Pikachujc Posted March 15, 2010 Report Share Posted March 15, 2010 [center][img]http://i284.photobucket.com/albums/ll40/Skiyk/Sig.jpg[/img][/center] Greeting. It are I, Park Hwang-Bo, Dear Leader Official Buttscratcher, and acting Nutscratcher during Suk Mai-Bol's "vacation". He won free trip to Yu Wil Dai resort. On other note, since NNK are best alliance in Bob's Planet, we are decide to show you lesser alliance how to not do what you do that you do wrong. Though I write perfect English, Dear Leader request Nigel Burnsley wrote rest of speechs for some reasons. The first rule of running an alliance properly, is always to use pointlessly long acronyms. Ex. Democratic Eglitarian Ascendancy Ranges of Landed Entities Acknowledging Dictatorial Emergence Regencies for Remaining Oligarchies and Xylophones. Then you'll end up with an amazing acronym like this: DEAR LEADER ROX The second rule of running an alliance properly is to never listen to your members because, what do they know? The following dialogue occured between Kim Song-Nil, Leader of an Alliance, and a member. Kim: Happy birthday, Jim. Jim: Thanks, we should sing me the 'Happy Birthday' song Kim: That's a stupid idea, Jim. Nobody does that. Who the hell does that? You're an idiot. Get out of my alliance. Way to go, Kim. The last rule of running an alliance properly is to declare war right off the bat to show everyone how strong you are. If you just declare existence and sit around, everyone will just think "Oh look, it's just some other alliance." But if you declare war on a powerful alliance, they'll fear and respect you. With this advice, I hope to see a couple properly run alliances declaring existence after reading this manual. And now that we've passed on our wisdom, it's time to announce our new forums. To fund these forums, we had to introduce a bit of Capitalism, so don't mind the ads dotted about. "Huggies: I'm a big kid now" presents www.cn-nnk.co.cc Also brought to you in part by "Skittles: Taste the Rainbow" and "McDonald's: Ba-da ba ba ba, I'm eatin' it" And now for the Q&A, which is the most fun. We couldn't think up any questions, because the Dear Leader's Official Question-Maker was also sent to Yu Wil Dai resort after we found out he had been stealing the Dear Leader's Sour Cream and Onion Pringles, so we'll leave it open for you guys to ask. For most of you who have no idea who we are, just think up some questions so that we can pretend to be popular. From all of us at NNK, we wish you a Kim Jongrific evening. This announcement brought to you by "Hot Wheels: Beat that!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeternalis Posted March 15, 2010 Report Share Posted March 15, 2010 When will we get our detained diplomats back? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Itsuki Koizumi Posted March 15, 2010 Report Share Posted March 15, 2010 (edited) can I nuke you? especially vesta. he wouldn't mind right? Edited March 15, 2010 by Itsuki Koizumi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CreativName Posted March 15, 2010 Report Share Posted March 15, 2010 hehe, nice announcement. Funny. DOWN WITH CAPITALISM D: *beats that hot wheels ad with a club* i can haz baconz nao? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Believland Posted March 15, 2010 Report Share Posted March 15, 2010 Why would you ever support Justin Beiber? He looks like a chipmunk. Actually, I believe he was the third Chipmunk in Alvin's pack. Anyway, how did you guys grow so large? NNK is awesome even though I still don't think I know what the acronym means. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baskan1 Posted March 15, 2010 Report Share Posted March 15, 2010 Why did you take away my Hops in #adjectiveethnicity ? I didn't do anything Also STOP LIKING JUSTIN BIEBER! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prime minister Johns Posted March 15, 2010 Report Share Posted March 15, 2010 This is indeed a impressive announcement. I have one question, what are you smoking and can I have some? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomas Jackson Posted March 15, 2010 Report Share Posted March 15, 2010 Is there a mathematical formula that can determine how much better North Korea is than South Korea? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micheal Malone Posted March 15, 2010 Report Share Posted March 15, 2010 [quote name='Believland' date='14 March 2010 - 07:27 PM' timestamp='1268620349' post='2225919'] .... NNK is awesome even though I still don't think I know what the acronym means. [/quote] Nutty North Koreans And my question: Which does Dear Leader prefer? Pancakes and bacon, or waffles and sausage? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cormalek Posted March 15, 2010 Report Share Posted March 15, 2010 (edited) Oh Nutty North Koreans, I'm so disappointed. Ads? I don't see any ads. Just do what you always do with the interweb. [i]Filter[/i]. I likey this article very much, it has plenty of Dear Leader in it. You are the best. [size="1"] ...now if we could only have our diplomats and their families back...[/size] BTW, [there was a joke here regarding your cruise missiles name, but then I remembered that The Gods of Bob are a bit trigger-happy when it comes to lightnings. It's hard to be an atheist on Bob ] Edited March 15, 2010 by Cormalek Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurunin Posted March 15, 2010 Report Share Posted March 15, 2010 When will Dear Leader finally give his mother back her heels? also What makes you Nuttier than everybody else? :? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernsters Posted March 15, 2010 Report Share Posted March 15, 2010 Aha, nice announcement, i take it to heart. As for my question... How is it i don't know why everyone is asking for their Diplomats back? :/ I feel so left out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pingu Posted March 15, 2010 Report Share Posted March 15, 2010 What do you say to those who allege you are oppressing peoples and/or alliances with nut allergies? What time is love? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarmatian Empire Posted March 15, 2010 Report Share Posted March 15, 2010 Gotta love our buddies in NNK. Hail Pika and Vesta and that other guy...you know who you are! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Matveyev Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 What is the current status of bacon-North Korean relations? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikachujc Posted March 16, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 Post Answer Post #1: Never Post #2: No, get out. Post #3: NO! BACON IS BANNED! WE FOUGHT AND DIED TO KEEP SUCH TYRANNY OUT OF OUR DEAR LEADER'S GUT Post #4: Everyone loves nuts. Post #5: Because you're a tard Post #6: Drugs Post #7: x = Dear Leader^2 Post #8: Waffles and Sausages. Dear Leader NEVER eats bacon! Post #9: We're the biggest importer of walnuts Post #10: Send some over and you'll find out Post #11: Screw you, and half past six Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghuxalia Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 BACoN überowned NNK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comrade Korey Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 [quote name='Believland' date='14 March 2010 - 09:27 PM' timestamp='1268620349' post='2225919'] Why would you ever support Justin Beiber? He looks like a chipmunk. Actually, I believe he was the third Chipmunk in Alvin's pack. [/quote] For great entertainment of Dear Leader? Unique Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pingu Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 If your love is at half past six, it is inferior. Love should be at 4:20 or else 3am(Eternal). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kpcurley Posted March 17, 2010 Report Share Posted March 17, 2010 How is NNK doing after the crippling defeat your people suffered in operation vietham? And, Have you lifted your nation ban on bacon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comrade Korey Posted March 17, 2010 Report Share Posted March 17, 2010 What is your IRC channel? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axolotlia Posted March 17, 2010 Report Share Posted March 17, 2010 [quote name='Micheal Malone' date='15 March 2010 - 04:26 AM' timestamp='1268649085' post='2226211'] And my question: Which does Dear Leader prefer? Pancakes and bacon, or waffles and sausage? [/quote] [quote name='Pikachujc' date='15 March 2010 - 07:53 PM' timestamp='1268704738' post='2226832'] Post #8: Waffles and Sausages. Dear Leader NEVER eats bacon! [/quote] I Approve with The Waffles Stamp of Approval [IMG]http://i823.photobucket.com/albums/zz156/JBurman94/stampofapproval.jpg[/IMG] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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