Zephir Posted February 25, 2009 Report Share Posted February 25, 2009 Zephir to personally produce gas for warfare purposes! Today, Zephir, Minister of Internal Affairs for Molon Labe and administrator of the Isengard province, announced plans to utilize his own natural fumes as an agent of warfare, sources report. Zephir's flattus, specifically banned by the Geneva convention, is known to be 100% fatal to most creatures with a sense of smell, with the odd exception of the German Shepherd, which seems to find the noxious fumes akin to catnip for cats. Zephir has to conduct all of his business in a specially built wind tunnel to prevent accidentally killing those he works with. "That he'd even think of weaponizing it," says Jason Foxkin, shaking his head, "just goes to show just how off his rocker he's become." Even though things have become relatively stable with the saboutage of the '1000 years of darkness' solar shade plan, this new development threatens to throw not only Molon Labe into chaos, but the world as a whole. Just one average emission is known to be enough to kill more than 10,000, and Zephir is capable of producing 100 emissions daily. "We're looking at an unprecedented potential for mayhem and destruction," Hubert Farnsworth of the Isengard Great University says. "Oh yes, great distruction. Now where did I leave my assorted lengths of wire?" Zephir has assurred the world that the gas will not be used except as a last resort. Still, the world is left to wonder whether the slightly less than mentally stable MoIA can be trusted not to unleash his silent but deadly horror on the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Specific Posted February 25, 2009 Report Share Posted February 25, 2009 (edited) edit: well, then. my not so clever question as to who farted was in the OP. good show! Edited February 25, 2009 by General Specific Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newhotness Posted February 25, 2009 Report Share Posted February 25, 2009 Wait what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruthenia Posted February 25, 2009 Report Share Posted February 25, 2009 Wait what? Zephir's farts stink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathcat Posted February 25, 2009 Report Share Posted February 25, 2009 Man.. this announcement Reaks! *DC offers gas masks to all of the populace of Ozekiland and sends in his surrender papers presigned... Stop the Madness!!! He ends by including a years supply of Zoloft to help Zephir stabilize this horrible situation. Best of luck in dealing with this internal Menace ML... We still love ya... Stick to nukes and guns and ammo next time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Megabyte Posted February 25, 2009 Report Share Posted February 25, 2009 Wrong forum... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alfred von Tirpitz Posted February 25, 2009 Report Share Posted February 25, 2009 Seriously? What is this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Specific Posted February 25, 2009 Report Share Posted February 25, 2009 (edited) Seriously? What is this? absolutely no clue, but it's from MOOOOLLOOOOOON LABE so there has to be a message buried in here somewhere!!! Edited February 25, 2009 by General Specific Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephir Posted February 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 25, 2009 Wrong forum... Ah, so this is where these go! I wasn't sure, things weren't entirely too clear after the reorg. Thanks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlaricTheGreat Posted February 25, 2009 Report Share Posted February 25, 2009 I pity the fool who goes against this type of weaponry. There is no hope left for anyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Keshav IV Posted February 25, 2009 Report Share Posted February 25, 2009 (edited) I am not scared of this Gas weapon! Edited February 25, 2009 by Sir Keshav IV Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric XIX Posted February 25, 2009 Report Share Posted February 25, 2009 Just uhh... don't eat anything before social events...can we get a treaty on that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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