berbers Posted November 27, 2010 Report Share Posted November 27, 2010 Good day fellow Bobians! I have been hearing alot of rumors concerning an impending conflict, and was wondering if anyone would care to speculate as to the potential participants, timing and reasons for this predicted upcoming winter war! After said future clash, we can review the conjectures and see who was closest! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batallion Posted November 27, 2010 Report Share Posted November 27, 2010 What are the rumors you're hearing? Actually it's best not to spoil the surprise, we'll stagnate the game further, no? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berbers Posted November 27, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 27, 2010 Nothing specific, I just keep seeing random posts about some "winter war" that's bound to happen, due to various reasons and historical trends. Was just curious to see a few scenarios about what a war in the short-term would look like if one were to happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schad Posted November 27, 2010 Report Share Posted November 27, 2010 It's likely that there will be a war in the next couple months, solely because we're already seven months out from the last global conflict and approaching the point where people will seize on anything for a cathartic burst of activity. As for what it looks like, I'd defer to WalkerNinja (I believe), who prophesied that it will look like a pack of chimpanzees trying to hump a football. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berbers Posted November 27, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 27, 2010 I've seen a football murder an entire family of chimps without breaking a seam, this could be interesting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Chocolate Posted November 27, 2010 Report Share Posted November 27, 2010 [quote name='Schad' timestamp='1290824690' post='2524275'] As for what it looks like, I'd defer to WalkerNinja (I believe), who prophesied that it will look like a pack of chimpanzees trying to hump a football. [/quote] There's no one else anywhere on the planet who can put things exactly like you, schad There you have it. End of thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirWilliam Posted November 27, 2010 Report Share Posted November 27, 2010 UPN will finally hit GOONS due to Peggy Sue's obsession. Timing? Next Christmas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berbers Posted November 27, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 27, 2010 [quote]UPN will finally hit GOONS due to Peggy Sue's obsession. Timing? Next Christmas. [/quote] Who has dibs on Peggy Sue from your end? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirWilliam Posted November 27, 2010 Report Share Posted November 27, 2010 (edited) [quote name='berbers' timestamp='1290825912' post='2524294'] Who has dibs on Peggy Sue from your end? [/quote] The highest bidders. Edited November 27, 2010 by SirWilliam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodFury Posted November 27, 2010 Report Share Posted November 27, 2010 [quote name='SirWilliam' timestamp='1290826492' post='2524300'] The highest bidders. [/quote] I will start the bidding then with 1 Tech. Well more than the target is worth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berbers Posted November 27, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 27, 2010 Well the only conjecture we have so far is a UPN-GOONS war with UPN being the aggressor. If that were to happen, would it expand to a large conflict? Or would it be a pack of chimpanzees trying to hump a football? Any ideas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Pansy Posted November 28, 2010 Report Share Posted November 28, 2010 [quote name='berbers' timestamp='1290827580' post='2524319'] Well the only conjecture we have so far is a UPN-GOONS war with UPN being the aggressor. If that were to happen, would it expand to a large conflict? Or would it be a pack of chimpanzees trying to hump a football? Any ideas? [/quote] It will go Global, everyone will want a piece of UPN 15m 250 tech for that Peggy Slot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nippy Posted November 28, 2010 Report Share Posted November 28, 2010 [quote name='The Pansy' timestamp='1290976121' post='2525415'] 15m 250 tech for that Peggy Slot [/quote] Be still my dirty little mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Pansy Posted November 28, 2010 Report Share Posted November 28, 2010 [quote name='nippy' timestamp='1290977351' post='2525425'] Be still my dirty little mind. [/quote] I have intentions of sending something rather phallically shaped her way, though not what is in the depths of your mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grumpdogg Posted November 29, 2010 Report Share Posted November 29, 2010 Well NATO have declared a war on the Crimson Fists, so maybe you've already started it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voytek Posted November 29, 2010 Report Share Posted November 29, 2010 [quote name='Grumpdogg' timestamp='1291005053' post='2525659'] Well NATO have declared a war on the Crimson Fists, so maybe you've already started it? [/quote] NATO is a shining beacon of total control over their member nations to be sure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locke Posted November 29, 2010 Report Share Posted November 29, 2010 [quote name='Grumpdogg' timestamp='1291005053' post='2525659'] Well NATO have declared a war on the Crimson Fists, so maybe you've already started it? [/quote] He's...less than 5K. I'm guessing the damage being done isn't monumental and could be solved with a simple peace offer and 3mil in aid. Perhaps you should go talk to NATO directly instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grumpdogg Posted November 29, 2010 Report Share Posted November 29, 2010 [quote name='Locke' timestamp='1291005829' post='2525667'] He's...less than 5K. I'm guessing the damage being done isn't monumental and could be solved with a simple peace offer and 3mil in aid. Perhaps you should go talk to NATO directly instead. [/quote] We don't need external permission to defend our members. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locke Posted November 29, 2010 Report Share Posted November 29, 2010 [quote name='Grumpdogg' timestamp='1291006007' post='2525671'] We don't need external permission to defend our members. [/quote] I never said you did; "defending your members" and "solving the problem" are two different things entirely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voytek Posted November 29, 2010 Report Share Posted November 29, 2010 [quote name='Grumpdogg' timestamp='1291006007' post='2525671'] We don't need external permission to defend our members. [/quote] Are you sure you're not still a Polar? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ardus Posted November 29, 2010 Report Share Posted November 29, 2010 [quote name='Locke' timestamp='1291006273' post='2525673'] I never said you did; "defending your members" and "solving the problem" are two different things entirely. [/quote] Quit trying to resolve problems. This could prove amusing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schad Posted November 29, 2010 Report Share Posted November 29, 2010 [quote name='Ardus' timestamp='1291006651' post='2525677'] Quit trying to resolve problems. This could prove amusing. [/quote] That it's a little after 36 hours since the war was declared and the guy hasn't eaten any counters might be slightly amusing, but that's probably going to be the extent of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grumpdogg Posted November 29, 2010 Report Share Posted November 29, 2010 [quote name='Schad' timestamp='1291006988' post='2525679'] That it's a little after 36 hours since the war was declared and the guy hasn't eaten any counters might be slightly amusing, but that's probably going to be the extent of it. [/quote] Due to unforeseen warp-storms, our forces inadvertently missed the first available 'update' to press the counter-offensive. We have rectified this by forcing the bandit into Anarchy at the next suitable time to land ground forces. Mister 'one Barracks and some imported pigs' has obviously read the NATO war handbook cover to cover over his 316 days of training and as such did not provide much resistance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moridin Posted November 29, 2010 Report Share Posted November 29, 2010 [quote name='Voytek' timestamp='1291006311' post='2525674'] Are you sure you're not still a Polar? [/quote] You're so funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locke Posted November 29, 2010 Report Share Posted November 29, 2010 [quote name='Grumpdogg' timestamp='1291014927' post='2525765'] Mister 'one Barracks and some imported pigs' has obviously read the NATO war handbook cover to cover over his 316 days of training and as such did not provide much resistance. [/quote] I would assume by his age and size that he's never cracked a book. Attacking another alliance is also a consequence of said ignorance. That's all there is to it, nothing more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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