thekirbyfake Posted September 6, 2010 Report Share Posted September 6, 2010 [font=arial, sans-serif][size=2]In a combined DoE and DoW, UOKMB declares war with Goons. Some time ago a small company of nations convened with a single goal; hurt Goons. And with that sole purpose UOKMB was born. Whilst building warchests 3 Goons caitiffs took it upon themselves to raid a UOKMB nation. At that point he was our only non-nuclear capable nation and during these so-called "raids" one Goon decided to use nuclear weapons. These two actions speak volumes about Goons and their pusillanimous policies. However, rather than declare war there and then, we bided our time and stuck to our original plan knowing that soon we would dine on revenge gazpacho. We do not seek reparations. We seek justice. We seek to show cowardly actions will not go unpunished. Once we have finished razing the chosen recreant nations on the first page of Goons, we will slither down the pages slowly but surely extirpating all those in our path. As things stand there are 304 nations in Goons and none in peace mode. Let's see how those numbers change in the coming weeks when the lights are turned on and the cockroaches run for cover. What damage can 8 nations do to an alliance of over 300? In short, you are a big tree, we are a small axe.[/size][/font] [font=arial, sans-serif][size=2] [/size][/font] [font=arial, sans-serif][size=2]TKF[/size][/font] [font=arial, sans-serif][size=2]UOKMB Ayatollah[/size][/font] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hertugen Posted September 6, 2010 Report Share Posted September 6, 2010 Good luck with that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beefspari Posted September 6, 2010 Report Share Posted September 6, 2010 Oh so there is an announcement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sephiroth Posted September 6, 2010 Report Share Posted September 6, 2010 Welcome to the fight, if one of you can drop aid on me I can afford a second nuke today to hit GOONS with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
republic of granat Posted September 6, 2010 Report Share Posted September 6, 2010 (edited) Flying Tigers 2010! Also congrats on existing I suppose. Edited September 6, 2010 by republic of granat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thedestro Posted September 6, 2010 Report Share Posted September 6, 2010 You only saved up for two months? You [i]need[/i] bigger warchests if you want it to really hurt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marneus Calgar Posted September 6, 2010 Report Share Posted September 6, 2010 [color="#FF8C00"]Good hunting, GOONS.[/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thewave Posted September 6, 2010 Report Share Posted September 6, 2010 Well, my first ever war. Cracking stuff, got beat about a bit, but it was fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beefspari Posted September 6, 2010 Report Share Posted September 6, 2010 [quote name='Methrage' timestamp='1283764675' post='2443561'] Welcome to the fight, if one of you can drop aid on me I can afford a second nuke today to hit GOONS with. [/quote] Wow, 14 minutes. It sure didn't take you long to crawl out from under the table and beg for scraps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sephiroth Posted September 6, 2010 Report Share Posted September 6, 2010 Thanks for the assistance, your contributions in this war against GOONS are appreciated. o7 UOKMB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thekirbyfake Posted September 6, 2010 Author Report Share Posted September 6, 2010 [quote name='thedestro' timestamp='1283764913' post='2443564'] You only saved up for two months? You [i]need[/i] bigger warchests if you want it to really hurt [/quote] UOKMB has only existed for 2mths. That part of your post is correct. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bartimaeus46 Posted September 6, 2010 Report Share Posted September 6, 2010 The DoW was rather unnecessary. A simple DoE of an 8 member alliance with no protectorate would have done the job. Who/what us UOKMB? and where is your flag? Also, GOONS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beefspari Posted September 6, 2010 Report Share Posted September 6, 2010 Before I go to bed (you missed the quad by four hours by the way), I wanted to address this: [quote name='thekirbyfake' timestamp='1283763851' post='2443558'] As things stand there are 304 nations in Goons and none in peace mode. Let's see how those numbers change in the coming weeks when the lights are turned on and the cockroaches run for cover. [/quote] If you could sit in our channels you'd see that it's pretty much non-stop complaining that there's no war going on. And that's what makes GOONS leave the game, not the exact opposite. If anything we could probably boost membership by letting people know we're fighting a war. The only disappointing thing is how everyone is going to fight for your war slots. People like the adorable Methrage above believe we're afraid of his nukes and attacks, when really we have a line a mile long eager to fight. If only you had been a larger alliance or had some treaties or something we could all take part. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xavii Posted September 6, 2010 Report Share Posted September 6, 2010 I see 8 rouges that will be handled accordingly. Have fun GOONS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thewave Posted September 6, 2010 Report Share Posted September 6, 2010 who is methrage? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D34th Posted September 6, 2010 Report Share Posted September 6, 2010 I wish you good luck in your endeavor UOKMB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thewave Posted September 6, 2010 Report Share Posted September 6, 2010 Cheers Xavii! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xavii Posted September 6, 2010 Report Share Posted September 6, 2010 My pleasure. One of the perks of the job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thewave Posted September 6, 2010 Report Share Posted September 6, 2010 I knew I shouldn't have voted for you. Next you'll be stopping my dole cheque. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeybum Posted September 6, 2010 Report Share Posted September 6, 2010 Meh, frankly anything to make this summer more interesting is welcome. Have fun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masterchief777 Posted September 6, 2010 Report Share Posted September 6, 2010 good luck with this lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeybum Posted September 6, 2010 Report Share Posted September 6, 2010 So many months of planning lead to only 8 nations declaring war? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thekirbyfake Posted September 6, 2010 Author Report Share Posted September 6, 2010 [quote name='Beefspari' timestamp='1283765845' post='2443575']The only disappointing thing is how everyone is going to fight for your war slots.[/quote] >looks at UOKMB defensive war slots< >sees 24 empty< Chop chop then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xoindotnler Posted September 6, 2010 Report Share Posted September 6, 2010 Who are you, and why should I care. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thekirbyfake Posted September 6, 2010 Author Report Share Posted September 6, 2010 [quote name='xoindotnler' timestamp='1283767412' post='2443593'] Who are you, and why should I care. [/quote] Was the OP too long to read? Bless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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