fluffyewunga Posted February 28, 2009 Report Share Posted February 28, 2009 (edited) Dear Immortals Listen son, I know times have been rough. With the divorce, the bear mauling, the meteor strike, this is no way for a child to go through life. And your mother isn't making things better, she seems to be completely ignoring my calls. And my texts. And my emails. But regardless, we still love you. And since we are your legal guardian, which means we have to defend you, I'm thinking this MDoAP is a good idea. Enclosed is a copy of the document. Show it to your mother's boyfriend......... PreambleBy signing this document, all the signatory alliances agree to the articles stated below and enter into this agreement with full knowledge of its contents. Article I: Article of Non-Aggression Neither signatory shall declare war upon each other nor shall they aid enemies of the other signatory financially or informatively. Article II: Article of Mutual Defense Both signatories agree to militarily and/or financially aid the other signatory in the event of a defensive war started by an alliance outside this treaty. Neither signatory is required to aid the other with military assistance in wars that are caused via an existing Mutual Defense Pacts with an alliance outside this treaty. Article III: Intelligence & Communication Section 1. The signatories to this treaty agree not to conduct acts espionage upon the other signatory. Section 2. Should a signatory alliances come across intelligence that would expose a plot by a party hostile to either signatory, then it is their duty to hand over such evidence to ensure the peace and prosperity of the signatories. Article IV: Optional Aggression The signatory alliances in this document agree that if the other signatory alliance declares an aggressive war with a third party, its encouraged but optional to help them with this aggressive war Article V: Article of Withdrawal The signatories of this document do hereby agree seventy-two hours of notice must be given to the other signatory before this treaty is dissolved. Signatures-The signatures below immediately enter this document as alliance law and materialize the good relations that exists between the alliances that have signed below. Once entered into law, it shall remain there until it is dissolved through the process detailed in Article VI. Signed for the Immortals Sarmatian Empire, Emperor Wappas, Chief Officer - Signed for the United Sovereign Nations Allaince Council Cora Mcstrap Sig Desertfox High Council General Argent Doom lewistothezor Fronz Jar Jar Binks thedestro Senate KyotoWolf Cracken_McLoch Krim Xephon All our love USN Note: This treaty replaces the protectorate agreement Edited February 28, 2009 by fluffy ewunga Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omniscient1 Posted February 28, 2009 Report Share Posted February 28, 2009 (edited) congrats my first first! Edited February 28, 2009 by Omniscient1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haflinger Posted February 28, 2009 Report Share Posted February 28, 2009 Congratulations to Immortals, USN won't ever let you down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pyroman Posted February 28, 2009 Report Share Posted February 28, 2009 Congratulations to the USN and the Immortals. USN is awesome, take it from me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altheus Posted February 28, 2009 Report Share Posted February 28, 2009 No wonder the Immortals took up smoking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoweAlpine Posted February 28, 2009 Report Share Posted February 28, 2009 Congratulations to both parties involved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted February 28, 2009 Report Share Posted February 28, 2009 Congrats to the Immortals, USN is a great bunch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Choader Posted February 28, 2009 Report Share Posted February 28, 2009 Many congratulations to the both of you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hertugen Posted February 28, 2009 Report Share Posted February 28, 2009 Good luck to the both of you! o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Argent Doom Posted February 28, 2009 Report Share Posted February 28, 2009 What? I didn't agree to this, I wanted them to go out and get a job, I mean honestly, 21 years old and still living with their mother. O7 Immortals Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Svendonia Posted March 1, 2009 Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 I think the Immortals have been a great kid, but now they've grown up, which is odd, since that would mean they're aging quicker than any other kid in the neighborhood. Radioactivity is awesome. Love ya, kids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heike lunta Posted March 1, 2009 Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEraser Posted March 1, 2009 Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 congrats to our allies in The Immortals and to their friends USN! o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarmatian Empire Posted March 1, 2009 Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 The Immortals would like to add this awesome cake, as we always do... *sets jar jar and fronz traps* USN have been great to us and we look forward to the future! Hail all of us who post good things! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny N Karl Posted March 1, 2009 Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 Congrats to both. USN are good peeps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sea Junky Posted March 1, 2009 Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 Congratulations to both parties involved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sanru Posted March 1, 2009 Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 thanks for all the well wishes USN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oda Posted March 1, 2009 Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 w00t grats TI Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hansarius Posted March 1, 2009 Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 Congratulations, USN are great people to be treatied with Cora <3 /me hides from Altheus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Brendan Posted March 1, 2009 Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 This is awesome. Two better alliances you will not find. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan123123 Posted March 1, 2009 Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 Congrats, USN. The immortals are fortunate to have your friendship. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goose Posted March 1, 2009 Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 Awesome! It's like we're one big happy family again. Except it's a wholly nontraditional family of some sort. Congratulations to both USN and The Immortals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ardley Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 Yay for both of us! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lewistothezor Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 Go us Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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