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To war, my mostly harmless comrades! o7 MHA

Have fun!

Have fun, you wonderful Spartans, you o7 Sparta

Woooooooooooooooooot!!! So kewl. Go us!

[quote name='Julia Rose Vicious' timestamp='1321692811' post='2846863'] This made me yawn Bring it on [/quote] Silly JRV....war should not make one yawn . Let us rejoice on this happy day! After all, in these sadly lacking times, where else will our newbs get their target practice?

[center][img]http://www.mostlyharmlessalliance.com/styles/hermes/imageset/MHA.jpg[/img] [img]http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/cybernations/images/8/8d/MHAtreatKofn.png[/img][/center] One day, a small group of Hitchhikers made their way onto the Heart of Gold. Being good hitchhikers, they had their towels, and were quite inebriated. After pushing a few random buttons, the Infinite Improbability Drive was activated, and this group of Hitchhikers was sent to a most improbable location: Camelot. Upon landing, they came upon a group of Ni! saying knights. Many beverages were consumed, many shrubberies were acquired, and a friendship was struck: [u][b]Article I:[/b][/u] Sovereignty: Don’t Panic! Hitchhikers and Ni! Sayers still have their own autonomous collectives from which to pursue the Holy Grail. [u][b]Article II[/b][/u] Friendship: Ni! Sayers and Hitchhikers like each other. Anything needing said to one another should be done using large, friendly letters. The eating of each other’s minstrels is frowned upon…unless it would bring much rejoicing for both sides. [u][b]Article III:[/b][/u] Mutual Defense: “Well that’s no ordinary rabbit!” Should a killer rabbit attempt to bite the head off one of us, the other will retaliate, Ni! Sayers using their Holy Hand Grenades, Hitchhikers in their Vogon Destructor Fleets. [u][b]Article IV:[/b][/u] Aid: Hitchhikers and Ni! Sayers can ask the other for pints and packets of peanuts and other types of aid should they need it to save up for shrubberies or for a shiny new copy of the Guide. [u][b]Article V:[/b][/u] Intelligence: “What is your name? What is your quest? What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?” Information such as this shouldn’t be kept a secret. Therefore, if a Ni! Sayer happens upon such information, or if a Hitchhiker happens to discover the question that corresponds to the answer of 42, it should be shared immediately. [u][b]Article VI:[/b][/u] Amendments: “Oh shut up and go and change your armor.” Should a new piece of armor be wanted, both sides will discuss it and come a consensus before changing our armor. [u][b]Article VII:[/b][/u] Cancellation: “On second thought, let’s not go to Camelot. It is a silly place.” Should things become entirely too silly for either party, they shall give the other 72 hours notice before making a public announcement. [u][b]Article VIII:[/b][/u] Ratification: “All the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs, but by a two thirds majority in the case of...” Here’s to shrubberies being installed on Vogon Destructor Ships, and to the Guide being read at Camelot! Signed for MHA: Julia Rose Vicious, Triumvir, Maiden of Castle Anthrax gasgiant405, Triumvir, Tim the Enchanter IYIyth, Triumvir, Prince Herbert Signed for Knights of Ni!: Silent Blood Line, the Head Knight of Ni!, The King You Didn't Vote For Capt. Aloha, King, Keeper of the Killer Rabbit Cage Ramon666, King, the Original Knight of Mystery Sudovia, Jarl, the "Jarl" of the Shrubbery Watch And there was much rejoicing

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[quote name='SirWilliam' timestamp='1305488623' post='2712250'] And with that Dos Equis makes their first move. [/quote] And what a first move it was o7 Gramlins

[quote name='Illius Vander' timestamp='1296763932' post='2618025'] I'm sorry, MHA. It would seem the bypass workers sent into Frostguarde have all turned up dead. In a gesture of goodwill, please accept this delicious strawberry pie in reparation. It was crafted by the finest piesmiths in TFD, and we know a thing or two about good pie! [img]http://img715.imageshack.us/img715/4459/strawberrypie.jpg[/img] Again, my condolences to the families of those fallen workers. Their sacrifice will not be forgotten. On a happier note, I've thoroughly enjoyed reading your wartime edition. I wish TFD had such a fine publication. [/quote] Mmmmmm.....strawberry pie. I must go after some TFD folks next round if this is what they offer

Go get'em Sparta!