Erwin Schrodinger

I was told to post here a long time ago, but just now found the time to. To answer a few questions: Vanny, no, we will not be reviewing our treaty. It shall stay as it is, unless you want to include something about free tech being sent to us on a daily basis. That might be cool. Koel was moved to diplomacation duties because imbored was doing too good of a job with it. All friends and no enemies somehow results in no wars which always results in loss of activity. Unfortunately, we are not important enough to decide when a war shall or shall not occur, thus why tequila mockingbird was made our grand important person (to keep activity and interest up). Secretly, he rules the alliance. But don't let him know that. NCC is now General because we were bored and figured it would be lulzy. Thus, General NCC made this post in order to catch you all unawares. Be confident that this is an official announcement and the cases are real, the people are real, and the rulings are FINAL.

Returning the gift.

I, for one, do have a newly acquired bucket of blueberries, and thus would actually appreciate the recipes you claim ownership to. My sis is making raspberry pie right now, which is normally good, but she sucks with the blueberries. So recipe and picture proving it doesn't make a bomb or something. Not that I have bad experiences with taking recipes from strangers on the Internet or anything >_> Oh, right, '?' That makes the whole post a question.

Hey, look, a FOKer who needs to come in and say hi sometime on our forums or chan! Hey, look, the first topic-related post of this thread. Awesome. Matt Shovel, No. You. Also, I must be going now. I'll counter troll when I get online next time.

Matt Shovel, always looking to get attention. Also, a poopy pants. Trolled back. What now? EDIT: Chad, boxes that are not seaworthy are immediately sent to Japan and Taiwan. Everything over there is less than adequate and thus they honestly don't know the difference. We make a killing with the profits.

Do you have a picture to prove your statement?

Also, I forgot to advertise the chan and whatnot. If anyone wants to do the usual IRC thing, come by #slcb. Or stop by our forums and shoot some $h!t with us. http://forum.seaworthy-liberians.com/index.php?

Look at that, our leaders can get first, second, and third, without editing their posts. I look up to these people.

Oh hi, guys. I'll try not to waste too much of your time, but if your Internet is like mine, just loading this page took longer than it will to read this. Thus your time is already wasted. Sorry. My bad. Then again, if you didn't care to read about Seaworthy Liberian Cardboard Boxes' diplo stuff, I guess you wouldn't have clicked, thus you are wasting no time at all. That makes me feel better about typing this, so I'll ignore the obvious flaws in that logic like every other alliance leader would, and continue. First shenanigan: Some of the embassies on our forums look like this: Look at that dust. Look at how NOBODY HAS BEEN IN THERE FOR MONTHS. Somebody dropped off their charter, we chitchat for a little while, then everyone disappeared. It was sad, and we felt lonely. Thus, archives for all of you! Don't take this as cutting off diplomakation or something, just letting you know that if you want to continue your diplo shiznats, come on by the forums and let us know you still love us. We'll get your stuff redone, and have a maid or deck scrubber clean out your embassy so you won't have to. It is convenience in a box. Or something. The following alliances have five minutes to come into their embassies before we archive them. If you are late but you say "please", we'll unarchive it at no expense to you. If you don't say "please", we will be forced to laugh at you for a little while, and then promptly unarchive your embassy anyway. New Pacific Order Oceanic Alliance Nueva Vida FOK! Multi-Colored Cross-X Alliance Olympus Second shenanigan: A Soviet Attack! got bored today. Not wanting to listen to him rant and stuff about how nobody loves him and that the bottle is his only friend, I caved in and let him do this on the condition that he would do all of the work. From this day forth, embassies will be shared between two alliances. This way, only one of you have to be around to keep it clean and ACTIVE. You can even take turns. You could even be matched with the love of your life. We're going to be like the Liberian Matchmakers or something. We did it for the lulz.* Signed, General A Soviet Diarrhea! General Schrödinger General Jingoist * lulz: a corruption of the acronym, LOL, which stands for "Laugh Out Loud"

I approve. Also, hi, guys. Congrats on finishing your business and clearing out in style. Best of luck for the future, etc.

We got Mogar to comment! Wait, does that make this thread cool or fail? I can't tell any longer.

Or.. not. See, if ovenruder, neverbeen, and ruffy were really all that active, there would be a chance. But see, I rarely see you guys, even back when I was active fully. Mind you, I have seen you around, RuffRyder, but the other two.... then again, I guess that is what makes the perfect government, right?

I was told to come here and comment. Yes, I will be semi-inactive, but online enough to kickban random people in #slcb. Come on in and say hello or something. I dunno. Also, now that I am high government, peeps can come to me to ask me for favors, or to offer a bribe. Mind you, with as little time as I have, I come at a high price, so start large, and expect to redefine your spending limit. As a teaser, the private channel to slcb is #pslcb.

Honestly, I don't think NPO is trying to compete with Vox at all. They just came in, said what they had to say, and left. Vox tries to make things lulzy and point out flaws if everything. NPO tries to make itself look good, fails epicly, but doesn't use direct humor, making their style boring and generally unpleasant to read, except in the lulz that can be acquired when they claim to be a peaceful alliance. Congrats to Mary. You get to inherit a devastated alliance that will (hopefully) never rise to its former "glory" again. Have fun with that.

I remember when every ex-CIS nation found in peace mode was sentenced to 2 times the length of war other ex-CIS nations went through whenever they came out of peace. Same thing happened to GATO, and likely other alliances I can't recall off the top of my head this early in the morning. Simply because hiding in peace mode is bad and cowardly. Then NPO does it, and suddenly it is a tactic to rebuild the alliance or a second wave. All how you spin the ball.

If you're going to challenge our paint, whip out the skillz and prove yourself. Let's see what you have.

Best thread so far, if I do say so myself. I'd say the tl'dr section took away from the impact a little, but I could also see people trying to elawyer wondering how you guys got in, etc. so I guess it had to be there. Thanks for the read. Would read again. In fact, I already did.

I surrender to Karma.

You should know that because you don't hvae a treaty with anyone to be involved, you are considered a bandwaggoner on both sides. Thus, you bandwaggoned MHA's allies. You may as well put them in your list.

While you are the "enemy" I must appreciate the time and mostly original content contained put into the OP. I enjoyed in. Also, the obligatory: lol, gl, u r gunna loz0rz ur infra n tek lol.