Generalissimo

In other news. . . Two weeks of the ongoing Bering Sea bomb Byclone Typhoon Nuri~! Why hasn't Nuri stopped yet? Kind of hard to liberate anything in such weather. Kind of like this. . . . . . but without George Clooney or Mark Wahlberg.

Just for that I am going to spend another day writing up a particularly serious declaration.

People interested in Procinctia's resurrection are delighted seeing the Mara slayers again. Glory to Mara slayers who freed everyone from squalor and misery.

By popular demand Generalissimo's foray into CNRP-A will be a serious endeavor. After years of playing not-very-serious roleplaying nations I will do a stab at normality. Thus begging the question - what is a serious Bear Islands' Nation of the Bear? Yes, a serious nation with absurd geography and nomenclature. Still going to stay rather serious elsewhere. I am open to suggestions and input before posting my nation's existence. Let's hear what our (extended) community has to say!

How exactly did we pick the candidates?

It was fast and extremely beyond protocol.

Bear Islands' Nation of the Bear Geography, CNRPA Nunavut's Bear Island Bear Island of Lake Temagami Bear Island of Lake Superior Eight Bears Island Bears Island of Tasmania Greenland's (Nanortalik) "Place of Polar Bears Island" Bear Island chain of James Bay Eight Bears Island Bear Islands, Hudson Bay Bear Island, Antarctica Bear Island, South Carolina (both) Bear Island, Maine Bear Island, Norfolk County Bear Island, Plymouth County

Bear Islands' Nation of the Bear Geography Nunavut's Bear Island Bear Island of Lake Temagami Bear Island of Lake Superior Eight Bears Island Bears Island of Tasmania Greenland's (Nanortalik) "Place of Polar Bears Island" Bear Island chain of James Bay Eight Bears Island Bear Islands, Hudson Bay Bear Island, Antarctica Bear Island, South Carolina (both) Bear Island, Maine Bear Island, Norfolk County Bear Island, Plymouth County

Bear Islands' Nation of the Bear is completely uninvolved in the internal affairs of the Aleutian. Classified to Cascadia; Bear Islands' Nation of the Bear efforts at reunification with the Aleutian will not interfere in your control of Alaska. We're completely willing to run a secret arrangement supporting our mutual interests while securing our position.

http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/powerful-ocean-storm-blasting-alaskan-islands-26775122 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Typhoon_Nuri_(2014) Procinctia Liberation Committee's efforts to liberate Aleutian islands currently is being hampered by the weather. Bering Sea bomb Byclone Typhoon Nuri really is hampering any efforts to cross the North Pacific. Hard to liberate anything when getting bombarded with powerful waves! It's hitting Procinctia dead on, right on, really hard! How could Sedna have forsaken the liberation committee?

Madagascar tourists would be accosted by local authorities with tickets. No escape for anyone seeing to access the island. No matter what you do they'll find you. No avoiding getting ticketed. Tickets for a variety of completely free events on the island to celebrate Kaiser Martens Day~! Tickets for Concert Series from the Bear Islands' National Symphony Philharmonic Orchestra of the Bear celebrating Martencist/Nord/MartencistGerman/Martencist styles of music. Romantic symphonies (Chaiyya Chaiyya by Ludwig van Beethoven) Opera excerpt (Never Gonna Give You Up by Ritt der Walküren) Baroque (Magnum PI by Johann Sebastian Bach) Rock (Morning Coffee by Rammstein ) Volkstümliche Musik (Wong Fei-hung by Heino) Liedermacher (Da Mystery Of Chessboxin' by The Wu Tang Clan) Neue Deutsche Welle (America the Beautiful by Ray Charles) Kaiser Martens' conquests had captured elite chiefs from around the world into a culinary gulag. In the infamous Kitchen Stadium they were forced to compete for Marten's amusement. Surviving the brutal death games were gladiators known as the Iron Chefs. Enjoy a reenactment of the Iron Chef tournaments. Reichswehr armies honed their bodies in brutal contact sports. Nord's traditional Ulama! Enjoy watching a high intensity game! Go, that old Nord-ish strategy game of war, honed their general for a thirst for blood. . . Free tourist entry for $5,000,000 high stakes GO tournament! Elite hand-to-hand combat allowed the Nords to plow through armies of freedom loving peoples. Watch free public demonstrations featuring the Nord martial art of Wushu!

Repeating my question x4 per lack of GM response. (My imagined skiff centered navy depends on this)

Dice modifiers can adjust of course,

Break everything down to manageable chunks obviously. Of course dice scripts capable of handling thousand rolls might actually exist already.

Repeating my question thrice per lack of GM response.

I have a solution Straight dice rolling for counter missiles. All problems resolved by random numbers god.

Good to see that you're being your usual "gracious" self :mad:

Repeating my question per lack of GM response.

I can agree with Triyun here.

I am 100% in favor solving every fight with a coinflip.

Still doesn't help nations without planes, boats, or aircraft.

Goodness what a dirty little trick :popcorn:

I nominate Jarl Frost!

Are we actually allowed to do that?

Still a lot of work. Have you considered indexing the information?