astronaut jones Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 Hi, my name is Astronaut Jones, and I am now a pacifist. I hereby renounce my harsh, crass, often foolish ways, in favour of a much more peaceful existence. I have seen the error of my ways, the error of running roughshod around planet bob, attempting to gain as many enemies as I possibly could through my actions and my words. Foolish behaviour, stupid behaviour, and for that I am sorry. I openly and fully apologize to everyone I may have wronged in the past, be it an alliance in general, to a single person, ruling a solitary nation. I have embraced a life of pacifism, a life of flowery goodness, a life of peace. To those I have wronged, again, I am sorry. Can't we all just get along? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poyplemonkeys Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 I call shens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astronaut jones Posted November 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 I call shens In time, I hope to show you and everyone else that I truly have embraced a life of pacifism. I know it would be wrong of me to hope for the approval and acceptance of planet bob after all that I have done prior to this announcement, but I will do my best, and in time, hopefully that will be enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locke Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 Why do I get the feeling this is not out of "the goodness of your heart," as it were? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astronaut jones Posted November 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 Why do I get the feeling this is not out of "the goodness of your heart," as it were? Because of my past, which I'm not trying to diminish in any way. Like poyplemonkeys above you, I hope that in time, and through my future actions, that it will be enough to convince you that I truly have embraced a life of pacifism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorgrum Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 This is awesome, pure win. Thank you AJ for continuing a long tradition of entertaining the masses. Good luck in your endevor and please continue to be that beacon of light so many of us look up to, in an otherwise grim, bleak and selfish world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locke Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 Because of my past, which I'm not trying to diminish in any way. Like poyplemonkeys above you, I hope that in time, and through my future actions, that it will be enough to convince you that I truly have embraced a life of pacifism. I know that neutrality != pacifism, but still...join GPA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Wilson Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 I laughed! I cried! I...loled? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astronaut jones Posted November 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 I know that neutrality != pacifism, but still...join GPA. I would not wish to abandon the nice, kind folks at CSN, who were so kind to have admitted my former self into their alliance. Even though I wish to live a life of pacifism right now, it would do me no good, and them no good, if I were to leave their fine alliance at this time. There are other ways in which I can make myself useful to them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astronaut jones Posted November 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 This is awesome, pure win. Thank you AJ for continuing a long tradition of entertaining the masses. Good luck in your endevor and please continue to be that beacon of light so many of us look up to, in an otherwise grim, bleak and selfish world. I am glad I could be of service to you. I hope that in time, I may right a few of the wrongs I committed towards your alliance and your allies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 I wouldn't call you a pacifist quiet yet. More of a diplomat? Sure, I can give you that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChimpMasterFlash Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 It is a TRAP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augustus Autumn Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 Interesting. Most interesting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trout Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 This news saddens me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Flinders Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 So very, very lame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astronaut jones Posted November 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 So very, very lame. I am sorry you feel this way. How can I go about helping to change your perception of me? Also, slayer did succeed in making nordreich disappear, though the loss of lives saddens me. I wish you all could have come to some sort of peaceful agreement back then, I really do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChimpMasterFlash Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 I am sorry you feel this way. How can I go about helping to change your perception of me?Also, slayer did succeed in making nordreich disappear, though the loss of lives saddens me. I wish you all could have come to some sort of peaceful agreement back then, I really do. Change your sig to something less flaming. Try dropping the fake acrylic shoes with plastic beads and the little fairly art from 1980. The whole thing shouts "anger." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shahenshah Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 <-- That sums it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Flinders Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 (edited) I am sorry you feel this way. How can I go about helping to change your perception of me? Stop being so lame? Also, slayer did succeed in making nordreich disappear Slayer has never done any such thing to Nordreich. The pacifism is clouding your mind. Free your mind man! Edited November 20, 2009 by Captain Flinders Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astronaut jones Posted November 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 Change your sig to something less flaming. Try dropping the fake acrylic shoes with plastic beads and the little fairly art from 1980. The whole thing shouts "anger." It saddens me that you feel the need to disparage the fine work of jewel. I think she did a wonderful job on my signature. It's a quite adequate signature for my new found pacifism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astronaut jones Posted November 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 Stop being so lame?Slayer has never touched Nordreich nor made it disappear. The pacifism is clouding your mind. Free your mind man! Nordreich, NoV, either way it was a sad day indeed. I'm sorry that it occured, violence, anger, and war are never the answer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Flinders Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 Nordreich, NoV, either way it was a sad day indeed. I'm sorry that it occured, violence, anger, and war are never the answer. Ugh, I can't stand this. I'm out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChimpMasterFlash Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 (edited) It saddens me that you feel the need to disparage the fine work of jewel. I think she did a wonderful job on my signature. It's a quite adequate signature for my new found pacifism. I gave no mention to the quality of the work. Only of the message that 80's fairy art and fake shoes convey. Edit Should be noted it is a fine sig for anger. Edited November 20, 2009 by ChimpMasterFlash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astronaut jones Posted November 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 I gave no mention to the quality of the work. Only of the message that 80's fairy arty and fake shoes convey. Well, I do believe that they convey a message of peace. I'm certain we can come to a common ground on the subject? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JBone Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 Congratulations Greenie, I'm happy for you. .....give control of your nation to your sister did ya? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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