RevolutionaryRebel Posted June 12, 2013 Report Share Posted June 12, 2013 (edited) The Dissociative Alliance Identity Accord Trolls and ponies are both incredibly difficult matters of study. A great deal of time was spent attempting to reconcile the two highly divergent schools of thought that predominate in their respective realms. As such, it was impossible to draft a single, non-bifurcated Treaty to describe the confusing and conflicting perspectives presented herein. To this day, trolls still struggle to understand the disease concept of Friendship, and its magical qualities. It is equally unlikely that residents of the Everfree Forests will ever fully grasp the complexity of troll romance, and its various forms. Instead we shall attempt the rare and deadly Treaty x2 combo. Article Ia: Recognition of AnimosityIn the signing of this treaty, the Alternian Empire agrees to acknowledge and respect the inviolable sovereignty of the Everfree Union, so as to preserve its chances of more intimate caliginous relations. No member of the Empire shall violate said sovereignty; be it through acts of war, or aiding an enemy of either signatory.Article Ib: Recognition of FriendshipIn the signing of this treaty, the Everfree Union agrees to acknowledge and respect the inviolable sovereignty of the Alternian Empire, in the hopes that the trolls may one day recognise and accept the power of Friendship. No member of the Union shall violate said sovereignty; be it through acts of war, or aiding an enemy of either signatory.Article IIa: Ashen CooperationThe Empire shall share intelligence and information critical to the Union’s safety where this does not conflict with other treaty obligations. It shall also communicate with the Union in such a way as to prevent dangerous levels of quadrant vacillation.Article IIb: Friendly CooperationThe Union shall share intelligence and information critical to the Empire’s safety where this does not conflict with other treaty obligations. It shall also communicate to the Empire regularly to demonstrate what friends do for each other.Article IIIa: Preservation of HateThe Empire shall foster and encourage economic and political co-operation with the Union. It has the option of providing limited military assistance to the Union should it come under the attack of a third party, where this does not involve inter-Alliance conflict, so as to obliterate any rivals for their caliginous affection. It reserves the right to aid the Union (should it choose to do so), under any circumstance.Article IIIb: Preservation of HarmonyThe Union shall foster and encourage economic and political co-operation with the Empire in an effort to prevent discord arising between the signatories. It has the option of providing limited military assistance to the Empire should it come under the attack of a third party, where this does not involve inter-Alliance conflict. It reserves the right to aid the Empire (should it choose to do so), under any circumstance.Article IV: CancellationShould this incredibly complex set of relations be impossible to maintain, the signatories may cancel this treaty with a minimum of three (3) days private notice to be provided to one another prior to cancellation. Signed for EvU: Neptunebyte, Wrangler of Smelly Foreigners/Minister of AwesomeIgnis, Minister of Financial Outreach, EvUShave N. Haircut, Chancellor of Harmony, EvULegatus Equus, Consul Signed for the Alternian Empire: RevolutionaryRebel - Empress / Agent of DiplomaneuveringZhangku - Agent of AuspisticizingJohnHenryHolliday - Agent of WarMarc Rodin - Agent of Prosperity Edited June 13, 2013 by revolutionary rebel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RevolutionaryRebel Posted June 12, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 12, 2013 (edited) My hate for the ponies knows no bounds. Edited June 12, 2013 by revolutionary rebel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neptunebyte Posted June 12, 2013 Report Share Posted June 12, 2013 I disapprove of this with all of my love... o/ AE and EvU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turbo Swag Posted June 12, 2013 Report Share Posted June 12, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garion Posted June 12, 2013 Report Share Posted June 12, 2013 It's good to see small, new alliances thrive. Let's hope AE can succeed where most micros failed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furril Posted June 12, 2013 Report Share Posted June 12, 2013 [Snip] I'm so happy you found someone EvU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legatus Equus Posted June 12, 2013 Report Share Posted June 12, 2013 Ewwww, AE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pollard Posted June 12, 2013 Report Share Posted June 12, 2013 AE are the worst! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neptunebyte Posted June 13, 2013 Report Share Posted June 13, 2013 Behold, the worst treaty in Bob's history Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ardus Posted June 13, 2013 Report Share Posted June 13, 2013 May this union of horrifying fandoms be quiet and innocuous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted June 13, 2013 Report Share Posted June 13, 2013 Homestuck and ponies together, there is no God. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onikujo Posted June 13, 2013 Report Share Posted June 13, 2013 Neat? I guess? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saniiro Matsudaira Posted June 13, 2013 Report Share Posted June 13, 2013 Well look at all this now. Also: My hate for the ponies knows no bounds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingervites Posted June 13, 2013 Report Share Posted June 13, 2013 Tom thinks this treaty rocks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacon God Posted June 13, 2013 Report Share Posted June 13, 2013 I for one support these two alliances, and look forward to the aftermath. [URL=http://s1092.photobucket.com/user/cbreaker/media/1344897803715.gif.html][/URL] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chachonimrod Posted June 13, 2013 Report Share Posted June 13, 2013 The signs were all around us, but we did not heed the warning. Now it is upon us. God help us? No. We do not deserve his help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayan Thomas Posted June 13, 2013 Report Share Posted June 13, 2013 (edited) . Edited June 19, 2019 by Rayan Thomas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RevolutionaryRebel Posted June 13, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 13, 2013 (edited) I think I'm somewhat treatyed out now. Why AE??? WHY????Also... I don't like Ponies May this union of horrifying fandoms be quiet and innocuous. Homestuck and ponies together, there is no God. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH Edited June 13, 2013 by revolutionary rebel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ogaden Posted June 13, 2013 Report Share Posted June 13, 2013 We are left just asking... why Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lamuella Posted June 16, 2013 Report Share Posted June 16, 2013 All i can say is thank god there isn't a juggalo alliance for you to treat with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RevolutionaryRebel Posted June 16, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 16, 2013 All i can say is thank god there isn't a juggalo alliance for you to treat with. It is somewhat irrelevant since this treaty was signed for practical purposes as much as anything else, but there are a myriad of reasons why having an Alliance led by all proper dudes is better than one headed by nasty clowns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadie Posted June 16, 2013 Report Share Posted June 16, 2013 I would like to argue that we are partially responsible for both of these alliances. You're all welcome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ardus Posted June 17, 2013 Report Share Posted June 17, 2013 Tom thinks this treaty rocks well done Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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