Arcane Posted March 1, 2009 Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 These erections are brought to you in association with beer and the Catholic Church. Once again we find ourselves preparing to erect a number (five actually) of pre-eminent Farkers to lead us through the mists and mazes that is inter-alliance politics. But this is not just an everyday erection, for in March we also pay homage to beer, one of the three foundations on which we build our alliance and base our Farkystyle upon. For in the month of March we celebrate and practice the principles of the great Saint Patrick. Well known for his serpent phobia and love of a good pint this man was an example to all. Most notably the Catholic Church, who just like Farkistan, also celebrates this great man. This Irish saint believed in strengthing faith through the suitable relaxation of mind and body. While Farkers worship a variety of deities and idols (lolcats, frightening airborn pasta, dynamite monkeys, Ackbarican Idol, and zebras just to mention a few) the relaxation of mind and body through heroic consumption of alcohol is something we all have in common. Expecting nothing other than the best in our leadership this month’s council had to go through a series of challenges. Failure does not come without humiliation, as first time candidate Raving MainyYak experienced after attempting to down an entire bottle of Bailey’s 'n' Coke. And now, after a serious clean-up and several home remedies for hangover we are proud to present you TotalFark council for the month of March! Spanky22, who wore nothing but green body paint for the entire day Ackbarican Idol who signed a ten-day contract with the Boston Celtics, and WickedJ who volunteered to be the Council's personal massage therapist Romeroland, for the amazing feat of being thrown out of the same bar four times over the evening. and Princess Jules, for an amazing show of commitment in getting a shamrock tattoo to celebrate her return to Council. When it convenes, TotalFark Council's first order of business will be to approve a liver stimulus bill proposed by our Subby, Emperor Norton, seen here riding behind his favorite zebras, or as he calls it, foreplay. So, this St. Patrick's Day, hoist a pint in salute of the new TotalFark Council: Ackbarican Idol (Speaker) Romeroland wickedj Princess Jules Spanky22 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kroknia Posted March 1, 2009 Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 How nice, good luck Farkistanis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Xander the Only Posted March 1, 2009 Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 This is hot. And stuff. And I love WickedJ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arrnea Posted March 1, 2009 Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 Awesome stuff Fark. Keep on Farkin' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormsend Posted March 1, 2009 Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 The Church of Walford is interested in hosting your next announcement. :jihad: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tromp Posted March 1, 2009 Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 Congrats guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jewelangel Posted March 1, 2009 Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 Congrats to the new council. WickedJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akama Posted March 1, 2009 Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 You guys always have the best announcements. Also, congratulations on your erections! Fark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge Redneck Posted March 1, 2009 Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 Congrats!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulkan Posted March 1, 2009 Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 WickedJ? Who the Fark voted for him? Congratulations to everyone else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RavingMainyYak Posted March 1, 2009 Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 Oh my head.... Who knew Bailey's 'n Coke meant Coca-Cola? Our Council is in good hands! Congrats to the victors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkenstein Posted March 1, 2009 Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 I farkin love these announcements. Congrats guys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petrovich4 Posted March 1, 2009 Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 I love me some Irish!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wouldestous Posted March 1, 2009 Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 *wouldestous salutes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balder Posted March 1, 2009 Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 Congratulations on another awesome set of erections. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bernkastel Posted March 1, 2009 Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 These threads continue to deliver instant win. Congrats to those elected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Archer Posted March 1, 2009 Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 Farkin' awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WilliamDean Posted March 1, 2009 Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 Congratulations to the Farking council Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin McDonald Posted March 1, 2009 Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 If one didn't know better, one would think you guys were compensating for something by always announcing what huge erections you have. o7 The new council Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lancer Posted March 1, 2009 Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 (edited) Awesome announcement as always Fark! Congrats to the new Council! Edit: Typo Edited March 1, 2009 by Lancer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carter Posted March 1, 2009 Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 Congrats. o/ the New Council. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chewy milk Posted March 1, 2009 Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 (edited) I FOR ONE DO NOT WELCOME OUR NEW OVERLORDS! THE TRYANNNY AND OPPRESION HAS GONE ON TOO LONG! A NEW TIME IS AT HAND! FPLF FOREVER! MAY WE FOREv.dngvbnnnnnnn . excuse me. i do not know what got into me. i love our new council. may they rule for a thousand years. i am but a lowly worm in the aura of their magnificence. goodbye for now friends. i am needed in the mines. Edited March 1, 2009 by chewy milk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucas Perry Posted March 1, 2009 Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 Congrats on the council, Fark! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slick Johnson Posted March 1, 2009 Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 Let the insurgency begin! Congrats folks. I wanna see more of PJ's tattoo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RomeroLand Posted March 1, 2009 Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 great, i have to work with wickedj again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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