ninmeister Posted November 1, 2010 Report Share Posted November 1, 2010 [img]http://gruealliance.com/uploads/image/grave.jpg[/img] Many have heard the stories of those creepy things that go bump in the night but dismiss them as childish, rumor and urban legend. It is now time to bring forth the evil that has lied beneath your feet for centuries. We have rested quietly below your schools, parks and homes while listening to the cheerful laughter of your children. We can tolerate this no longer. Our Dark OverLord has announced that it is time to reign fire upon the world above, to show the mortals that Evil is to be feared and of course, to take your women. I mean come on, do you really think we would go through all of this for Men and children…. [img]http://gruealliance.com/modules/Forums/files/doe1_212.jpg[/img] So venture out into the night wearing your Anime Cosplay outfit of Sailor Moon. [img]http://gruealliance.com/modules/Forums/files/moon_155.jpg[/img] Your friends said "it'll be fun!" Oh sure, candy is great and all. "Lets go explore the old cave out in the woods, it'll be fun!" they said. Oh sure, spooky caves and forests and Halloween, sure, fun. [img]http://gruealliance.com/modules/Forums/files/cave_110.jpg[/img] Then people starting dropping off one by one. Flashlights ran out of batteries, people got lost. What the hell was going on? You think its a prank, your left all alone in this goddamn cave. Your flashlight seems to be working ok. That is, until you trip in your stupid heels that make your costume so wonderful and smash the bulb. Sitting in the complete dark, you think "I'm never gonna get to eat this candy, am I". Then you heard the noise. It sounds like the skittering of feet, but you think its your imagination. Or maybe your jerk friends screwing with you. "Real funny guys, I think I ripped the skirt on this outfit. How am I gonna do the convention now?" The last thought you have is about sowing it up, and then, [img]http://gruealliance.com/modules/Forums/files/flesh_eating1_129.jpg[/img] before you know it, there are teeth plunged into your arms and legs. You were eaten by the GRUE. So were your friends. [img]http://gruealliance.com/modules/Forums/files/eatingyou_587.jpg[/img] So Beware as our OverLord's Minions are released from the cages that have kept you all safe for centuries. We are coming for you and we are hungry... [img]http://gruealliance.com/modules/Forums/files/released_167.jpg[/img] [size=18]Grand Revolution of Unearthly Evil[/size] [url]http://gruealliance.com[/url] [img]http://gruealliance.com/modules/Forums/files/sigs_168.gif[/img] GRUE CHARTER I. Membership Membership is achieved by registering for an account at our forums (www.gruealliance.com). There, you will apply for membership in the applications section. You will be contacted by a member of government (most likely our Internal Desecrater) regarding your application. Things which will contribute or go against you in this process include but are not limited to previous alliance affiliations, current war status, general attitude, etc. Once you have submitted an application, its required that you switch you alliance affiliation to "GRUE Applicant". If you are denied for whatever reason, this AA status must be changed ASAP. You should also be switching your team color to Aqua. Exceptions to this will be made on a case to case basis. New recruits will undergo a brain washing regimen (or training, whichever you'd like to call it) so you know how things go in your new alliance. Once this is complete to the satisfaction of the government of GRUE, the recruit will become a full member. We require our members to be respectful to the community as a whole, be it on our own forums, another alliances forums, or the Cybernations Open World forums. The general rule here, is don't be a dick. II. Government The GRUE government consists of an Overlord, who is appointed for life or until they step down, in which then they will appoint a replacement. The Overlord is the high level of GRUE government. The Vice Overlord is the Overlords right hand man. In times where the Overlord is unavailable, the Vice Overlord has all the powers as the Overlord. Under the Overlord, there are four Ministers. These are the The Ferryman (MoFA), the Internal Desecrater (MoIA), the Harbinger of War (MoW), and the Hoarder of Coins (Bank). Each minister may have deputies to assist in their jobs. The Dungeon Master is the webmaster of the forums. Any issues that require a vote by government will be decided on a majority vote, consisting of the 4 ministers and the Dungeon Master to make it an odd number. This decision will then go to the Overlord for approval. All minister positions are appointed and for life, until one steps down and appoints their replacement. III. War In the unfortunate time of war, the GRUE alliance will always stand by its allies, through thick and thin. GRUE will not stand by idle if attacked unprovoked. Any such force against a member of the alliance is an attack on the whole alliance. We will not tolerate tech raids against us, and will put the attacking nation into a state of war for a full war cycle. In terms of nuclear weapons, the GRUE alliance will hold the right to use their nuclear arsenal as seen fit. If this includes using them to first strike, so be it. If any member of the GRUE alliance is attacked with a nuclear weapon, nuclear retaliation should be expected. This does not only apply to the nation who used the nuclear weapon. All allied nations are then subjected to being nuked. IV. Foreign Policy Spying and being spied upon are both against the policy of the GRUE alliance. If it is found out that an alliance has spied on us, it is considered and act of war. The GRUE alliance does not condone spying in any way. GRUE allows raiding against nations that are unaligned, and no other. Raiding another alliance is forbidden. The GRUE alliance will stick by its friends always. Any treaties that we sign with another alliance will be upheld to our best of ability. We might be blood thirsty cave dwelling beasts, but we're HONORABLE blood thirsty cave dwelling beasts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeDee Posted November 1, 2010 Report Share Posted November 1, 2010 [img] http://img816.imageshack.us/img816/7469/thedescent2512051.jpg[/img] Darkness falls across the land The midnight hour is close at hand Creatures crawl in search of blood To terrorize your neighborhood The foulest stench is in the air The funk of forty thousand years And grizzly ghouls from every tomb Are closing in to seal your doom And though you fight to stay alive You panic in your confusion. For no mere mortal can survive The grand evil revolution. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
potato Posted November 1, 2010 Report Share Posted November 1, 2010 [01:21] <~Archon> this is a disaster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helstrm Posted November 1, 2010 Report Share Posted November 1, 2010 o/ GRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archon Posted November 1, 2010 Report Share Posted November 1, 2010 (edited) [center][img]http://thecastlehall.com/mkflagresized.png[/img][img]http://gruealliance.com/uploads/image/grave.jpg[/img][/center] Article I: Genesis Both parties agree to treat each other with the utmost civility in both public and private. Disagreements shall be settled in the proper private channels. Neither party shall engage in acts of aggression against the other. Article II: Protection Agreement Mushroom Kingdom agrees to protect and defend GRUE from attack while this agreement is in effect. In the event that MK becomes involved in a war external to this agreement, GRUE may offer its assistance, but such assistance is not compulsory. Article III: Assistance and Education The alliances in this agreement shall work together to improve their membership training and education materials and techniques. They may also opt to assist each other on matters not directly covered under Article I. Article IV: Review and Termination This agreement may be terminated by either party, and shall be made null after 48 hours notice given in private by the party wishing to cancel to the other signatory. This treaty may be subject to review with agreement of both parties. Signed for GRUE, ninmeister, Overlord Neo X, Vice Overlord ZTS, Harbiner of War Hellervania, Interior Desecrator Zman, The Ferryman Helstrm, Dungeon Master Signed for Mushroom Kingdom, King: Archon Prince: lebubu Lord High Vanguard: Teh 1337 Guy Lord High Envoy: Epiphanus Lord High Treasurer: Infinite Citadel Lord High Communicator: potato Lord High Inductor: Imperator Edited November 1, 2010 by TheNeverender Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archon Posted November 1, 2010 Report Share Posted November 1, 2010 [quote name='potato' timestamp='1288570935' post='2498457'] [01:21] <~Archon> this is a disaster. [/quote] LOOK AT THOSE FLAG SIZES! JUST LOOK AT THEM! It's horrible Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnCapistan Posted November 1, 2010 Report Share Posted November 1, 2010 I'm not going to lie, that is the worst flag ever. Also good luck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Savage Man Posted November 1, 2010 Report Share Posted November 1, 2010 more puppets for mk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
potato Posted November 1, 2010 Report Share Posted November 1, 2010 [quote name='TheNeverender' timestamp='1288571040' post='2498460'] LOOK AT THOSE FLAG SIZES! JUST LOOK AT THEM! It's horrible [/quote] LOOK AT THEIR GOVERNMENT! JUST LOOK AT IT! It's horrible Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jens of the desert Posted November 1, 2010 Report Share Posted November 1, 2010 (edited) [quote name='Mr Damsky' timestamp='1288571070' post='2498462'] I'm not going to lie, that is the worst flag ever. Also good luck. [/quote] [color="#0000FF"]It is pretty bad, but I'm not sure if you can actually call it a flag.[/color] Edited November 1, 2010 by Jens of the desert Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drai Posted November 1, 2010 Report Share Posted November 1, 2010 Hope you guys will be all growed up soon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helstrm Posted November 1, 2010 Report Share Posted November 1, 2010 o/ MK!!!!!!!!!!! [img]http://gruealliance.com/modules/Forums/files/mario_934.jpg[/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stefano Palmieri Posted November 1, 2010 Report Share Posted November 1, 2010 [quote name='potato' timestamp='1288571170' post='2498467'] LOOK AT THEIR GOVERNMENT! JUST LOOK AT IT! It's horrible [/quote] This man speaks the truth. Worst government line up ever, I seriously hope they get rolled at the first available moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninmeister Posted November 1, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 1, 2010 I look forward to being a [s]puppet[/s] friend of MK! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taget Posted November 1, 2010 Report Share Posted November 1, 2010 Nin in charge of an alliance again? Scary. Run for the hills! Run! Run! But seriously congrats and best of luck!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo X Posted November 1, 2010 Report Share Posted November 1, 2010 o/ GRUE [img]http://helstrm.net/CNsigs/neo.jpg[/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeDee Posted November 1, 2010 Report Share Posted November 1, 2010 [quote name='Stefano Palmieri' timestamp='1288571463' post='2498476'] This man speaks the truth. Worst government line up ever, I seriously hope they get rolled at the first available moment. [/quote] If you tried, it would make for an interesting development... hubba hubba... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hombre de Murcielago Posted November 1, 2010 Report Share Posted November 1, 2010 Nin in charge? This alliance is so awful I'm tempted to join. Best of luck guys! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaarlaamp Posted November 1, 2010 Report Share Posted November 1, 2010 Glad you're here! Another alliance is exactly what planet bob needs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirWilliam Posted November 1, 2010 Report Share Posted November 1, 2010 I'm calling shens. If not I'll go ahead and congratulate you both. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zman5778 Posted November 1, 2010 Report Share Posted November 1, 2010 o/ GRUE!!!!! BTW, our IRC channel is #GRUE. Come join and chat with us! [size="1"]please?[/size] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zman5778 Posted November 1, 2010 Report Share Posted November 1, 2010 And please come check us out at: http://gruealliance.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duke Nukem Posted November 1, 2010 Report Share Posted November 1, 2010 A very small alliance getting splintered to form another micro alliance. o/ MK though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Ilyani Posted November 1, 2010 Report Share Posted November 1, 2010 Not sure I like the flag, but good luck and whatnot. Also, another MK treaty? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eratria Posted November 1, 2010 Report Share Posted November 1, 2010 Nice to see old friends in a new place. Best of luck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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