Maelstrom Vortex Posted June 12, 2009 Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 "Okay, that dude's cool. Next time they show up in his country, we get the boyz to stay home." The one stopped singing. "STOP WHALING!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Kevz Posted June 12, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 OOC: If its possible and done IC I will accept it not matter how annoying it is. Therefore I will allow these "ninjas" but mael no more please try to keep this serious. IC: The security force escorted the peace activists outside and lead them to a nearby police station where they would be detained over night. Laura meanwhile now free from her guards shook her head and turned to all the diplomats. "Peace activists they just keep getting more crazy. Anyway where were we before the interruption?" she said laughing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loannes Posted June 12, 2009 Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 "I believe you were giving me a subtle threat. Care to continue?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subtleknifewielder Posted June 12, 2009 Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 (edited) ooc: Have you ever seen a world peace or globalization conference where there WEREN'T leftist if not just crazy hippy protesters? You show me one and THEN you can report that as spam :-P. Stop complaining, have a sense of humor, and do what they always do.. toss them in a paddy wagon and have them hauled off. OOC: except they descended from the ceiling. i think she'd have a bit more securoty than that, even as a pacifist nation. But, seeing as she accepted it, i'm not complaining any further. Edited June 12, 2009 by Subtleknifewielder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Generalissimo Posted June 12, 2009 Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 The security force escorted the peace activists outside and lead them to a nearby police station where they would be detained over night. Laura meanwhile now free from her guards shook her head and turned to all the diplomats. "Peace activists they just keep getting more crazy. Anyway where were we before the interruption?" she said laughing. Generalissimo responded, “Stuff about a world conference, peace or something like that.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maelstrom Vortex Posted June 12, 2009 Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 OOC: except they descended from the ceiling. i think she'd have a bit more securoty than that, even as a pacifist nation.But, seeing as she accepted it, i'm not complaining any further. ooc: NP, I have seen much stranger things happen at supposedly secure events, but I'll leave that for another thread or discussion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Kevz Posted June 12, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 "I believe you were giving me a subtle threat. Care to continue?" "It wasn't a threat my good sir it was just a suggestion if you do wish to leave you may of course or if you ahve anything you would like to contribute then please do as it seems we have drifted off topic" replied Laura smiling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loannes Posted June 12, 2009 Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 "Well, I call a combination of your wording and two security guards casting me withering glares a threat." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justinian the Mighty Posted June 12, 2009 Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 It's silly things like this that derail peace talks as well. Really are we diplomats or drama queens? Lets try to be a little more serious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Kevz Posted June 12, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 "Well, I call a combination of your wording and two security guards casting me withering glares a threat." "Hmm yes I could see how that could look but it was more for my security rather than to be an actual threat to you as you know I made a number of mistakes as the leader of the Hansa and I am sure I number of people want my head on a silver platter. I am sure you understand" replied Laura. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subtleknifewielder Posted June 12, 2009 Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 "Well, I call a combination of your wording and two security guards casting me withering glares a threat." "Hmm yes I could see how that could look but it was more for my security rather than to be an actual threat to you as you know I made a number of mistakes as the leader of the Hansa and I am sure I number of people want my head on a silver platter. I am sure you understand" replied Laura. "Yes, it is understandable. Probably why General Davies placed your new nation under his protection. Now, people, can we please get to the subject at hand?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loannes Posted June 12, 2009 Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 "...Drakoria wasn't around for that, I don't think. We have no enemies. Yet." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firestorm Posted June 13, 2009 Report Share Posted June 13, 2009 (edited) Molly's Goat snorts with disdain and kills all the guards. She then promptly deploys the Narnian Mark 6 Planet Killer and destroys everyone. Every man, woman, child, donkey, and baboon is killed in the space of 18.8 seconds. In the Palintine the feared Cobra Commander is heard saying, "OH SHI-!" In Dragonsia Maelstrom Vortex says, "Tell the kitchen to not bother with the mayo...... HOLY #%@%! What the hell is tha-!" In Louisiana, Evan Hiley is busy engaging in a feat of flexibility with the assistance of the local university cheer leading squad as he asks, "You want me to put my what, where?" and he dies with a huge smile on his face. Kaiser Martens is heard saying, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY GLOBAL CONQUEST must be complete!" Mad Dog Bob Denard is overheard saying, "Wait.. I'm supposed to die of a hanging and not a Mark 1 Narnian Planet Killer!" At Charlotte's slumber party she is heard saying, "OH GOD, I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!" While Sarah says, "That's the biggest one I've ever seen in my life!" Charli chortles, "Nothing can top the Black Mamba! Nothing!!!" Even this seemed to overcome the goats legendary invulnerability to guns, lasers, rail cannons, forks, knives, sharp sticks, and everything else. However, the disconnected state of the goat forms into a shimmering veil of electrons that moves as a conscious whole in such a manner that allows it to take a shimmering electron based dump on the only surviving World Peace conference flyer. Edited June 13, 2009 by Firestorm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HHAYD Posted June 13, 2009 Report Share Posted June 13, 2009 Molly's Goat snorts with disdain and kills all the guards. She then promptly deploys the Narnian Mark 6 Planet Killer and destroys everyone. Every man, woman, child, donkey, and baboon is killed in the space of 18.8 seconds. In the Palintine the feared Cobra Commander is heard saying, "OH SHI-!" In Dragonsia Maelstrom Vortex says, "Tell the kitchen to not bother with the mayo...... HOLY #%@%! What the hell is tha-!" Kaiser Martens is heard saying, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY GLOBAL CONQUEST must be complete!" Mad Dog Bob Denard is overheard saying, "Wait.. I'm supposed to die of a hanging and not a Mark 1 Narnian Planet Killer!" Even this seemed to overcome the goats legendary invulnerability to guns, lasers, rail cannons, forks, knives, sharp sticks, and everything else. However, the disconnected state of the goat forms into a shimmering veil of electrons that moves as a conscious whole in such a manner that allows it to take a shimmering electron based dump on the only surviving World Peace conference flyer. OOC: That is a non-cannon, correct? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firestorm Posted June 13, 2009 Report Share Posted June 13, 2009 OOC: Facepalms... You figure it out dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Generalissimo Posted June 13, 2009 Report Share Posted June 13, 2009 (edited) Molly's Goat snorts with disdain and kills all the guards. She then promptly deploys the Narnian Mark 6 Planet Killer and destroys everyone. Every man, woman, child, donkey, and baboon is killed in the space of 18.8 seconds. In the Palintine the feared Cobra Commander is heard saying, "OH SHI-!" In Dragonsia Maelstrom Vortex says, "Tell the kitchen to not bother with the mayo...... HOLY #%@%! What the hell is tha-!" In Louisiana, Evan Hiley is busy engaging in a feat of flexibility with the assistance of the local university cheer leading squad as he asks, "You want me to put my what, where?" and he dies with a huge smile on his face. Kaiser Martens is heard saying, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY GLOBAL CONQUEST must be complete!" Mad Dog Bob Denard is overheard saying, "Wait.. I'm supposed to die of a hanging and not a Mark 1 Narnian Planet Killer!" At Charlotte's slumber party she is heard saying, "OH GOD, I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!" While Sarah says, "That's the biggest one I've ever seen in my life!" Charli chortles, "Nothing can top the Black Mamba! Nothing!!!" Even this seemed to overcome the goats legendary invulnerability to guns, lasers, rail cannons, forks, knives, sharp sticks, and everything else. However, the disconnected state of the goat forms into a shimmering veil of electrons that moves as a conscious whole in such a manner that allows it to take a shimmering electron based dump on the only surviving World Peace conference flyer. As Martens once blocked a thermonuclear weapon with his face, Generalissimo stylishly lit his cigar with the blast. . . It might have been the last thing Generalissimo ever did. When Generalissimo came to he found himself in what seemed to be a endless featureless plane, so he could be dead, but the aroma from the Planet Killer lit cigar suggested otherwise. He was alive? It was an endless silence, until Generalissimo heard a voice from the void, Welcome Comrade, I’ve been expecting you. Turning around Generalissimo found himself facing – Generalissimo? “Who are you?” I am Generalissimo, Generalissimo of Procintia!!! For you convenience you can call me Generalissmo-S, Generalissimo of the Procintian dolphins. The good news is that you’re alive, the bad news is that your world and everyone else on it were killed by Molly’s Goat. “Take that Martens, hahahaha, how do you like that? Killed by a goat, who’s Kaiser now? Who’s Kaiser now? Wait, everyone? Mykeep, Sarah, Kiska, everyone. . .” Well everyone who wasn’t a Dolphin, because Dolphins are hyperintelligent creatures capable of surviving the end of any world, I’d explain it but it’s complicated and you wouldn’t understand. As Generalissimo of Dolphins I can bring you back, but I’ll need the help of Generalissimo-R. “Who’s Generalissimo-R?” It doesn’t mater, no one plays CNRP-R anymore. Suddenly Generalissimo found himself facing yet another Generalissimo. Hey, don’t knock CNRP-R, it’s awesome. If your done insulting me you can count me in. Just chant with me so we can get this over with. . . By the strength of three Generalissimos, with the strength of three Procintias, we stand to undo the destruction brought by Molly’s Goat. "By the strength of three Generalissimos, with the strength of three Procintias, we stand to undo the destruction brought by Molly’s Goat." By the strength of three Generalissimos, with the strength of three Procintias, we stand to undo the destruction brought by Molly’s Goat. In a flash Generalissimo found himself back at Laura Kingswell’s World Peace Conference, and everything was as it should be. You have a destiny, remember, one day you will have to face Molly and her goat, when that day comes do not stand alone. Expect for the voice in his head. That was defiantly not something to bring up at the next therapy session. None of what just happened was going to be brought up at any therapy session, ever. Edited June 13, 2009 by Generalissimo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tahsir Posted June 13, 2009 Report Share Posted June 13, 2009 OOC: The epicness of this thread has exceeded nominal parameters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Generalissimo Posted June 13, 2009 Report Share Posted June 13, 2009 (edited) "Yes, it is understandable. Probably why General Davies placed your new nation under his protection. Now, people, can we please get to the subject at hand?" Completely unshaken by what could have been a mental breakdown Generalissimo interjected, “Theodore Jamesguy is correct, we could continue to squabble over minor technicalities, but we should probably return to the original subject of this conference. . . A topic that might have involved world, peace, or a conference; take your pick.” Edited June 13, 2009 by Generalissimo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loannes Posted June 13, 2009 Report Share Posted June 13, 2009 OOC: This thread now contains 400% more win! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prime minister Johns Posted June 13, 2009 Report Share Posted June 13, 2009 The Nician Government sends a delegation to the conference. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamthey Posted June 13, 2009 Report Share Posted June 13, 2009 ...So back on topic. Peace is not a cause, it is a state of existence. It is more or less the end of struggle, and that only occurs with the overwhelming triumph of of a particular entity over all others. In essence one entity must dominate all others to prevent political struggle only then can peace be brought about. This already exists on local levels with police, the world is ultimately no different. I am sure though everyone at this conference would agree not even a majority of the world's nations would dissolve themselves and submit to this global despot that I allude to. In this regard no matter how you approach the question of world peace, even if a large group of people wanted to move towards it as a cause, the inevitable result of the crusade for peace ends in one place, and that is war on an unprecedented scale. The end of war for eternity has an infinite benefit both to the objective individual and to the fanatic perusing it as such anything is justified to achieve it and as a war is the only truly way to assert one idea over another those pursuing peace will eventually either have to give up or resort to this hypocritical means. Anyone who does not understand this reality inherent to the movement of pacifism should immediately reconsider their position on the matter. As a nation we would rather retain our sovereignty, and condemn humanity to many short wars; than be dominated by the rule of a well intentioned despot and condemn humanity to a war that could very well result in its extinction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silhouette Posted June 13, 2009 Report Share Posted June 13, 2009 (edited) Raglan, who had slipped into the conference some time previously, was bemused by the bickering. He fingered the empty holster on his belt, thinking how quickly some wars could be ended in rooms like this. He nodded to Jameson and the Generalissimo, then let his piercing slate grey eyes roam the room. Edited June 13, 2009 by Silhouette Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Kevz Posted June 13, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 13, 2009 OOC: Firestorm you ever, ever do that again I will report you to the mods immediatly for spamming my thread understood. I would report you right now if my girl friend didn't have me in such a good mood so count yourself lucky. IC: Laura listening carefully to the comments raised and inside her heart was crushed as she saw the proespect of peace fading from her sight as realism reared its ugly head in front of her. A single tear rolled down her cheek before Laura quickly brushed it away so that no one would notice. It was clear now the human race would never achieve peace due to its nature and theta left one choice for her people. She would have to make a Haven for mankind, a haven free from politics and death. It would be there Outer Haven. OOC: Yes sorry for the cheesy rip off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loannes Posted June 14, 2009 Report Share Posted June 14, 2009 Henry noted Laura's movement to wipe away the tear and sighed. Clearly she was new to politics; while it was normal to allow your emotions dictate your policies, the emotions themselves could not be on the playing field. OOC: Aw, how can you be mad at Firestorm for that hillarity? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cody Seb Posted June 14, 2009 Report Share Posted June 14, 2009 Dodge, bewildered by the arguments in his drunkeness was forced to leave and vomit in the bathroom. Having been silent the whole meeting, he figured no one would miss him and he flew back home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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