora of logs and pics to prove your statements. How are we to believe you? Have you contacted your lawyer?