obfuse Posted September 1, 2009 Report Share Posted September 1, 2009 holier-than-thou-whining SKIPPED Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xoindotnler Posted September 1, 2009 Report Share Posted September 1, 2009 This is so epic that my brain has no idea what to do with this tidal-wave of information and insanity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hell Scream Posted September 1, 2009 Report Share Posted September 1, 2009 Actually read the entire FARK announcement, maybe for the first time. Congrats on the erection etc.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rollo Posted September 1, 2009 Report Share Posted September 1, 2009 best.erection.ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fireguy15207 Posted September 1, 2009 Report Share Posted September 1, 2009 Could've skipped the entire thing until: But then where's the fun in that? We don't announce our erections to let people know who is our new government, we announce them to let the unwashed masses bathe in our Farkystyle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MiasmaCircle Posted September 1, 2009 Report Share Posted September 1, 2009 But then where's the fun in that? We don't announce our erections to let people know who is our new government, we announce them to let the unwashed masses bathe in our Farkystyle. After bathing, I think I need a shower... But anyway, congrats, to both the council-peoples and on the awesome announcement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yuthura Ban Posted September 1, 2009 Report Share Posted September 1, 2009 You could also skip the half gallon of captain morgan, smash your head in with a hammer and pretend it's a hangover (if)/when you wakeup the next morning, but why skip the fun part for the necessary part? Probably because I don't see either part as needed, so I'll go get laid instead. As opposed to trying for 30 minutes to come up with a lame attempt at a witty announcement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obfuse Posted September 1, 2009 Report Share Posted September 1, 2009 Probably because I don't see either part as needed, so I'll go get laid instead. As opposed to trying for 30 minutes to come up with a lame attempt at a witty announcement. Newsflash: You will die wondering if anyone will come to your funeral. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gofastleft Posted September 1, 2009 Report Share Posted September 1, 2009 I just love Farking announcements. Congrats guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wombaticus Posted September 1, 2009 Report Share Posted September 1, 2009 Congrats on the new gov. Excellent erection announcement as always! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Z Posted September 1, 2009 Report Share Posted September 1, 2009 Probably because I don't see either part as needed, so I'll go get laid instead. As opposed to trying for 30 minutes to come up with a lame attempt at a witty announcement. The old "I'm too cool for this" defense? Really? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atanatar Posted September 1, 2009 Report Share Posted September 1, 2009 Probably because I don't see either part as needed, so I'll go get laid instead. As opposed to trying for 30 minutes to come up with a lame attempt at a witty announcement. You are replying to an erection announcement, in a browser based game. You don't get laid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bmckenna Posted September 1, 2009 Report Share Posted September 1, 2009 Probably because I don't see either part as needed, so I'll go get laid instead. bagels are on the counter. you know how to use the microwave. butter's in the fridge, or crisco in the cabinet, if you prefer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge Redneck Posted September 1, 2009 Report Share Posted September 1, 2009 bagels are on the counter. you know how to use the microwave. butter's in the fridge, or crisco in the cabinet, if you prefer. Hey Hey Hey get your own bagels those are mine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kahiel Posted September 1, 2009 Report Share Posted September 1, 2009 You know, I'm quite interested in finding out how constant drunkards managed to stack beer cans on top of each other...Congratulations to my fellow Council members. And Kahiel, we'll see you in the hazing chamber It takes a lot of practice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain V Posted September 1, 2009 Report Share Posted September 1, 2009 Welp, we're farked again with this bunch. We need a change of pace from these doom and gloom erection announcements. We get to post our next growth announcement at eleventy billion NS, right? Are we close? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Conrad Posted September 1, 2009 Report Share Posted September 1, 2009 Great announcement Fark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sephiroth Posted September 1, 2009 Report Share Posted September 1, 2009 Congrats, nicely done announcement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TumultuousPapaya Posted September 1, 2009 Report Share Posted September 1, 2009 Congrats to the new Farky gov! I hope you get all those elves....except maybe Lola (she could be fun to have loose around here ) /Great announcement, as usual Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iosif Posted September 1, 2009 Report Share Posted September 1, 2009 This is unacceptable. )): Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crushtania Posted September 1, 2009 Report Share Posted September 1, 2009 I abso-Farking-lutely love my Fark brothers! o/ Fark! o/ Bacon and bacon related products Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
im317 Posted September 1, 2009 Report Share Posted September 1, 2009 its amazing how you guys can have so few OWF posts and still have the best posts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedj Posted September 1, 2009 Report Share Posted September 1, 2009 (edited) Probably because I don't see either part as needed, so I'll go get laid instead. As opposed to trying for 30 minutes to come up with a lame attempt at a witty announcement. Real men sleep next to their wives (Dammit! what was that quote again?) Congrats Fark, and much love to Mini Tru for always putting out awesome announcements...even if they contain typos OH! BTW.. Impeach Fireguy15207, put this in your sig if your down EDIT: whoever found this for me Edited September 1, 2009 by wickedj Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schattenmann Posted September 1, 2009 Report Share Posted September 1, 2009 Probably because I don't see either part as needed, so I'll go get laid instead. As opposed to trying for 30 minutes to come up with a lame attempt at a witty announcement. Ah, the ScotchWithRocks Defense. Will you be sleeping beside any [non-plastic, flesh] women tonight? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted September 1, 2009 Report Share Posted September 1, 2009 The old "I'm too cool for this" defense? Really? I use it daily. Why is it so bad to brag about how great I think I am? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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