It pains me to once again find The Commonwealth at war with STA. They are an alliance that I have long held in high esteem, and shall continue to do so. Yet, due to the intricate weavings of the treaty web we find ourselves in opposition to them. I hope that this war between us can be a fun experience for both of us. We shall see you on the battlefield, Siberians.
"I fear no enemy, for the Khala is my strength! I fear not ‘death’! For our strength is eternal! En taro Adun!"
Goose,
Old Man With A Cane, the Head of State for The Commonwealth, and Smuggler of Twinkies
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