Kaiser Gutenhagen Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 (edited) I'm too lazy to look up the Octava Orden flag, but just imagine one in here. So look, some silly, foolish alliance actually decided to form a semi-binding treaty with us. Poor souls. El Preamblo: Let it be known that this MDoAP shall be used solely for the gains of PoPR and its interests. OO shall support and aid PoPR whenever it requests without expecting repayment from PoPR at any time. It shall lend El Presidente the keys to its minivan and give him $15 for a ticket to see "Paranormal Activity" and shall comfort El Presidente if he finds it too scary. El Presidente is a real wuss when it comes to scary movies. He thought Evil Dead was the scariest thing since Night of the Living Dead, and as we all know, Evil Dead is a load of crap. El Articalio Uno (Mutualo Defencio): OO shall protect PoPR whenever PoPR is attacked by anyone at any time. PoPR will maybe repay the favour and shall perhaps defend OO if it is attacked. It all depends on how drunk El Presidente is when you approach him. Just spike his hot chocolate with a little vodka and he'll do anything. And I mean anything (Note how the italicized 'anything' suggests something dirty or vulgar. That was intentional) El Articalio Dos (Mutualio Attackerio): On paper, OO isn't 'obliged' to help PoPR, just since I have Ezequiel's dog held captive in my basement, I think that we can...safely assume OO will do whatever PoPR wants. PoPR on the otherhand, is in a similar situation as El Articalio Uno. Just get El Presidente baked and he's yours. El Articalio Tres (Espionagio): El Presidente doesn't really get this one. I mean, it's espionage. So you can say "Oh we won't spy on each other" but the point of spying is not getting caught, so it's a pretty useless clause. Anyway, PoPR cannot fully guarantee that it will not spy or espionage OO. OO on the other hand, cannot pull any sort of James Bond bullcrap in PoPR. El Articalio Whatever Four is in Spanish (Terminationo): OO is never allowed to cancel this treaty ever. PoPR can do it whenever it wants without warning or waiting periods. El Signatorios: Pissed Off Puerto Rican El Presidente: Kaiser Gutenhagen (Der Kaiser) Right Hand-Chick: Gorchin El Presidente's Close Personal Friend: Jessica Alba and Megan Fox having sex El Presidente's Other Close Personal Friend: Jesus Octava Orden Leader Person: Ezequiel Other Gov: Etc Edited December 1, 2009 by Kaiser Gutenhagen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That-one-place Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 Congrats, I think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 I have absolutely no idea how to reply to this. Joke perhaps? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augustus Autumn Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 Note to self: keep vodka supply on hand during lonely nights. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
britwarlord Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 I am scared and afraid of this most fearsome of treaties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaoshawk Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 This treaty is too awesome to describe. Also there's a lot of new recruits in Al Aqueda now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mustakrakish II Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 The amount of just not caring in the message makes me...quite happy actually! Congrats on not being serious! And congrats on the treaty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infidel Israeli Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 I love you guys. o/ Gorchin o/ PoPR o/ OO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scythegfx Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 This is pretty funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Xander the Only Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 Quality pairing right here. Well done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezequiel Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 Fine treaty if I do say so myself. By the way.. I found some do-do in my yard, you amigo's better get to picking it up before I beat y'all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Chaos Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 Congrats guys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireblade Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 This treaty isn't 1 sided at all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilhelm the Demented Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 Refreshingly original; Congrats to both parties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghuxalia Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 (edited) You left out Articalio Fiveo (Ghux): PoPR and OO will send Ghux 300 tech every 10 days, and attack any aggressors against his nation, for as long as his nation exists. Also, congrats on the failure, OO Edited December 1, 2009 by Ghuxalia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wu Tang Clan Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 Wow, poor show OO. This is a terrible treaty for you... I thought you were much better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ikMark Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 (edited) I am curious what this treaty means in reality, as in not on paper. Edited December 2, 2009 by ikMark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nemhauser Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 Octava Orden should pick better treaty partners. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ModusOperandi Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 I lol'd. Congrats! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kel Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 no comment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaarlaamp Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 Does this treaty still exist? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Louis the II Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 It is always a pleaseure to read posts from the puerto ricans. You guys are quite a character, Planet Bob needs this sarcastic, cheesy humor.. There is too much of old woman gossip and silly trollers in this world. Comedy is welcome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaiser Gutenhagen Posted December 2, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 Octava Orden should pick better treaty partners. I love you too. o/ o/ o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sighet Posted December 3, 2009 Report Share Posted December 3, 2009 (edited) Good luck guys Edited December 3, 2009 by sighet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeternalis Posted December 3, 2009 Report Share Posted December 3, 2009 slayer99 will be contacting you if you do actually go to war Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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