xenon Posted February 2, 2011 Report Share Posted February 2, 2011 (edited) [quote name='xenon' timestamp='1296661775' post='2616222'] Nice pics MHA. Where are the ones about how you are losing 300k NS daily? [/quote] Ah, I found it [img]http://i564.photobucket.com/albums/ss90/Titanium_Crusher/MHAchartfinal.png[/img] Edited February 2, 2011 by xenon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.G Posted February 2, 2011 Report Share Posted February 2, 2011 Well, you are better targets than Sparta... at least you have that going for ya! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barron von Hammer Posted February 2, 2011 Report Share Posted February 2, 2011 (edited) Unfortunately I find your construction crews working on this bypass to be quite inadequate. As a TFD union representative overlooking your permits to build such a bypass I regret to inform you that I have had to light up three of your foremen. Into very pretty colors. Edited February 2, 2011 by Barron von Hammer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bakamitai Posted February 2, 2011 Report Share Posted February 2, 2011 (edited) Bah, MHA had to come in and ruin my fun. Disregard. Edited February 2, 2011 by bakamitai Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Charge Posted February 2, 2011 Report Share Posted February 2, 2011 [quote name='Mayzie' timestamp='1296654449' post='2616102'] Don't make fun of our warchests, you big meanies! It happens in many alliances. It wont be happening in Colossus again after this war though. [/quote] When did they make fun or our warchests? I was able to buy the MP (while still at war) and still have more than double the warchest of anyone I'm fighting. One of the people I'm fighting only has 10 million dollars. Depleted warchests usually occur to nations that actually do stuff now and then. What's MHA's excuse? That being said, you guys have been fun and classy opponents for the most part. May the quality of your poetry equal that of your ability to build a bypass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AvengingAngel256 Posted February 2, 2011 Report Share Posted February 2, 2011 [quote name='King Charge' timestamp='1296669317' post='2616335'] That being said, you guys have been fun and classy opponents for the most part. May the quality of your poetry equal that of your ability to build a bypass. [/quote] In Colossus' IRC channel before Karolina told me he had to compose a limerick for me as he was doing so for any MHA-ers that came by. In response, I agreed to compose a piece of Vogon Poetry for any from Colossus who come to MHA's IRC channel. (Pending me being online ) Cheers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazyox Posted February 2, 2011 Report Share Posted February 2, 2011 The asses being sliced thin and served on crackers do not belong to MHA. But I do agree those guys at TFD are classy foes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karolina Posted February 2, 2011 Report Share Posted February 2, 2011 [quote name='AvengingAngel256' timestamp='1296669749' post='2616343'] In Colossus' IRC channel before [s]Karolina[/s] Elfriede told me she had to compose a limerick for me as she was doing so for any MHA-ers that came by. In response, I agreed to compose a piece of Vogon Poetry for any from Colossus who come to MHA's IRC channel. (Pending me being online ) Cheers! [/quote] Corrected it for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShammySocialist Posted February 2, 2011 Report Share Posted February 2, 2011 (edited) Despite not being on the battlefield, sadly, I'm still getting plenty of amusement out of it. Reading this being one of those amusements. Nice wartime edition, MHA. Edited February 2, 2011 by TheShammySocialist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deep Blue C Posted February 2, 2011 Report Share Posted February 2, 2011 (edited) Battlefield Drinks.....What happened to the Old Janx Spirit! (Not to be confused with Old Janax Spirit which still haunts the MHA now and then!) Edited February 2, 2011 by Deep Blue C Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodger Waldie Posted February 3, 2011 Report Share Posted February 3, 2011 beer for all o/MHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janax Posted February 3, 2011 Report Share Posted February 3, 2011 [quote name='Deep Blue C' timestamp='1296675396' post='2616432'] Battlefield Drinks.....What happened to the Old Janx Spirit! (Not to be confused with Old Janax Spirit which still haunts the MHA now and then!) [/quote] WHO HAS SUMMONED ME? Also, hello DBC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dylan Carter Posted February 3, 2011 Report Share Posted February 3, 2011 [quote]Supply of alcohol has not been compromised STOP Repeat - Supply of alcohol is safe[/quote] Now this is good news, the forces of sobriety have to be kept firmly in check. Vodka is a solid choice for the battlefield, but Smirnoff , pack some Stoli instead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mason Posted February 3, 2011 Report Share Posted February 3, 2011 I don't recall ever doing more than skimming over past editions, but I've got to hand it to you guys on this one. This is a publication done right! I have no vested interest in either side of your current conflict, as such, my comment pertains only to the style and form of this newsletter. Great humor, sharp wit. Good job, guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bourgeoisie Posted February 3, 2011 Report Share Posted February 3, 2011 Unfortunately, my tech seller is being a bit stingy with his goods. Awesome post guys. o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImperialCubanacan Posted February 3, 2011 Report Share Posted February 3, 2011 [quote][img]http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j172/billtemple/DontPanic/Heroes.gif[/img][/quote] Uniforms. Nice I suppose. Did you raid our closet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illius Vander Posted February 3, 2011 Report Share Posted February 3, 2011 I'm sorry, MHA. It would seem the bypass workers sent into Frostguarde have all turned up dead. In a gesture of goodwill, please accept this delicious strawberry pie in reparation. It was crafted by the finest piesmiths in TFD, and we know a thing or two about good pie! [img]http://img715.imageshack.us/img715/4459/strawberrypie.jpg[/img] Again, my condolences to the families of those fallen workers. Their sacrifice will not be forgotten. On a happier note, I've thoroughly enjoyed reading your wartime edition. I wish TFD had such a fine publication. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugby Posted February 4, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 Glad y'all liked it, this one was a lot of fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasgiant405 Posted February 4, 2011 Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 [quote name='Illius Vander' timestamp='1296763932' post='2618025'] I'm sorry, MHA. It would seem the bypass workers sent into Frostguarde have all turned up dead. In a gesture of goodwill, please accept this delicious strawberry pie in reparation. It was crafted by the finest piesmiths in TFD, and we know a thing or two about good pie! [img]http://img715.imageshack.us/img715/4459/strawberrypie.jpg[/img] Again, my condolences to the families of those fallen workers. Their sacrifice will not be forgotten. On a happier note, I've thoroughly enjoyed reading your wartime edition. I wish TFD had such a fine publication. [/quote] Mmmmmm.....strawberry pie. I must go after some TFD folks next round if this is what they offer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazyox Posted February 4, 2011 Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 [quote name='gasgiant405' timestamp='1296795877' post='2618906'] Mmmmmm.....strawberry pie. I must go after some TFD folks next round if this is what they offer [/quote] Oh yes it is amazing the wonderfull stuff left behind by TFD troops after failed ground attacks. It is like delivery except you got to sort through all there dead troops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mayzie Posted February 4, 2011 Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 [quote name='lazyox' timestamp='1296829153' post='2619227'] Oh yes it is amazing the wonderfull stuff left behind by TFD troops after failed ground attacks. It is like delivery except you got to sort through all there dead troops. [/quote] You're not all military mastermind's either you know? [quote]To: Mayzie From: Dozer Date: 2/3/2011 8:15:03 AM Subject: Unescorted Bombing Attack Report Message: An unescorted aircraft bombing run has been launched against your nation by Dozer. In the attack you lost 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, and 0.00 infrastructure. You destroyed [b]40 attacking bombers[/b]. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled. [/quote] [quote]To: Mayzie From: Dozer Date: 2/3/2011 8:14:20 AM Subject: Escorted Bombing Attack Report Message: A fighter escorted bombing run has been launched against your nation by Dozer. In the attack you lost 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, and 0.00 infrastructure. You destroyed [b]10 attacking bombers[/b]. You lost 1 fighter aircraft and destroyed 1 fighter aircraft launched by Dozer. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled. [/quote] Straight from the Spartan school of Air Attacks, that guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AvengingAngel256 Posted February 4, 2011 Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 Mayzie, I'm sure both side can post attack reports showing the ineptitude of the war fighting abilities of one nation or another in either alliance. I've heard my share of "He tried to spy away my cruise missiles... I didn't even have any!" messages around the mha forums and I'm sure there are the same messages around TFD's forums. Roll of the Dice man, everyone gets !@#$ for luck or makes mistakes sometimes. For example I went to spy away one of my opponents nukes yesterday to realize he'd finally run out and there wasn't anything to spy away. *Shrug* My mistake for not checking but everyone makes mistakes sometimes, we're all human, and tfd is included in that category as well. I'm sure you haven't been completely victorious in every single encounter you've had fighting wars throughout your nation's lifetime. Besides we all know that spartans fight on land in a phalanx Also: That Strawberry Pie Looks delicious. The Piemakers in awesomeland specialize in apple pies normally but I think I might want to begin importing strawberry pie recipes ...man I really want some pie now. /hungry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mayzie Posted February 4, 2011 Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 That was pretty much my point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerlan Posted February 4, 2011 Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 I'm not sure if it should be a guilty pleasure, but reading the Vogon poetry is always a pleasure. Entertaining newsletter as always, MHA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liltrekkie Posted February 5, 2011 Report Share Posted February 5, 2011 Another great edition. Keep on going. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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